NewtonJedi
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His unwavering support for BC sports, as seen in 'What a great day to be a BC fan!' reflects his deep commitment.
- Humorous: His tweet 'Valentine’s Day is like burner 9/11' showcases his sharp, often absurd sense of humor.
- Loyal: His disdain for BU and constant defense of BC, as in 'We could not win a single game against BU and it wouldn’t matter,' highlights his loyalty.
- Observant: His tweet about the '8 man carpet' drying after countless beer spills shows his knack for noticing quirky details.
- Energetic: His constant engagement with sports events, including international ones, shows his high energy and enthusiasm.
Weaknesses:
- Blunt: His tweet 'Are you a communist retard?' shows that his bluntness can sometimes come across as offensive.
- Overly Competitive: His constant need to mock BU, as in 'Oh no all 3 BU fans are having a circle jerk!' shows an overly competitive streak.
- Impulsive: Paying $30 for a jersey on TikTok shop without knowing if it will arrive highlights his impulsive nature.
- Provocative: Tweets like 'BU is never beating the allegations' show his tendency to provoke reactions.
- Hyperfocused: His obsession with BC sports sometimes overshadows other aspects of his personality, as seen in 'This was by far the craziest run I’ve ever watched.'
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Newton’s love for beer, tailgating, and humorous antics mirrors Homer Simpson. His tweet about the '8 man carpet' absorbing countless beers is classic Homer energy. His impulsive purchase of a jersey on TikTok shop aligns with Homer’s impulsive nature. Both share a love for food, as seen in Newton’s ice cream machine tweet, and a knack for finding joy in life’s quirks.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
Newton’s extroverted nature shines through his constant engagement with sports events and rivalries, as seen in 'What a great day to be a BC fan!' His sensing side is evident in his attention to quirky details, like the '8 man carpet.' Thinking dominates his sarcastic and blunt tweets, such as 'Are you a communist retard?' Finally, his perceiving trait is clear in his impulsive actions, like buying a jersey on TikTok shop. He thrives in the moment, making ESTP a fitting type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a BC hockey puck? Because you’ve got me spinning in circles.
- You must be the middle seat on my flight to Dublin—because you’re the blessing I didn’t expect.
- Are you the 8 man carpet? Because no matter how much I mess up, you always bounce back.
- You’re like the free ice cream machine at Schiller—sweet, irresistible, and worth the weight.
- Are you a BU fan? Because I’d love to win you over to my side.
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Your new Twitter bio
BC fanatic | Green Bay Packers shareholder | Harvard Football Fan of the Game | Sarcasm, sports, and ice cream machines | May the force be with you (and against BU).– @NewtonJedi
Your signature cocktail
The BC Blizzard
The BC Blizzard reflects Newton’s love for Boston College and his sarcastic, bold personality. Irish Whiskey nods to his flight to Dublin, while Maple Syrup adds a New England twist. Ginger Ale mirrors his sharp humor, and a splash of Guinness ties in his love for beer and tailgating. It’s a drink as bold and spirited as his tweets.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Newton’s bold, competitive nature aligns with Gryffindor values. His tweet 'We could not win a single game against BU and it wouldn’t matter' shows his courage and loyalty to BC. His sarcastic humor, as seen in 'Valentine’s Day is like burner 9/11,' reflects a Gryffindor’s audacity. His passion for sports and his willingness to stand out, like being named Harvard Football Fan of the Game, further solidify his Gryffindor traits.
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Your song
We Will Rock You - Queen
This anthem of sports fandom and competitive spirit suits Newton perfectly. His tweet 'What a great day to be a BC fan!' reflects the song’s energy and love for team spirit. His rivalry with BU fans, as seen in 'Oh no all 3 BU fans are having a circle jerk!' mirrors the song’s defiant tone. It’s a fitting soundtrack for his sports-driven life.
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