Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows concern for others’ well‑being and rights, like boosting a friend’s project in “sei q n tenho alcance algum.... mas gente, dá uma moralzinha pro meu amigo pfv!!!” and urging people to vote against child pregnancy in “CRIANÇA NÃO É MÃE.”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on her own behavior and mental state, e.g. acknowledging anxiety and overload in “nossa acho q eu to numa crise de ansiedade silenciosa” and joking about her quirks in “naomi: esquece de beber água e tem compulsão por lavar as mãos”.
- Playful: Uses humor, memes, and roleplayish language constantly, like “dont wanna krill myself anymore!!!! 🦐” and describing herself as “eu constantemente oscilo entre: • menino de 8 anos • vampira cansada da humanidade...”.
- Advocacy-minded: Speaks up about social issues such as sexism and bodily autonomy, as in “até quando a humanidade vai ficar se definindo por essas coisas?? bizarro” and “pessoal, votem aqui... esse país ta ficando cada vez mais assustador de se viver”.
- Affectionate: Expresses deep care for loved ones and her dog Dante, e.g. “sinceramente, a única coisa que ta me movendo ultimamente é o meu dante” and “feliz dia dos namorados amor 🤍 ... obrigada por sempre me suportar, querido”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts herself down harshly, like “eu sou muito patética como pode eu ser TÃO BOA em me humilhar PUTA QUE PARIU” and “É ISSO GUYS, ACABOU PRA MIM, TCHAU” after an exam mistake.
- Emotional overload: Shows signs of being overwhelmed by studies and world events, for example “MUITA coisa da faculdade, muita coisa do mundo... eu n consigo parar de pensar na porra q ta o mundo”.
- Health-neglecting: Admits difficulty caring for herself physically and mentally, like in “n sei oq to fazendo e tmb n to me sentindo motivada a cuidar nem de mim mesma” and “naomi: esquece de beber água”.
- Academic procrastination: Often studies at the last minute or underprepared, as in “estudando epidemiologia pq procastinei a prova é literalmente hoje” and “penúltima prova daqui a pouco n estudei direito pra ela....”.
- Insecure romantically: Shows low confidence and discomfort with flirting or relationships, e.g. “me chamam de 009... 0 beijos 0 namoros 9 bonecas monster high” and “qnd tentam flertar comigo... dps fico me perguntando pq sou solteria”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sensitive, idealistic, nerdy, and a bit goth/emo-coded. Like Lisa, she’s academically driven but anxious, stressing over exams and grades while still doing well, as shown by posts like “penúltima prova daqui a pouco n estudei direito pra ela.... é a única coisa q falta pra eu passar......... to nervosa” and “pelo menos tirei 10 na tutoria yay?”. She’s politically and socially conscious, getting involved in issues like reproductive rights and child protection, which echoes Lisa’s activism, for example in “‼️‼️‼️‼️pessoal, votem aqui... esse país ta ficando cada vez mais assustador de se viver... CRIANÇA NÃO É MÃE.”. Her introspective, self-deprecating humor and sense of being a bit of an oddball (e.g., “(she/her) | local weirdo | silly goth girl doing her very best” and “eu constantemente oscilo entre: • menino de 8 anos • vampira cansada da humanidade • um vocalista de banda emo...”) also fit Lisa’s feeling of being out of step with everyone else. Finally, her deep affection for her dog Dante and worry about being a good caretaker, as in “ninei o dandan... queria ser melhor pra ele, principalmente pq ele ta mal”, parallels Lisa’s strong empathy and attachment to animals like Snowball and Santa’s Little Helper.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they often describe studying alone and disliking people in their space, e.g. "acho que ninguém em sã consciência gostaria de estudar comigo meus métodos são peculiares e eu odeio q tenha gente no mesmo ambiente que eu", and their emotional processing seems very internal, like "nossa acho q eu to numa crise de ansiedade silenciosa MUITA coisa da faculdade, muita coisa do mundo". Their interests and language show Intuition over Sensing: they constantly use metaphors and identities ("vampira cansada da humanidade", "boneca assombrada", etc.) in "eu constantemente oscilo entre: • menino de 8 anos • vampira cansada da humanidade • um vocalista de banda emo • menina pré adolescente cringe • boneca assombrada • garotinho vitoriano inocente • pintura pré rafaelita • o barulho que vc escuta na madrugada +++" and are drawn to fandoms, aesthetics, and imagined personas more than concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they center empathy, social issues, and emotional nuance, e.g. "fico feliz que a onda de homens 'pai de menina' tem crescido mas ainda me entristece muito lembrar que tem muitas meninas que ainda nem nasceram, mas já são odiadas simplesmente pelo sexo biológico...." and "ninei o dandan com musiquinha de desenho e wish you were here do pink floyd tomara que eu esteja sendo uma boa mãe :( n sei oq to fazendo e tmb n to me sentindo motivada a cuidar nem de mim mesma, mas ele não merece isso...". Her self-description emphasizes values and emotional authenticity, like "silly goth girl doing her very best" and frequent concern about being a good person/friend/mãe de pet. Finally, she reads as Perceiving: she procrastinates and studies last minute ("estudando epidemiologia pq procastinei a prova é literalmente hoje"), jokes about not planning and just "aguentar mais um pouquinho" through provas ("tenho mais uma prova daqui a pouquinho e uma última aula amanhã..... só tenho que aguentar mais um pouquinho, dante."), and her timeline has a very spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness feel rather than structured planning. Put together, a values-driven, imaginative, inwardly-focused, and somewhat chaotic way of living and expressing herself fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you’re 009 — 0 kisses, 0 dates, 9 Monster High dolls — how do you feel about upgrading to 1 (one) silly goth partner who brings you passionfruit juice while you rant about med school?
