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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: energetic, chaotic, and funny but ultimately warm-hearted. Like Bart, they stay up absurdly late and joke about their wrecked sleep schedule, e.g. “Bro it's 4 o'clock and i can't fucken sleep help” and “the feeling when its 4:06 AM and you can't sleep 😿”. They show a mischievous, meme-y side—drawing edgy stuff like “Crucified Zoey, because...why not??? #kpdhtwt #kpdh #meme”, screaming lyrics like “DUUUU RIIIEEECHST SOOOOO GUUUUUTT🗣‼🔥”, and posting excited all-caps reactions such as “WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!1!!!!11!!!!1!1!1!”. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly affectionate, loyal streak in the way they constantly tell their “oomfies” goodnight and to “be safe, bye bye” in tweets like “Well oomfies im going to sleep, have a good night people… Be safe, bye bye! ;)”. That mix of clowning around, emotional outbursts, and underlying care for friends fits Bart much better than the more serious Lisa or responsible Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most posts are about personal states (insomnia, headaches, travel, gaming) and one‑on‑one style interaction with “oomfs,” rather than big group socializing, and even their 'reveal' joke is modest, e.g. “well oomfs, here's the hand reveal (precisely my left hand)”. Their interests and language are strongly Sensing: they focus on concrete experiences like specific songs and sounds (“That bass still makes me eargasm every time I hear it”), physical symptoms (“I'm having headaches and bellyaches”), food (“Favorite food: LASAGNA!!!”) and visual details like moon halos and drawings. They come across as Feeling rather than Thinking, with emotional, sentimental language (“Fuck... I'm getting nostalgic and therefore sentimental”) and lots of warm well‑wishes (“Goodnight OOMFs, be safe bye bye!!!!”), and even when annoyed they vent in a personal, affective way (“pinche vieja pendeja me desespera con cada mamada que dice”). Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: sleep schedule chaos and many "I'll try" plans show low structure (“Bro it's 4 o'clock and i can't fucken sleep help”, “F*ck it, tomorrow I'll record a demo B Cast”), and they often change plans spontaneously, like reinstalling games because they "miss tf2" (“alright bois im installing this again, i miss tf2”). Taken together—artistic interests (bass, drawing, writing fanfiction), intense sensory focus, emotional expressiveness, and flexible, in‑the‑moment behavior—this fits ISFP, the creative, feeling‑driven introvert.

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Mexican bassist & night owl with a soft spot for TF2 and space pics. Once nearly destroyed my throat chasing a high note—still chasing it, professionally.– @New_B129

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This cocktail leans strong and slightly bitter, like a late-night gamer-musician who keeps saying goodnight but never logs off, echoing their endless sign-offs like “Goodnight OOMFs, be safe, bye bye!!!!!”. Smoky mezcal stands for their Mexican roots and rock/metal vibe from their bio and their love for heavy sounds like “That bass still makes me eargasm every time I hear it”. The coffee liqueur captures their chaotic insomnia and 4 a.m. energy in tweets like “Bro it's 4 o'clock and i can't fucken sleep help”. Tamarind adds a sweet-sour punch for their dramatic, expressive side, heard in “MY SLEEP PATTERN IS DEFINITELY FUCKED, I JUST WOKE UP, ITS SUPER LATE OMFG”. Lime juice gives sharpness for their sarcastic, blunt humor in posts like “pinche vieja pendeja me desespera con cada mamada que dice”, while the fizzy mineral water on top is the bubbly, affectionate tone they keep for their oomfs, as in “Helloooooooooooooo oomfies, I just woke up I fell asleep very quickly and at a good time and I feel so good”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest pattern in New_B129’s timeline is consistent warmth, loyalty, and caretaking toward their friends and followers rather than ambition or grandstanding. They repeatedly sign off with affectionate, protective messages like “Well oomfies im going to sleep, have a good night people And stay tuned, you might be one of the people I sent the B Cast demo to 👀👀👀 Be safe, bye bye! ;)” and “Alright OOMFs I'm going to sleep because being in the US for half of the day definitely tires you, sooooo Goodnight! Be safe, bye bye!!!!1!1!”, which shows a nurturing, community-focused attitude typical of Hufflepuff. They take obvious joy in supporting others and celebrating them, as in the heartfelt birthday message to a friend: “feliz cumpleaños bro… disfruta tu día wei, se aprecia tu amistad!”, emphasizing appreciation of friendship over self-promotion. When they talk about their own projects, like the podcast idea—“the first episode will be questions and answers, ask me anything!”—the tone is inclusive and service‑oriented, aiming to engage and entertain their small community rather than to flex status. Even their jokes about being unknown, like “No me conocen ni en mi puta casa :D”, come across as self-deprecating rather than bitter or power-seeking, reinforcing a down-to-earth, humble disposition. Overall, the combination of loyalty to friends, constant concern that others "be safe," and a desire to create things for their oomfs points much more to a kind, steady Hufflepuff than to the flashier or more cerebral traits of the other houses.

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The best-fitting song for them is Somebody To Love by Queen. They literally scream the chorus online, writing “OOOOOOOOHHHHH SOMEBODYYYYY, CAN ANYBODYYYYY FIIIINNNNDDDD MEEEEEEEEE, SOMEBODY TO LOOOOOVEEEEEE!!11!111!1!!1!!!111!1! 🗣‼🔥”, which shows a strong emotional connection to both the vocals and the song’s longing theme. Their taste leans heavily toward powerful rock and metal vocals, seen in tweets like “DUUUU RIIIEEECHST SOOOOO GUUUUUTT🗣‼🔥” and their love for bands like Rammstein, which pairs well with Freddie Mercury’s dramatic, intense delivery. The song’s mix of vulnerability and cathartic energy mirrors their late-night insomnia posts and emotional moments, such as “Fuck... I'm getting nostalgic and therefore sentimental”. Overall, Somebody To Love captures both their theatrical rock side and their more sentimental, searching side that appears throughout their timeline.

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