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Your MBTI personality Type
They read as strongly introverted: their tweets focus on internal pain, isolation, and feeling imprisoned or alone rather than socializing, e.g. “I AGAINST THE WORLD”, “YOU ALL WILL DIE ALONE”, and “I AM IMPRISONED FOR MY BELIEFS”, which signals an inward, solitary orientation rather than an outgoing one. Their language is heavily intuitive, focusing on symbolism, conspiracies, and sweeping societal judgments instead of concrete day‑to‑day details, as in “THE ENTIRE SYSTEM IS RIGGED”, “NOTHING CAN FIX A BROKEN MIND”, and “MY SIFFRILICIOUS CONSPIRACY THEORY IS CORRECT.”. Despite their aggression, their core decision‑making is deeply feeling‑driven, saturated with moral outrage, betrayal, and trauma about grooming and a friend’s suicide, as seen in “I GOT GROOMED BY A ONESHOT FAN. MY FRIEND COMMITTED SUICIDE…” and “WHY WOULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS”; they frame conflicts in terms of emotional harm and justice rather than detached logic. The way they pronounce absolute moral verdicts and demand retribution suggests a judging preference: they see issues in stark good‑vs‑evil terms and speak in final, categorical statements such as “YOU PEOPLE NEED TO BE CLEANSED.”, “NO MORE PEACEFUL ANSWERS LEFT”, and “THE MOST DANGEROUS PEOPLE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO PROCLAIM THEMSELVES AS ANTI PEDOPHILE.”. Putting this together—introspective isolation, abstract and conspiratorial framing, emotionally charged moral focus, and rigid judgments—INFJ (the intense, crusading, justice‑oriented introvert) best fits their overall pattern of expression.

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Survivor, media critic & reluctant fandom historian. Once joined a game community for comfort, left with an essay’s worth of red flags and lessons.– @NewHinged

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The overproof dark rum channels their ferocious, uncompromising energy and the way they declare “I AM UNHINGED YEAH” in “I AM UNHINGED YEAH”. Charcoal-ink black lemonade mirrors the bleak, depressive worldview of “NOTHING CAN FIX A BROKEN MIND” and “NO HOPE FOR SOCIETY”, turning something normally bright into something storm-dark. A chili tincture or hot sauce dash captures the vengeful sting of “I will make you smell the cold taste of revenge…” and the burning rage of “BOILING BLOOD”. The smoked salt rim evokes the scars and bitterness of feeling exiled and persecuted, like “I AM IMPRISONED FOR MY BELIEFS” and “I AGAINST THE WORLD”. Finally, a single sugar cube dropped in last represents the fragile, buried grief over their friend in “My friend committed suicide owing to a foul play…” and the haunting devotion in “Happy Birthday, Siffrilicious. Even though you were gone, you will always be remembered…”, a tiny moment of sweetness dissolving into the chaos.

Your Hogwarts House
This account is dominated by raw moral outrage, confrontational courage, and a willingness to be hated for strongly held beliefs, all classic Gryffindor traits. They frame themself as someone who "can never be silenced" in the face of perceived injustice: "I can never be silenced." and "I AM THE BEARER OF THE TRUTH", which shows a bold, almost crusader-like self-image. Their posts about being groomed and their friend’s suicide — "I GOT GROOMED BY A ONESHOT FAN. MY FRIEND COMMITTED SUICIDE..." — do not lead to withdrawal, but to louder public confrontation of those they see as abusers and enablers, such as "I will make you smell the cold taste of revenge for what you and your right hand men have done to my friend @BurntPixels1...". This vengeful, absolutist stance, as in "YOU PEOPLE NEED TO BE CLEANSED." and "NO MORE PEACEFUL ANSWERS LEFT", reflects impulsive, all-or-nothing bravery more than calculated Slytherin strategy or Hufflepuff patience. Their fixation on being persecuted for their beliefs — "I AM IMPRISONED FOR MY BELIEFS" — and insistence on publicly denouncing entire groups as evil demonstrates a reckless, combative hero complex that fits Gryffindor far better than the other houses.

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The song Head Like a Hole by Nine Inch Nails fits @NewHinged because of its intense anger, betrayal, and anti-authority themes. Their timeline is filled with rage toward systems and communities, such as “THE ENTIRE SYSTEM IS RIGGED” and “I AM IMPRISONED FOR MY BELIEFS”, which echoes the song’s hatred of control and corruption. The repeated sense of suffering and futility in tweets like “NO MORE PEACEFUL ANSWERS LEFT”, “NOTHING CAN FIX A BROKEN MIND”, and “ENDLESS PAIN” match the song’s raw, uncompromising emotional tone. Their obsession with revenge and condemnation, seen in “YOU PEOPLE NEED TO BE CLEANSED.” and “I will make you smell the cold taste of revenge…”, parallels the track’s defiant refusal to submit. Overall, the song’s industrial aggression and themes of being betrayed by power structures strongly mirror the hostile, distrustful worldview shown in their tweets.

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