Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectually Curious: Reese engages with complex topics like "classic literature", Don Quixote, and "political theory".
- Musically Talented: She plays the "viola" and aspires to be a "famous violist" through dedicated practice.
- Socially Conscious: She expresses concern regarding "far right politics" and advocates for the "LGBTQ+ community".
- Empathetic Nature: She describes herself as a "kind young woman" and values being a "friendly person" to others.
- Passionate Fan: Reese shows deep dedication to her niche interests, specifically "All Saints and Nicole Appleton".
Weaknesses:
- Social Anxiety: She worries about sounding "annoying/full of myself" and feels "guilty" for talking about her thoughts.
- Overthinking Tendencies: She ruminates on social interactions, such as whether a "hallway crush" was "making fun" of her.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Reese is a highly intellectual and politically conscious young person who often feels like an outsider among her peers. She demonstrates Lisa’s signature academic curiosity, noting she was “looking at the Marxists Internet Archive in class” and enjoys playing a string instrument, claiming if she practices her “viola a bit more I will be a famous violist.” Her struggle with social belonging is evident in tweets where she asks “why people including my friends are so mean to me,” mirroring Lisa's frequent feelings of isolation. Reese also shares Lisa's love for classic literature, mentioning she is “reading Don Quixote” and has a deep appreciation for folk music and social justice.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Reese demonstrates Introversion (I) through a rich internal world and social anxiety, noting they “don't actually like talk to any of my oomfs because they're all too OLD” and feeling “guilty” for talking too much. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their love for abstract concepts like “political theory” and Don Quixote, rather than purely concrete day-to-day observations. As a Feeling (F) type, they are deeply empathetic and emotionally expressive, frequently questioning why others are “mean” and openly mourning “sweet darling angel” Phil Ochs. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature shows in a spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness tweeting style and a flexible identity, jokingly claiming “I am Robert Smith” or “I am Vito Marcantonio” based on current interests.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no substitute teacher, but I’d love to skip the lesson on Karl Marx and just focus on the 'manifesto' of us grabbing coffee sometime.
- Are you a rare All Saints B-side? Because I feel like I’m the only one who truly appreciates how iconic you are.
- I promise I’m not like your hallway crush—I’d never laugh at you, unless we’re both laughing at how ridiculous it is that All Saints split over a jacket.
- I’ve been reading Don Quixote too, but I’m tired of tilting at windmills... I’d much rather just be the person who chooses you first for every team.
- You don't need to practice your viola to be the coolest person I know, but I’d still love to be the Phil Ochs to your folk revival.
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Your new Twitter bio
Viola player and classic lit enthusiast. Once got in trouble for listening to Pulp in 5th grade. Exploring political theory, Phil Ochs, and 90s girl groups.– @nicappletonpie
Your signature cocktail
The Bright Young Violist
This cocktail is a sophisticated yet soulful mix that captures Reese's 'BRIGHT young woman' persona and her deep appreciation for 60s folk and 90s Britpop. The Earl Grey base honors her status as a Nicole Appleton superfan who believes "Oasis is for capitalists Blur is for gay people", while the Amaro reflects her vulnerable moments wondering "why people including my friends are so mean to me". It’s an intellectual drink for someone who spends her time "reading Don Quixote" and browsing the "Marxists Internet Archive in class". Topped with gold leaf, it’s a tribute to a girl who despite her worries, knows she is "very cool I promise".
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Reese demonstrates a profound love for learning and intellectual curiosity that extends far beyond a typical school curriculum. She describes her hobbies as “political theory” and “classic literature,” even admitting to getting in trouble for “looking at the Marxists Internet Archive in class.” Her analytical nature is evident in her deep dives into niche subjects, such as her fascination with “Lindsey Graham” or her dedication to reading Don Quixote. This combination of wit, academic interest, and a self-professed “BRIGHT young woman” status makes her a perfect fit for the house of the wise.
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Your song
Changes - Phil Ochs
Reese expresses a profound, almost spiritual connection to the 1960s folk singer, explicitly stating, “I think Phil Ochs was one of the greatest minds of the 20th century”. The song Changes perfectly mirrors their current life stage as a BRIGHT young woman navigating shifting identities, social anxieties, and a blossoming queer identity, noted when they admit, “I’m starting to think I am not attracted to men help I am going to cry”. They specifically highlight this track as a favorite, tweeting that “Changes by Phil Ochs is so modern Gramon...” while simultaneously grappling with the bittersweet nature of growing up. The song’s themes of passing time and evolving perspectives align with Reese’s intellectual interests in classical literature and political theory, as well as their personal reflections on feeling like a “burden” to others or wondering “why people including my friends are so mean to me”. Ultimately, the melancholic yet beautiful folk style suits a user who spends their nights “going outside on my swing” and playing the viola.
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