Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Strong emotional reactions to football and music, e.g. repeated all‑caps tweets like “CARALHO VAI SE FUDER” during games and intense comments about Taylor Swift setlists.
- Humorous: Frequent use of exaggerated laughter like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and jokes about situations such as “corinthians fecha as portas e todos comemoram” and “até o nattanzinho já foi pro buraco do prefeito e eu não”.
- Loyal: Consistent support for specific teams and artists, talking often about Corinthians, Barça players, and Taylor Swift eras, including outfit guesses and point scores for Eras tour games.
- CulturallyEngaged: References to awards, music industry fairness, apartheid in playlists, and comments on categories like “best NEW artist” show awareness of pop culture and industry dynamics.
- EmotionallyExpressive: Openly shares feelings about movies and songs, like holding back tears watching Inside Out and reacting deeply to specific tracks and surprise songs.
Weaknesses:
- ProfanityHeavy: Frequent use of strong insults and swearing, e.g. “vai se fuder burro desgraçado porra buceta” and “esse chevron com cheiro de cu pqp taylor”, which can come across as aggressive.
- ImpulsiveAnger: Quick to rage‑tweet during games and events, such as blaming players and calling people “burro” or “doente” when outcomes or choices disappoint them.
- HighlyJudgmental: Harsh evaluations of others as “já nasceu saturado”, “muito querido” vs “superestimado”, and mocking categories or nominees as “putaria”, showing low tolerance for things they dislike.
- NegativityProne: Timeline filled with frustration about games, awards, and choices (“que ódio devia ter botado clara bow”, “vou nem botar no jogo pqp”, “corinthians fecha as portas e todos comemoram”), which may overshadow positive moments.
- EmotionDrivenDecisions: Mentions like “será se eu estrago meu dia assistindo o corinthians hoje” and regretting last‑minute answers on games or outfits show choices heavily influenced by momentary emotion rather than calm reflection.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, emotionally intense, and very online about pop culture and ethics. Like Lisa ranting about injustice, they jump from football rage to social critique, calling out unfairness in awards with lines like “o nome da categoria sendo best NEW artist e uns com 10 anos na indústria kkkkkkkk vsf não tem sentido nenhum” and “metade dos títulos de um time aí foi patrocinado por um governo ditador não tô entendendo pq tão rindo”. Their bio “written by taylor swift” and constant Taylor references, such as “que ódio devia ter botado clara bow” and “esse chevron com cheiro de cu pqp taylor”, show the kind of obsessive, nerdy fandom Lisa has for her favorite artists and causes. They’re also very emotionally expressive and dramatic about sports and music, echoing Lisa’s intensity: “acho que minha pressão tá subindo da raiva que tô passando com esse jogo” and “VAI PRA MERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Finally, tweets like “não existe só amor romântico não viu bebês” and “tem gente que é fudida e acha que todo mundo tem que ser também” show a values-driven, slightly world-weary maturity that fits Lisa more than the other main characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): their timeline is highly expressive, social, and reaction-based, constantly engaging with public events, football games, and pop culture, e.g. the emphatic outbursts like “QUE ISSO CARLOS MIGUEL PORRA CARALHO” and “corinthians fecha as portas and everyone celebrates”, which show outward, high-energy engagement. Their style suggests Intuition (N) more than Sensing, as they focus on impressions, meanings, and overall vibes rather than detailing concrete facts, like criticizing award categories in a conceptual way: “the category being best NEW artist and some with 10 years in the industry… makes no sense at all” and talking broadly about non-romantic love in “não existe só amor romântico não viu bebês”. They appear strongly Feeling (F): their reactions are emotional, value-driven, and empathetic, with intense language like “vai se fuder burro desgraçado porra buceta” and “tem gente que é fudida e acha que todo mundo tem que ser também”, showing judgments based on personal values and fairness rather than detached logic. Their behavior fits Perceiving (P): they seem spontaneous and reactive (e.g. “será se eu estrago meu dia assistindo o corinthians hoje” and repeatedly changing song guesses like “quando eu desisti de colocar o tangerine ela usa kkkkkkk vai pra merda”), rather than structured or highly planned. Altogether, the emotional intensity, social engagement, intuitive commentary on culture, and improvisational attitude align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If timing is so bad that you’re tweeting ‘are you really gonna talk about timing in times like these?’, maybe that’s exactly when I should DM you and ruin your life in a cute, Lover-era way.
