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The user's curmudgeonly disdain for mainstream celebrity culture and their habit of labeling public figures as "libtard" mirrors Comic Book Guy's sarcastic criticism of popular media. Their frequent sharing of obscure art, philosophy, and niche interests—such as "Heimdall Blows the GjallarHorn" and "Steel helmets are fascinating to me"—reflects Comic Book Guy's love for esoteric references and deep knowledge of specialist subjects. The quoted Colin Wilson line, "Behind man lies the abyss, nothingness; the Outsider knows this..." underscores a self‑identified outsider identity, much like Comic Book Guy often feels alienated from the rest of Springfield. Their tweet about Twitter's appeal, "None of them have anything to say here that isn't self promotion or libtard rage," shows the same contempt for mass‑market content that Comic Book Guy expresses as "Worst. Episode. Ever."

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The user shows introverted tendencies by preferring reflective, solitary commentary over direct social engagement, as seen in the tweet "Twitter's appeal used to be that you could follow and interact with celebrities but it's just proven that celebs are entirely a legacy media phenomenon. None of them have anything to say here that isn't self promotion or libtard rage." Their focus on abstract ideas and philosophical concepts, such as the quote "Behind man lies the abyss, nothingness; the Outsider knows this; it is his business to sink claws of iron into life to grasp it tighter than the indifferent bourgeois, to build, to Will, in spite of the abyss. Colin Wilson, The Outsider," points to an intuitive (N) information style. Decision‑making appears driven by logical analysis and impersonal critique, evident in the tweet "Remember when Matt Walsh decided to lose a gay marriage debate to Joe Rogan because he didn't want to admit the problem is with homosexuality itself?" The systematic way the user curates content—e.g., the list "Joe Rogan Libtard Matt Walsh Libtard Tucker Carlson Libtard RFK Libtard Russell Brand Libtard Ron Desantis Libtard Elon Musk Libtard"—and the consistent posting of art and philosophical quotes reflects a judging (J) preference for order and closure. Together these traits suggest an INTJ personality, the archetypal strategic, independent thinker.

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Art & photo explorer, mountain wanderer, steel-helmet fan. Lost a compass on an Alpine trek for a 1920s war helmet. Critical of celeb fluff.– @newlyre

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The drink’s smoky Scotch evokes the mountain call in the tweet "Answer the call of the mountains.", while the bitter absinthe nods to the philosophical musings of Nietzsche and Schopenhauer. A splash of black coffee liqueur represents the abyss described in "Behind man lies the abyss, nothingness; the Outsider knows this; it is his business to sink claws of iron into life to grasp it tighter than the indifferent bourgeois." The bright blood orange adds a touch of artistic flair, recalling the many art‑focused pictures the user shares. A dash of Angostura bitters and a steel‑helmet‑shaped chocolate garnish echo the fascination with steel helmets and the dark Jugendstil aesthetic. Together, the cocktail mirrors the user’s blend of existential depth, dark aesthetic, and rebellious critique of mainstream culture.

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The user frequently references philosophers and deep ideas, such as 'Karl Bauer portraits of Arthur Schopenhauer' and 'Hugo Hoeppener "Für Nietzsche"', showing a strong intellectual curiosity. They also quote profound passages like 'Behind man lies the abyss, nothingness; the Outsider knows this...' from Colin Wilson, indicating a love for philosophical contemplation. Their critical analysis of media, for example 'Twitter's appeal used to be that you could follow and interact with celebrities but it's just proven that celebs are entirely a legacy media phenomenon', demonstrates analytical thinking. The emphasis on art, philosophy, and thoughtful critique over mainstream trends reflects a pursuit of knowledge and insight. These traits align closely with Ravenclaw’s values of wisdom, learning, and intellectual depth.

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The song 'The Sound of Silence' resonates with @newlyre's penchant for deep thought and a sense of isolation, evident in their tweet, 'Behind man lies the abyss, nothingness...' This reflects a philosophical introspection akin to the themes found in the song. Additionally, their critique of modern celebrity culture, expressed through their tweet on Twitter's appeal diminishing, aligns with the idea of searching for genuine connection in a world often filled with superficial noise. The melancholic and introspective tone of the song mirrors their contemplative nature and fascination with art and philosophy.

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