Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly reflects on mental state and how music affects her, e.g. “Sometimes I hate how music affects me… 5 day Depressive after listening to a song”.
- Warmly-supportive: Frequently celebrates and thanks others, like appreciating Oasistwt and wishing happy birthdays, e.g. “You’ve made me feel welcome and I’ve loved sneaking into your comments.”.
- Resilient-fighter: Talks candidly about cancer treatment yet focuses on staying positive with music, friends, and hobbies, e.g. “It’s also saving my life… I have Oasis, friends and family, my cat, singing, and guitar!”.
- Self-reflective: Thinks deeply about life choices and growth, e.g. “I think about Sliding Doors a lot… each decision… can have long lasting repercussions.”.
- Playfully-humorous: Regularly uses jokes and self-deprecation to connect with others, e.g. “Follow me for more flirting tips!” and “Live footage of me talking to Liam Gallagher. 🤦♀️”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Calls herself weird or strange and worries about how she comes across, e.g. “Why am I such a weirdo on Bonehead’s pages?… Not everyone gets my sense of humor.”.
- Anxious-ruminator: Mentions recurring existential crises and heavy rumination, e.g. “It’s just time for my regularly scheduled existential crisis!”.
- Overextended-worker: Frequently stressed about work, time, and money, e.g. “God today fucking sucked ballsack at work… I hate going into the stupid ass office” and “I’m so sick of clawing for every penny!”.
- Doom-scrolling: Lets distressing news consume her feed and mood, e.g. “I was shown… video clips from the Epstein files… I’m just sick and sad and disgusted” and “I just saw video of ICE executing a man… I’m shaken up.”.
- Perfectionist-pressure: Admits perfectionism has held her back from starting things, e.g. “I was always too afraid to start guitar because if I couldn’t be the best, why bother?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, emotionally intense, politically aware, and deeply attached to music and learning. Like Lisa, they use art and guitar as a lifeline when they feel low, as in “I HATE when I feel down because even picking up the guitar seems to be the most arduous task! … But I just played I Walk the Line… I feel like”. They’re morally and politically engaged, apologizing for and criticizing U.S. policy, very much in a Lisa way: “I live in America, but strongly disagree with the views of the government.” and “To everyone outside of the US, I’m so sorry we’re so fucked up. I didn’t vote for this. I’m so sorry.”. They also wrestle openly with meaning and "Sliding Doors"-style existential questions in tweets like “I think about Sliding Doors a lot… What if I followed through with my crazy dreams 20 years ago? Where would I be?”, which is pure Lisa energy. At the same time, they’re playful, nerdy and self-deprecating about their fandom and sense of humor—very Lisa-when-she’s-goofy—like “Omg. Why am I such a weirdo on Bonehead’s pages? Not everyone gets my sense of humor. I mean, I think I’m hilarious!”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction, from joking about DMing strangers and flirting (“I just slid into the DMs on IG of this one Oasis fan… if we get married you’re all invited and Oasis will perform cuz it’s fate.”) to relishing public exchanges with Liam and Bonehead (“Live footage of me talking to Liam Gallagher.”). Their feed is dominated by people, crowds, and shared experiences, especially live music and Oasistwt community, rather than solitary inward focus. They show strong Intuition: they often riff on ‘Sliding Doors’ possibilities and life paths (“each decision, no matter how tiny, can have long lasting repercussions… What if I followed through with my crazy dreams 20 years ago?”) and use Oasis lyrics as springboards for big-picture reflections about fate and hope (“It’s about finding a tiny sliver of love and hope and beauty…”). Their style is clearly Feeling-oriented: they foreground emotions, connection, and values, whether talking about cancer and needing positivity (“Cancer fucking sucks… You have to use any means to keep positive. Thank god for Oasis tunes!”) or expressing moral outrage about ICE and US politics while apologizing to non‑US followers (“To everyone outside of the US, I’m so sorry we’re so fucked up. I didn’t vote for this. I’m so sorry.”). They seem Judging rather than Perceiving: they talk about performance reviews, raise negotiations, structured treatment schedules, and carefully saving for gigs (“I’m so sick of clawing for every penny! The economy is shit and I just wanna save for Oasis gigs.”), and they even turn a late Teams meeting into a defined rule with a song-based cutoff (“If she’s not in by songs end, I’m leaving. That’s my marker. All Around the World.”). Taken together—outwardly focused, emotionally expressive, big‑picture, and mildly structured—they best fit ENFJ, a warm, idealistic connector who uses shared passions (music, sports, fandom) to build community and meaning.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if Sliding Doors says every tiny decision changes everything, what do you think happens to the timeline where you *don’t* slide into my DMs ranting about Oasis and Man City?
- You watching your first Premier League match and blaming yourself for City not scoring is adorable, but statistically speaking, I’m pretty sure the real curse is that we haven’t watched a match together yet.
- You survived oncology appointments, brutal work days, Chicago winters, and still picked up guitar at 45—if you can handle all that, think you could handle grabbing coffee with a perfectionist-level overthinker like me?
- Since you already accidentally sent your cousin seven photos of Liam and Noel, you might as well send me the eighth—your real life profile pic—so I can prove you’re even fitter than your Oasis camera roll.