- You oscillate between ‘vampire tired of humanity’, ‘emo vocalist’ and ‘haunted doll’, and yet my brain still went, ‘yeah, that’s wife material actually.’ Wanna add ‘mysteriously in love with me’ to the list?
- You taking care of Dante even when you’re exhausted and anxious actually broke me a bit — I kinda wanna be your human version of Dante: clingy, needs affection, and absolutely convinced you’re the best mom-girlfriend hybrid ever.
- You: ‘I hate taking meds for cramps.’ Also you: survives urology praticals, epidemiology last‑minute, and Huntington’s trauma. Me: ‘wow, this girl clearly needs a prescription for 500mg of kiss b.i.d. and 1L of water with a side of hand cream.’
- You made a whole MLP OC, declared Rarity the winner, AND you’re a local weirdo goth med student… I feel like if we went out it’d literally be ‘My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic but also this date might fix my mental health’ — interested in testing that hypothesis, doutora?
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Med student, part-time goth, full-time frog + bunny mom. Once diagnosed my own dog before the vet. Here for anatomy stress, MLP takes & tiny joys.– @nhanhaomi
Your signature cocktail
Dont Wanna Krill Myself Anymore
This cocktail is named after their chaotic optimism in “dont wanna krill myself anymore!!!! 🦐”, turning depressive humor into something oddly hopeful. Watermelon-infused vodka nods to the melon motif in their name and chaos energy from posts like “boooooooo 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉”, giving a strong but playful base. Passion fruit juice (maracujá) mirrors their love for it in “maracujá 🤤” and “suco de maracujá geladinho”, adding a sweet-tart mood that matches their soft-but-overstimulated vibe. Activated charcoal syrup brings the goth, dramatic side from tweets like “as vezes o gatekeep da sub gótica é justificável!!! mina doente do krl” and their self-described “silly goth girl,” giving the drink a dark, moody look without making it too heavy. Sparkling water represents the anxious, fizzy brain of a med student in “nossa acho q eu to numa crise de ansiedade silenciosa” and the way they still keep going through exams and tutorials. The tiny cotton-candy ‘cloud’ on top captures their soft, whimsical side and childlike fandom vibes from things like My Little Pony in “ELA É TAAAAÃO EU... a RARITY VENCEU 🤍”, dissolving slowly into the darkness the way their silliness softens all the angst.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Naomi consistently centers care, loyalty, and emotional support, which are hallmark Hufflepuff traits. She worries deeply about being a good caregiver to her pet, writing that she hopes she’s "being a good mom" even while feeling unmotivated and overwhelmed, and that he "doesn't deserve this" (“ninei o dandan com musiquinha de desenho…”). She repeatedly advocates for others and for fairness, asking people to support a friend’s work (“sei q n tenho alcance algum.... mas gente, dá uma moralzinha pro meu amigo pfv!!!”) and urging followers to vote against child pregnancy with "CRIANÇA NÃO É MÃE" (“pessoal, votem aqui... esse país ta ficando cada vez mais assustador de se viver”). Her tone is gentle and inclusive, celebrating men who are caring fathers and lamenting misogyny (“fico feliz que a onda de homens 'pai de menina' tem crescido... até quando a humanidade vai ficar se definindo por essas coisas??”). Even when exhausted by medical school and anxiety, she frames her perseverance around the people (and dog) she loves, like when she says "a única coisa que ta me movendo ultimamente é o meu dante" (“sinceramente, a única coisa que ta me movendo ultimamente é o meu dante”). This blend of loyalty, tenderness, and a strong fairness-instinct fits Hufflepuff more than any other house.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well-suited song for Naomi is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it balances dark humor, goth aesthetics, and emotional vulnerability the way she does. She jokes about her own weirdness and liminality between stages of life, calling herself a “local weirdo” in her bio and saying she oscillates between many personas like “• menino de 8 anos • vampira cansada da humanidade • um vocalista de banda emo • menina pré adolescente cringe...”. At the same time, she openly discusses anxiety, burnout, and feeling overwhelmed with the world and med school, such as when she says “nossa acho q eu to numa crise de ansiedade silenciosa... muita coisa da faculdade, muita coisa do mundo”. Her self-deprecating, dramatic style in tweets like “eu sou muito patética como pode eu ser TÃO BOA em me humilhar PUTA QUE PARIU” and her goth identity in “as vezes o gatekeep da sub gótica é justificável!!!” mirror the song’s themes of messy youth, self-critique, and romanticized sadness. Despite the darkness, she clearly cares deeply—especially about Dante and her friends—like in “sinceramente, a única coisa que ta me movendo ultimamente é o meu dante ta foda”, which fits the song’s tension between wanting to give up and still clinging to the things and people you love.
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