Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially aware: Defends speaking up on social issues and criticizes misplaced outrage in tweets like “It’s always “use your platform” until they use it in a way you don’t like. Imagine being more offended by an insta story than by real life suffering. Priorities looking really weird.”
- Loyal fan: Shows strong, consistent support for favorite artists, e.g. Billie Eilish polls and rankings like “Top 5 (correct list): 1. CHIHIRO 2. THE DINER 3. THE GREATEST 4. BLUE 5. LMDMV/SKINNY/LUNCH/BOAF/WILDFLOWER”
- Community oriented: Engages followers with interactive posts like song polls and games, e.g. “reply with a number from 1 to 100 and I'll give a song :)”
- Ethically minded: Calls out misogyny and body shaming, e.g. “It's disgusting to see gay men think that it's okay to bodyshame women cuz they are GAY”
- Humorous creative: Uses memes and playful exaggeration to entertain, like “🚨 BREAKING! Billie Eilish is rumoured to in 2026. source:” and self-aware jokes such as “me making up random shit when I'm bored:”
Weaknesses:
- Harsh insults: Frequently uses aggressive name-calling, e.g. “Everything in your account says a lot about you and your fantasies. Stop projecting your fetishes on other people because not everyone is mentally ill like you, fuckass swiftrat.”
- Ableist language: Uses slurs like “retards” in posts such as “I love being in gcs with retards” and “swifties posting about Billie 24/7 cuz they know they stan the most hated artist rn so nobody gonna like a tweet that mentions their fav, oh poor retards...”
- Sexualized attacks: Employs sexual insults against opponents, e.g. “I thought the only thing Faddison Racist fans spread is HIV, but turns out they spread misinformation too”
- Escalatory tone: Responds to disagreements with extreme hostility, as in “a popular opinion: you should deactivate your account” and “the swiftard behind this flop account should wrap it up”
- Derogatory slurs: Uses homophobic-coded slurs like “phaguette” in “ofc it's a p0rn addicted phaguette making disgusting jokes about a talented woman and her talented brother. what's new swiftards?”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: smart, opinionated, morally driven, and also very online-coded if she were a teenager today. This user constantly speaks up about social issues and hypocrisy, like calling out people who are more offended by an Instagram story than real-life suffering in “It’s always ‘use your platform’ until they use it in a way you don’t like. Imagine being more offended by an insta story than by real life suffering.”, which mirrors Lisa’s strong sense of justice. They also call out misogyny and body shaming in “It's disgusting to see gay men think that it's okay to bodyshame women cuz they are GAY” and defend people for speaking up in “she’s 'performative' because she's speaking up against shit and asking the people who have a higher influence than her to do the same?”, very much in line with Lisa’s feminist, activist streak. At the same time, they’re passionate and a bit combative in stan culture, as seen in “swifties posting about Billie 24/7 cuz they know they stan the most hated artist rn so nobody gonna like a tweet that mentions their fav, oh poor retards...”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to be sharp-tongued when she feels morally justified. Their enthusiasm for music discussions and rankings, like “Top 5 (correct list): 1. CHIHIRO 2. THE DINER 3. THE GREATEST 4. BLUE 5. LMDMV/SKINNY/LUNCH/BOAF/WILDFLOWER”, also echoes Lisa’s obsessive interests (like jazz or books) that she analyzes and defends in detail.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly interact with others, joke about their follower milestones, and love group chats, e.g. “I love being in gcs with retards” and the mock-news tweet about hitting 280 followers: “becomes the first twitter user with the letter 'Z' and number '2' in their username to surpass 280 followers!!!”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they talk in terms of larger patterns (misogyny, billionaire worship, fandom dynamics) rather than concrete minutiae, e.g. “It’s wild how speaking up about social issues gets more backlash than staying silent.” and “mind you, all these hating's are because she called out billionaires”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they react intensely to perceived injustice, defend people being attacked, and use moral/emotional language, as in “It’s disgusting to see gay men think that it's okay to bodyshame women cuz they are GAY” and “she’s 'performative' because she's speaking up against shit… wtf is wrong with you guys???”. Their style is more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, full of playful polls, memes, and sudden rants rather than structured plans, like “reply with a number from 1 to 100 and I'll give a song :)” and the ongoing, casual track polls (“what's your fav track 7?”, etc.). Overall their energetic online presence, values-driven rants, fandom enthusiasm, and fluid, reactive posting style are a strong fit for ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said GOAT means Billie Eilish, but I think it’s actually you, because my brain’s been looping your timeline harder than I loop ‘CHIHIRO’.
- You ranked ‘THE DINER’ and ‘NDA’ that high… can I apply to be your next AOTY so you’ll keep me in your top 5 too?
- You did a whole fan-fav track series from SKINNY to WILDFLOWER—so, scientifically, what are the odds I could become your favorite track 6 feet away from you?
- You turned 16, hit 280+ followers, and still have the energy to drag swifties daily—teach me your ways and maybe I’ll teach you how it feels to be genuinely adored back.
- If you can lock grandma up until Billie releases BE4, imagine what you’d do to keep me around once you realize I hype you harder than your own fake ‘BREAKING!’ Billie announcements.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 | he/him | Multistan with a Billie bias. Once typo’d ‘1889’ and got chased by Swifties. Opinions loud, streams louder.– @nez2u_u
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account reads as strongly Gryffindor because of how openly and fiercely they stand up for their beliefs, even when it causes conflict. They repeatedly defend artists speaking on social issues, e.g. calling out people who label her as "performative" for speaking up and asking others with influence to do the same: “she’s 'performative' because she's speaking up against shit and asking the people who have a higher influence than her to do the same? wtf is wrong with you guys???” and “It’s always 'use your platform' until they use it in a way you don’t like. Imagine being more offended by an insta story than by real life suffering.”. They also show moral courage by condemning misogyny and body‑shaming even when it targets people they’re not necessarily stanning, like: “It's disgusting to see gay men think that it's okay to bodyshame women cuz they are GAY”. The tone is impulsive, confrontational, and unapologetically bold, as seen in tweets like “a popular opinion: you should deactivate your account” and “40yr old broke ass idiot mad over a successful 23yr old woman just bcz she did something good for the world is crazy”, which fits Gryffindor’s hot‑blooded, outspoken nature. While they are loyal to their faves, the defining traits here are bravery and a readiness to charge into arguments for what they think is right, making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Your song
LUNCH - Billie Eilish
The song LUNCH fits them best because it matches their unapologetic, bold, and slightly chaotic stan energy. They proudly identify Billie as the GOAT in their abbreviations post, writing that GOAT means “Billie Eilish” in “abbreviations you all must know”, and they constantly promote her music and albums like an AOTY-level obsession in “stream AOTY <3”. Their top tracks list puts multiple HIT ME HARD AND SOFT songs in the same tier as they say in “Top 5 (correct list)”, showing how deeply they connect with that era. The playful, confident, slightly provocative tone of LUNCH mirrors how they drag other fandoms with posts like “swifties posting about Billie 24/7 cuz they know they stan the most hated artist rn…” while still having fun with their own persona, as seen in “Nez is NOT my real name😭😭 let me be you idiots”. Overall, LUNCH captures their mix of queer-coded pop obsession, humor, and zero-filter confidence.
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