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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, irreverent, and always cracking jokes even in mundane situations. Their humor is loud and self-deprecating, like describing their blocked nose as breathing "like I’m a fat pig" in “When my nose is blocked so I start breathing like I’m a fat pig”, which fits Bart’s over-the-top dramatics. They’re constantly clowning on pop culture and people around them, as seen in “Jayce contemplating the backlash he might get should he doxx everyone he hates” and “WHAT THE 😭😭😭HELL 😭😭😭 MAN THIS WILL DESTROY FNAF”, mirroring Bart’s tendency to stir chaos and commentate from the sidelines. There’s also a rebellious, identity-aware edge—calling themselves “the wokest hijabi” and telling people to stop stereotyping in “Sometimes I get mad that wearing a hijab means I’m a total conservative like no I’m probably the wokest hijabi you’ve ever seen stop stereotyping me.”—which feels like a more socially conscious, modern Bart. Even their academic chaos, like being stuck in the bathroom before class in “I have class in 9 minutes And I’ve been in this bathroom for 30 OMFG I’m not gonna make it”, echoes Bart’s perpetual school-related disasters delivered with comedic flair.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly perform their inner monologue outwardly, treating Twitter like a room full of people and reacting dramatically, e.g. “To the 43 people who sawrhis and didn’t laugh with a like I’m skrry how do i get Funier” and “AY!! GET A LOAD OF THIS… SIX!!! GET READY FOR IT…… SEVENNNNNN”, showing a clear desire for shared laughter and interaction. Their humor and interests skew Intuitive: they love hyperbolic, conceptual jokes and fandom discourse rather than concrete, practical topics, as seen in “Sometimes I get mad that wearing a hijab means I’m a total conservative like no I’m probably the wokest hijabi you’ve ever seen stop stereotyping me. Also #rsl was a black solo poly hijabi amputee in a past life I make the rules ok Bitch”, which plays with identity, stereotypes, and imagined scenarios. They are clearly Feeling-driven: they frame things in terms of anger, hilarity, or annoyance and care about people and representation, like “The concept of accusing Sean as white passing is insane when he was literally threatened to be deported from a WHITE RACIST guy and has numerous scenes of racism against him” and “My son Josh Washington we still think about Yo manic Ass sometimes Rest in Pisces”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their life seems chaotic and spontaneous rather than structured, like “I have class in 9 minutes And I’ve been in this bathroom for 30 OMFG I’m not gonna make it” and “Omg I’m never drinking coffee again I’m literallt Pooping my guts out”, suggesting poor planning but flexible, in-the-moment reactions. The combination of loud, social humor, imaginative riffs, emotional intensity, and messy spontaneity best fits ENFP.

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17 | Somali hijabi with chaotic tea reviews, LIS takes & bathroom-coffee horror stories. Breathing like a pig, tweeting like a critic.– @newbsaibob

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with Somali spiced black tea for her heritage and the dramatic rage of “I’m so fucking mad I made tea today and It was so shit ive never been so mad in my Life ibe lost my touch”, brewed properly this time. A sharp espresso shot captures her hyper, slightly unhinged energy tweeting about everything from FNAF meltdowns to bathroom emergencies like “Omg I’m never drinking coffee again I’m literallt Pooping my guts out”. Coconut milk keeps it smooth and a bit alternative, matching the playful softness of her bio “HEY QT!” and the way she clowns around in tweets like “AY!! GET A LOAD OF THIS 😄😄😄😄😆…..SIX!!! GET READY FOR IT…… SEVENNNNNN 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎”. The bright pomegranate syrup is sweet but intense, mirroring her loud, colorful humor in posts like “Hahahahahahaahhaahahahaaaaaa 😭😂😂😂😂 Get it get it get it” and her chaotic Black History Month wish “Hi it’s black history Month can some one do all my exams for me”. Finally, crushed mint and ice make it refreshing and a bit experimental, echoing the self-aware, boundary-pushing line “I’m probably the wokest hijabi you’ve ever seen stop stereotyping me” and giving the whole concoction the cool snap of someone who tweets like a stand-up set in a “closed room.”

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest signal in their tweets is boldness and a willingness to loudly be themselves, which aligns most with Gryffindor. They openly push back on stereotypes about hijabis and define their own identity with lines like “Sometimes I get mad that wearing a hijab means I’m a total conservative like no I’m probably the wokest hijabi you’ve ever seen stop stereotyping me. Also #rsl was a black solo poly hijabi amputee in a past life I make the rules ok Bitch”, which shows courage and a confrontational sense of justice. Their humor is chaotic, shameless, and impulsive — for example, the bathroom/coffee saga in “Omg I’m never drinking coffee again I’m literallt Pooping my guts out” and “I have class in 9 minutes And I’ve been in this bathroom for 30 OMFG I’m not gonna make it” — suggesting the classic Gryffindor tendency to act first and deal with consequences later. They also get righteously worked up about media/characters and call out perceived injustices, like in “The concept of accusing Sean as white passing is insane when he was literally threatened to be deported from a WHITE RACIST guy and has numerous scenes of racism against him”, which echoes Gryffindor’s protective, outspoken side. While they are witty and could have Ravenclaw traits, the dominant vibe is loud, passionate, and unafraid to start something, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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A song like good 4 u fits them because it’s loud, chaotic, and very self-aware, just like their timeline. They have an unfiltered, dramatic humor, like when they say “Omg I’m never drinking coffee again I’m literallt Pooping my guts out” and “I have class in 9 minutes And I’ve been in this bathroom for 30 OMFG I’m not gonna make it”, which mirrors the song’s over-the-top, emotionally explosive tone. They also balance identity and sarcasm, as in “Sometimes I get mad that wearing a hijab means I’m a total conservative like no I’m probably the wokest hijabi you’ve ever seen stop stereotyping me”, similar to the way the song mixes vulnerability with biting attitude. Their caps-lock reactions and meme energy, like “AY!! GET A LOAD OF THIS 😄… SIX!!! … SEVENNNNNN 😎😎😎” and “WHAT THE 😭😭😭HELL 😭😭😭 MAN THIS WILL DESTROY FNAF”, match the intense, dramatic catharsis of the track. Overall, good 4 u captures their blend of humor, chaos, and big feelings in a way that feels very on-brand for their tweeting style.

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