- You said music can throw you into a five-day depressive spiral… if I make you a playlist that’s 50% Noel gut-punch lyrics and 50% Liam bewitching-stud anthems, will you trade me five days of melancholy for one night of live music and dancing in Chicago?
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Chicago | Cancer survivor with a guitar, a cat named Greta, and an Oasis obsession. Once blamed a Man City loss on watching my first match.– @NewWrigleyIvy
Your signature cocktail
Maureen’s Masterplan Martini
This drink starts with Chicago-distilled gin for her roots and no-nonsense bite, a nod to simply being from “Chicago.” and surviving brutal winters while tweeting about how it’s “so fucking cold!” “Tomorrow’s weather report from chicago is going to feel like 30°F/ 34°C Help! Take me away”. Cold brew coffee concentrate fuels her report-writing marathons and Oasis FOMO nights, inspired by her love of coffee and long days like “Today has been crazy busy with reports, meetings, and doctor’s appointments, but I haven’t stopped smiling or tearing up with joy all day!” and her list where “Coffee” makes the top five “Five things i like: 1. Oasis 2. My family/friends/cat ... 5. Coffee”. Blackberry-hibiscus syrup brings a deep, emotional sweetness with a slightly melancholic edge, mirroring how music sends her into five-day feels and how Oasis songs hit like a “punch and a hug” “Sometimes I hate how music affects me. What do you mean not everyone has a 5 day Depressive after listening to a song?” and “Noel’s songwriting is a punch and a hug to the heart every fucking time.”. A dash of saline solution represents her tears, grit, and oncology journey—salty but life-preserving—referencing her candid honesty about treatment and using Oasis to stay positive “Real talk? Cancer fucking sucks!... You have to use any means to keep positive. Thank god for Oasis tunes!” and her update that she’s “still doing okay!” while her phone buzzes with Bonehead notifs in the exam room “I was on the table at my Oncology appointment (still doing okay! 🙏) when my phone was on the chair next to me buzzing like crazy.”. Finally, a lemon twist and edible glitter capture her chaotic, flirty, Oasis-twt sparkle—always joking about sliding into DMs, Liam replies, and surreal fan moments like “Live footage of me talking to Liam Gallagher. 🤦♀️” and the joy of being “1 of only 52,000” at Live ’25, singing and crying with strangers “How fucking lucky am I? Chicago only got 1 date and I was there. I was 1 of only 52,000 I sang and danced and cried and hugged strangers and we were all 1.”. This martini is strong but not brutal, bittersweet yet uplifting—like blasting “The Masterplan” at the start of a new year and telling the universe “Here’s to all the open doors!” “First thing I did in 2026 was blast The Masterplan… Here’s to all the open doors!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are warmth, loyalty, and a strong work ethic, which are core Hufflepuff qualities. They repeatedly center love, community, and kindness: they write that their joy is about “finding a tiny sliver of love and hope and beauty” through music and people “It’s not just about music, Oasis, or Noel/Liam/Bonehead specifically. It’s about finding a tiny sliver of love and hope and beauty through”, and they openly thank Oasistwt for making them feel welcome “You’ve made me feel welcome and I’ve loved sneaking into your comments.”. Their perseverance and hard work show up in both their job and cancer treatment: they complain about clawing for every penny while still pushing for a raise and calling themselves “very blessed otherwise” “I’m so sick of clawing for every penny! The economy is shit and I just wanna save for Oasis gigs. I’m very blessed otherwise.”, and they describe enduring years of treatment while consciously using positivity and music to stay afloat “You have to use any means to keep positive. Thank god for Oasis tunes!”. Their loyalty to people and causes is clear in how they declare where they stand politically “Just so everyone knows where I stand. I live in America, but strongly disagree with the views of the government.” and in the way they care about Oasis, their friends, and even their cat Greta “Five things i like: 1. Oasis 2. My family/friends/cat…”. While they show some Gryffindor-like courage in speaking out about ICE and government violence “I’m so sorry we’re so fucked up. I didn’t vote for this. I’m so sorry.”, and some Ravenclaw curiosity when explaining Ask Jeeves “History lesson! 📚 Before Google, we had Ask Jeeves.”, these traits are secondary. The through-line of steadfastness, compassion, and everyday resilience under pressure aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Rock 'n' Roll Star - Oasis
They’re obsessed with Oasis and describe Live ’25 as life‑changing, saying “How fucking lucky am I? Chicago only got 1 date and I was there… I will never forget Live ‘25 for as long as I live.” That ecstatic, larger‑than‑life energy fits Rock ’n’ Roll Star’s theme of transcending everyday life through music. They also see live gigs as sacred escapes, writing “It’s about finding a tiny sliver of love and hope and beauty through…” and “Watching you in the crowd nearly put me in tears… It reminded me that live music…”, which mirrors the song’s desire to break out of the mundane. Their resilience through cancer treatment and work stress, while still clinging to joy in songs and shows, echoes the defiant optimism in the lyrics. Even their first act of 2026 was blasting The Masterplan and talking about “all the open doors,” showing the same gritty hope that powers Rock ’n’ Roll Star.
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