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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and rebellious with a soft core underneath. Their timeline is full of playful disrespect and swearing, like “oxi vai tomar no seu cu porra” and “ngm te perguntou nada kkkj”, which fits Bart’s constant backtalk and troublemaking. They joke dramatically about themselves with posts such as “eu vou me matar” and “papo de se matar msm tropa kkkj”, echoing Bart’s flair for over-the-top reactions. At the same time, they have bursts of enthusiasm and happiness like “viver é bom demais que isso” and “meu deus eu tô muito feliz cara”, showing a fun-loving, high-energy side. Their messy love life and flirtiness in tweets such as “se pá estou condenada a cair no papo de todos os homens fofos pqp” and “meu maior fetiche é homem clt mesmo, avisa” further reinforce that mischievous, impulsive Bart-like vibe.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly talk about social life, parties and drinking with friends, e.g. inviting people with “eu convidando a tropa pra fazer drink aq em casa sábado!” and complaining “mds cade meus amigos pra beber cmg tropa, tô mal”, which shows energy directed outward and a need for interaction. Their humor and observations feel Intuitive (N) rather than detail‑focused: they generalize about patterns in people and signs, like “pra mim todos os homens do mundo são suspeitos, todos eles representam uma possível ameaça pra mim” and “inexplicável o ranço que tenho de pessoas de peixes meu deus”, focusing on broad impressions more than concrete data. The strong emotional tone suggests Feeling (F): they react from values and feelings, e.g. “as vezes sinto q minha melhor amiga me odeia” and dramatic relationship takes like “se pá estou condenada a cair no papo de todos os homens fofos pqp”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their tweets show mood swings and spontaneity — “gente minha tristeza não durou nem 2 horas o que foi isso” — and a chaotic, in‑the‑moment lifestyle instead of structured planning, like “cara, o dia foi tão foda hj q não deu tempo nem de tweetar ; ;”. Put together, the energetic social presence, emotional expressiveness, pattern‑focused judgments about people, and spontaneous vibe best match ENFP.

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1.75m Aries navigating chaos, CLT men and mood swings. Once ranted about my brother mid‑nap and he flipped me off with his eyes closed.– @nicanicabanana

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This cocktail starts with gin, because they literally said their drink of choice is gin in “fatos fodase sobre mim ... bebida: gin”, so the base has to be as honest and straightforward as they are. A red energy drink brings the chaotic, hyper-online vibe of someone who goes from “viver é bom demais que isso” to “eu vou me matar” in a day. Passion fruit juice adds sweetness and tropical drama for the bbzona that says “sou uma bbzona gostosa e fofa pra carai kkkj” while se apaixonando fácil em “se pá estou condenada a cair no papo de todos os homens fofos pqp”. A dash of bitters represents the ranço and ciúmes of “inexplicável o ranço que tenho de pessoas de peixes meu deus” and “meu deus pq eu sinto tanto ciúmes socorro”. The red chili sugar rim is there because she’s sweet but vai no deboche e porrada verbal, tipo “oxi vai tomar no seu cu porra” and “tá bom então oh espanta xota”, leaving a spicy burn after every sip.

Your Hogwarts House
Morgana shows classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and intensity: she swings quickly between extremes like “gente minha tristeza não durou nem 2 horas o que foi isso” and explosive outbursts such as “NÃO ACREDJTO NUMA PLRRA DESSA FILHA DA PUTAAAAAAAAAAAA QUE ODIO”. Her willingness to say blunt truths and confront people head‑on comes through in tweets like “oxi vai tomar no seu cu porra” and “ngm te perguntou nada kkkj”, reflecting the brash courage and lack of filter associated with Gryffindor. She often frames life dramatically and fearlessly, joking about self‑destruction in “vou me explodir, apoiam?” and “papo de se matar msm tropa kkkj”, which, while dark humor, fits the house’s flair for dramatics and high emotional stakes. At the same time, she’s passionate and warm with people she likes, calling someone “um amorzinho” in “meu deus mas é um amorzinho mesmo né” and gushing over friends in “as divas e a yag”, displaying the protective and ride‑or‑die side of Gryffindors. Overall, her combination of bold confrontation, emotional volatility, and fervent attachment to people and experiences points most strongly to Gryffindor rather than the colder calculation of Slytherin or the steadiness of Hufflepuff.

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A well-suited song for Morgana is girls by Rita Lee, a playful, chaotic, and confident Brazilian anthem that fits her vibe perfectly. Her bio already sets the tone: she calls herself “sou uma bbzona gostosa e fofa pra carai kkkj”, owning her sensuality and cuteness with humor, just like the tongue‑in‑cheek femininity in girls. She constantly swings between dramatic and euphoric moods, as seen in “eu vou me matar” and shortly after “gente minha tristeza não durou nem 2 horas o que foi isso”, mirroring the song’s exaggerated emotionality. Her flirty and bold side appears in tweets like “se pá estou condenada a cair no papo de todos os homens fofos pqp” and “meu maior fetiche é homem clt mesmo, avisa”, which align with the song’s irreverent, self-aware approach to desire. At the same time, she’s fiercely opinionated and dramatic about relationships, like in “homens desesperados são os piores pqp” and “pra mim todos os homens do mundo são suspeitos, todos eles representam uma possível ameaça pra mim”, echoing the song’s mix of freedom, sarcasm, and emotional intensity.

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