Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Clear-boundary: States romantic limits and inclusion plainly in bio (no men romantically, all welcome if chill), showing firm personal boundaries.
- Principled: Consistently calls out support for harmful people and behaviors, e.g. criticizing those who defend or minimize attraction to children in tweets like “chuds when you dont like grown women being attracted to 10 year olds” and “as someone who’s experienced that yes it does exist...”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for games and series, e.g. Guilty Gear rank grind in “i get to plat 2 > i fight eighteen dizzys...” and deep Bleach/One Piece/JJBA takes like “come to me when you’re the highest selling manga of all time...”.
- Community-engaged: Interacts frequently with moots and fandom (e.g. “rate the new profile moots😂✌️”, “comment if you love fingernails”, sitting with friends in “me and @AnIdioticArtist sitting together”).
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated jokes, caps, and memes for comic effect, like “TOGKDJDJSJDHXHJSIDIXJXJXJZJZJS SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP😭😭😭😭😭...” and the dramatic pastry craving in “do y’all ever just need a donut or apple fritter...”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses insults like “retards” in “retards will see the most homo erotic anime out there...” and “you are a chud” in “you are a chud”, which can alienate neutral readers.
- Aggressive-rhetoric: Uses violent exaggerations like “dude we need to kill all slayer players i hate them all they’re ALL BRAINDEAD”, which can overshadow valid criticism and trigger reports or blocks.
- Crude-sexuality: Some posts are explicitly sexual in a graphic way (e.g. “i need a.b.a, elphelt, testment, and dizzy all oiled up naked in my room RIGHT NOW!”, “IM FUCKING THE HELL OUT OF HER”), which may limit comfort for broader audiences.
- Conflict-prone: Engages heavily in quote-tweet arguments, calling people “chuds” or mocking fandoms (e.g. “twitter users when you criticize someone for supporting bad people:”, “people like this are so dissilussioned from reality it honestly makes me laugh”), which can keep the timeline tense.
- Hyperbolic-disdain: Uses sweeping negativity like “no one gaf abt homestuck anymore” and “literally hated all minorities ever dawgy”, making nuanced discussion harder and risking misinterpretation.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, who is principled, politically engaged, and a bit of a nerd about her interests. Like Lisa’s leftist, justice-focused streak, this user calls out reactionaries and abusers, e.g. “conservatives when their 'free gun laws' are used on them” and condemning people who “think liking children is okay lol”. Lisa is also deeply into her niche passions the way this user is into anime and fighting games, posting things like “time to start posting clips … #GGST” and long ship/character rants such as “I LOVE ICHIRUKI … I LOVE BAMBIETTA BASTERBINE”. The user’s non-theistic spiritual identity and introspective tone in tweets like “if you wish to stay in the cycle that is your choice, as everyone has a choice” also fit Lisa’s thoughtful, philosophical side. Even their mix of earnest belief and sharp sarcasm—calling someone a “chud” one moment and sincerely supporting others the next—mirrors Lisa’s balance of moral seriousness with cutting wit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Default personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, as a fellow GGST enjoyer… if I promise not to play Slayer, can I at least be your Player 2 when you finally escape the Plat 2 → Dizzy/May → Gold loop?
- You tweeting “we are never getting a revolution” hurt my little leftist heart, but I was thinking… we could at least start a very small uprising between us two tonight.
- You said you either find inner peace or pure rage when you play Baiken; as a non‑theistic Shinto Buddhist, would you accept a humble offering of pastries and apple fritters to tilt the scales toward peace… and maybe a date?
- You: “I repost #butt btw.” Me, respectfully: I study Buddhism, anime power scaling, and pastry economics—clearly I’m overqualified to appreciate your bookmarks AND take you out somewhere nice.
- You needing A.B.A, Elphelt, Testament, and Dizzy all oiled up in your room is powerful energy, but hear me out: what if you started with one (1) respectful wife-enjoyer who brings Bleach takes, donuts, and zero men-in-romance expectations instead?
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Anime enjoyer, GGST grinder, non-theistic Shinto Buddhist. Married chaos goblin. Once dropped a rank fighting only Dizzy & May and still queued again.– @NewMamaSqueeble
Your signature cocktail
IN THE NIIGHTTT!!! Burst Mix
A loud, chaotic-yet-cozy drink for someone who proudly announces their location as IN THE NIIGHTTT!!!, this cocktail marries spiritual softness with feral gamer energy. The Japanese plum wine nods to their non-theistic Shinto Buddhist vibe and their tendency to ‘choose peace’ in posts like “i choose peace”. Overproof dark rum captures the unfiltered, explosive way they go off on chuds and slayer players, like “dude we need to kill all slayer players i hate them all they’re ALL BRAINDEAD”. Yuzu juice keeps it bright and sharp, reflecting their analytic, slightly pedantic side in threads like “come to me when you’re the highest selling manga of all time and inspired real life revolutions”. Spicy ginger syrup brings a kick worthy of horny anime posting such as “i need a.b.a, elphelt, testment, and dizzy all oiled up naked in my room RIGHT NOW!”. Finally, black cherry soda adds sweetness and drama for the shippy, thirsty caps-lock enthusiasm of “ULQIORRA IS SOO CUTEE EFAFAGAGGSSH” and the gleeful GGST grind of “time to start posting clips (warning, im blasting loud ass music and you can barely hear me) #GGST”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their tweets show a consistent pattern of confrontational bravery and moral certainty that aligns most with Gryffindor. They repeatedly call out people they see as immoral or harmful even when it will clearly start arguments, such as criticizing people for supporting problematic figures in “twitter users when you criticize someone for supporting bad people:” and directly mocking a “furry talking abt grooming” in this quote tweet. They also take fiercely protective stances around abuse and exploitation, e.g. condemning people who minimize certain kinds of sexual misconduct in “as someone who’s experienced that yes it does exist and undermining it just allows perverts to feel like they’re not doing anything wrong” and mocking those who think “liking children is okay” in “thinks liking children is okay lol”. Their leftist, anti-chud identity and willingness to say incendiary things like “dude we need to kill all slayer players i hate them all they’re ALL BRAINDEAD” and “you are a chud” shows impulsive, combative courage rather than diplomatic patience. While they do show some analytical fandom takes, the dominant traits are standing up loudly for their beliefs, accepting conflict, and rushing into discourse battles—core Gryffindor energy rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the even-tempered loyalty of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
bad guy - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for @NewMamaSqueeble is “bad guy” because it blends playful menace, kink, and irreverent humor the way their timeline does. They casually tweet thirsty things like “i need a.b.a, elphelt, testment, and dizzy all oiled up naked in my room RIGHT NOW!” and “IM FUCKING THE HELL OUT OF HER”, mirroring the song’s tongue‑in‑cheek sexuality. Their abrasive, confrontational side lines up with the track’s swagger, seen when they say things like “dude we need to kill all slayer players i hate them all they’re ALL BRAINDEAD” and “you are a chud”. At the same time, they’re politically sharp and unapologetic, calling out groomers and reactionaries in tweets like “chuds when you dont like grown women being attracted to 10 year olds” and “furry talking abt grooming”, which fits the song’s subversive, anti‑nice‑guy energy. The mix of queer identity, leftist edge, and shitposty confidence in their bio and posts makes bad guy a strong thematic match.
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