- You cursing the chevron dress and still grinding for points on the Eras game? Honestly, if you put half that energy into us, we’d be more iconic than Speak Now on piano and violão combined.
- You surviving Corinthians games, screaming ‘vai se fuder’ at the TV, and still dreaming of 3x2 wins convinces me you can definitely handle the emotional damage of dating me.
- You, a Swiftie who held back tears in Inside Out, defends real ‘Best NEW Artist’ and says ‘não existe só amor romântico não viu bebês’… so can I apply to be your favorite non-romantic love that accidentally turns romantic?
- Since you’re on honeymoon avenue, missing the 2010s, screaming over Pedri golazos and Bellingham narrators engasgando, how about we make a deal: you introduce me to your Taylor playlist, and I’ll be the ‘someone like you’ that even Adele would tweet about.
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Football-stressed Corinthians fan, Taylor Swift scholar, and chronic game-ruiner. Once held back tears at Inside Out and blamed it on ‘allergies’.– @nhicarus
Your signature cocktail
Honeymoon Avenue Meltdown
This cocktail is a high-energy tequila base, because the timeline is basically yelling in all caps at football and life, from “VAI PRA MERDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” to “acho que minha pressão tá subindo da raiva que tô passando com esse jogo”. The grapefruit soda with lime keeps it bright and slightly sweet, matching the pop-culture-stan vibe of “written by taylor swift” and all the Lover/Red/Folklore outfit strategizing like “só não cheguei em 100 por culpa do chevron e do vestido do folkmore”. A spicy chili-salt rim represents the constant, delicious rage of tweets like “vai se fuder burro desgraçado porra buceta” and “esse chevron com cheiro de cu pqp taylor”. The dash of bitters is for the bittersweet football and Corinthians suffering, from “será se eu estrago meu dia assistindo o corinthians hoje” to “corinthians fecha as portas e todos comemoram”. Finally, edible glitter/shimmer nods to the dramatic, theatrical pop girl energy of “it's not a competition but i won” and the sparkly nostalgia in “volta 2010s”, turning all that chaos into something dazzling.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user’s timeline is dominated by intense, impulsive emotional reactions and a confrontational tone that fits Gryffindor’s fiery temperament. Their outbursts during football and Corinthians games, like “vai se fuder burro desgraçado porra buceta” and “acho que minha pressão tá subindo da raiva que tô passando com esse jogo”, show someone who throws themselves into what they care about without restraint. They’re also willing to call out perceived injustice or hypocrisy in a very direct way, as in “gente que apartheid musical é esse vão se fuder seus doentes” and “metade dos títulos de um time aí foi patrocinado por um governo ditador não tô entendendo pq tão rindo”, which reflects moral courage more than diplomacy. Even in fandom and music discourse, they bristle at unfairness in awards like “o nome da categoria sendo best NEW artist e uns com 10 anos na indústria kkkkkkkk vsf não tem sentido nenhum” and “isso aqui é putaria, a que provavelmente vai ganhar indo pro sexto álbum e os novatos de verdade nem vão ser indicados”, which again shows a bold sense of justice. There’s loyalty and passion in sports and pop-culture attachments—e.g., dreaming of a Corinthians win in “sonhei que o corinthians ganhava de 3x2 sonhei msm”—but it’s expressed through raw, brave, sometimes reckless emotion rather than calm loyalty or calculated ambition. Overall, the combination of outspoken defense of their beliefs, intense reactions, and willingness to confront others points much more strongly to Gryffindor than to the other houses.
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Your song
Blank Space - Taylor Swift
A song that best suits @nhicarus is “Blank Space” by Taylor Swift. Their bio literally says they are “written by taylor swift”, and their timeline is full of Taylor references, like shouting about setlists and outfits such as “que ódio devia ter botado clara bow” and “esse chevron com cheiro de cu pqp taylor”, which mirrors the dramatic, over-the-top energy of Blank Space. The song’s playful chaos, sarcasm, and emotional whiplash match their tweets about football and life, where they swing from furious caps-lock rage like “CARALHO VAI SE FUDER” and “vai se fuder burro desgraçado porra buceta” to humorous self-awareness in “it's not a competition but i won”. Their mix of romantic/musical obsession and unfiltered ferocity, seen in tweets such as “como pode uma música” and “não existe só amor romântico não viu bebês”, fits the tongue‑in‑cheek, slightly unhinged persona Taylor plays in Blank Space. Just like the song, they treat drama as both a genuine feeling and a sport, turning every game, award show, or Taylor setlist into high-stakes emotional theater.
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