Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hard‑working: Frequently tweets about juggling school and part‑time jobs, e.g., “学校もバイトもないってのはたまらん” and “バイトがんばるかな、、、、、、、、”.
- Dedicated gamer: Regularly plays and comments on games like Valorant and LoL, e.g., “valorantみんなやってる？” and “がれんはくそ”, showing sustained interest and commitment.
- Humorous attitude: Uses laughter and light sarcasm even when annoyed, such as “バイトでちょけんのくそおもろいわw” and many short reactions like “wwwwww”.
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on own looks and circumstances, e.g., “ブサイクは変わらない。以上” and “もうだめだなぁ”.
- Loyal fan: Shows consistent support for Real Madrid and football, e.g., location set to Real Madrid Club de Fútbol and tweets like “レアルみるぞw” and “れあるぼこしすぎwww”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses strong or insulting phrases toward others, e.g., “なんかうぜーなこのくそばばあ” and “jrしねよ”.
- Negative self‑talk: Frequently puts own appearance down with words like “ぶさいくやーん” and “ぶすってなに着てもぶすだよな。”.
- Tilt‑prone: Gets visibly frustrated with games and teammates, e.g., “あほ一人いたら勝てませんわ” and “まじでざこしかこねー”.
- Customer frustration: Expresses irritation toward customers while working, such as “客が嫌いになってくるわww” and “さっさと帰ってほしいわw”.
- Frequent complaining: Often posts about being exhausted or fed up, e.g., “まじで最悪、、、、、、、だ、、、” and “バイトいきたくねーぞまじで”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of mischievousness, sarcasm, and gaming-obsessed teen energy. They constantly complain in a joking, rebellious way, like calling something a bad game in “くそげーやんけ” and getting annoyed at coworkers or customers in “くそ疲れたし、客が嫌いになってくるわww”. There’s a streak of trash talk and mockery that feels very Bart, such as “あほ一人いたら勝てませんわ” and “まじでざこしかこねー”. Their life seems to revolve around games and slacking off—talking about Valorant in “valorantみんなやってる？”, wanting to play ranked in “帰ったららんく”, and complaining about work in “バイトいきたくねーぞまじで”. Even when they’re self-deprecating, like in “ブサイクは変わらない。以上”, it comes off as the kind of edgy humor and exaggerated pessimism Bart would use rather than earnest angst.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert: most tweets center on solo activities like gaming (“げーむしてーなー”, “帰ったららんく”, “valorantみんなやってる？”) and work fatigue, with no clear desire for big social events or attention-seeking. Their focus is strongly Sensing, grounded in immediate experiences and concrete frustrations: work shifts (“バイトいきたくねーぞまじで”), physical tiredness (“くそ疲れたし、客が嫌いになってくるわww”), money (“金が欲しい”), and specific matches or ranks rather than abstract ideas. They are blunt, critical, and often harsh, which fits Thinking over Feeling: see tweets like “ぶすってなに着てもぶすだよな。”, “jrしねよ”, and game judgments like “がれんはくそ”. Their lifestyle appears more Perceiving than Judging, with a reactive, go‑with‑the‑moment tone: complaining about last‑minute situations (“家帰れへんやん〜〜”, “まじで最悪、、、、、、、だ、、、、”) and little evidence of structured planning. The mix of solitary gaming, practical/physical focus, blunt criticism, and laid‑back spontaneity matches the ISTP profile most closely.
Some pickup lines for you
- You tweeted “valorantみんなやってる？” — I don’t know about everyone, but I’m 100% down to duo queue with you and let you hard-carry my heart (and my rank).
- From “がれんはくそ” to “くそキノコfeederきちいわ,” sounds like you’ve suffered enough bad teammates… how about you try a support who actually wards, peels, and never dodges: me.
- You said “バイトいきたくねーぞまじで” and “金くれ〜,” so I can’t promise unlimited cash, but I can offer post‑shift food, someone to complain to, and a guaranteed ‘gg’ at the end of the day.
- You once tweeted “レアルみるぞw” and your location is “Real Madrid Club de Fútbol” — if loving you were a Champions League final, I’d be Real-ly hoping for extra time with you every night.
- You joked “ブサイクは変わらない。以上” but the timeline says otherwise: anyone who grinds games, survives late‑night shifts, and still posts “今日も1日がんばりました” is already S‑tier in my book—can I queue for a date instead of a cw?
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Barista-turned-gamer. From late shifts & lost umbrellas to clutch rounds in Valorant. Real Madrid nights, random rants, and a little too much yogurt.– @niauuuu
Your signature cocktail
The Real Tilted Valorant Fizz
This cocktail starts with a strong gin base for their competitive gamer core and late-night grind, echoing the vibe of “valorantみんなやってる？” and “帰ったららんく”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp, slightly bitter edge for all the salty moments like “くそげーやんけ” and “まじでざこしかこねー”. A touch of matcha syrup adds a mellow, thoughtful sweetness that peeks through in softer tweets such as “今日も1日がんばりました” and “明日からまたがんばろ”. The energy drink foam on top captures their restless, slightly chaotic energy from posts like “くそねみい” and “くそ疲れたし、客が嫌いになってくるわww”. Finally, a charcoal salt rim nods to the self-deprecating, dark-humor streak in “ブサイクは変わらない。以上” and the Real Madrid–watching, up-all-night mood hinted by “レアルみるぞw”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows a consistently sharp, competitive, and self‑preserving mindset that aligns most closely with Slytherin. They repeatedly frame others as obstacles or dead weight in games and life, for example complaining that they can’t win because “あほ一人いたら勝てませんわ” and dismissing teammates as “まじでざこしかこねー”, which reflects a ruthless, results‑oriented attitude. There’s also a transactional, pragmatic streak around accounts and money, as seen when they say “だれか、アカウント買ってください” and “星1 無色saのアカウント誰か買ってください”, suggesting resourcefulness and willingness to leverage what they have. Their comments about work show a focus on personal benefit over idealism, complaining that wages vanish into taxi fares “くそだる、バイトした分ぜんタクシー代にきえた” and that customers make them dislike the job “くそ疲れたし、客が嫌いになってくるわww”, which fits Slytherin’s self‑preservation and practicality more than Hufflepuff’s patience. While there is some humor and self‑deprecation, the dominant pattern is competitive, cutting, and self‑focused rather than brave-for-others (Gryffindor), studiously curious (Ravenclaw), or warmly loyal (Hufflepuff), making Slytherin the best fit.
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Your song
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots
A fitting song for @niauuuu is Stressed Out because so many of their tweets circle around fatigue, frustration, and wanting to escape into games or sleep, like “くそねみい” and “学校もバイトもないってのはたまらん”. The song’s theme of pressure and responsibility matches tweets about exhausting part-time work such as “くそ疲れたし、客が嫌いになってくるわww” and “バイトいきたくねーぞまじで”. Their desire to escape into gaming, seen in posts like “げーむしてーなー” and competitive rage about ranked or CWs such as “まじでざこしかこねー”, resonates with the song’s nostalgic wish to go back to simpler times. Even their self-deprecating or looks-focused tweets like “ブサイクは変わらない。以上” echo the song’s insecurity and self-doubt. Overall, the mix of stress, sarcasm, and wanting a break from responsibility captures the exact emotional tone of Stressed Out.
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