Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows awareness of own flaws and contradictions, like joking about humility and ego in “sou mais humilde que todos vocês” and “sou um cara muito humilde”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about sadness, anxiety, love, and longing in tweets like “sinto que não tenho mais muito tempo nesse mundo”, “eu queria ser um passarinho”, and “queria ter uma namorada pra ela cuidar de mim”.
- Humorous: Frequently uses irony and absurd humor, e.g. “não gosto de sexo casual eu quero fazer sexo competitivo” and “Twitter caiu e eu tive 3 ataques de pânico e 2 epiléticos”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for music and football in posts like “VAI CORINTHIANS CARALUOBBRENO BIDON EU TE AMO MUITO PORRA”, “um dos 5 melhores álbuns da história”, and “a melhor música que eu já ouvi na vida”.
- Affectionate: Despite harsh jokes, expresses care and attachment in tweets like “aquele mutuals que vc gostaria muito de ser melhor amigo e viver ao lado deles pra sempre” and “oi eu te amo”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Uses violent or hostile expressions, for example “vou matar o Pedro do bbb” and “hey siri bombardear rio de janeiro”.
- Self-destructive: Frequently references death or self-harm in a casual way, like “vou cometer seppuku”, “sinto que em breve sofrerei um surto psicótico e precisarei ser internado ou morto”, and “to com vontade de me matar”.
- Misogynistic: Generalizes negatively about women, such as “existe um fenômeno... que transforma todas as mulheres que namoram em seres insuportáveis” and “essa é a mulher menos atraente que eu ja vi em toda a minha vida”.
- Intolerant: Shows low tolerance for disagreement or different tastes, e.g. “quem não gosta das músicas que eu gosto devia morrer mesmo” and “dou block em quem fala mal de interstellar”.
- AI-hostile: Expresses extreme contempt toward AI users in “quem usa IA pra qualquer coisa tem que ser torturado até conseguir desenvolver um pensamento básico”, indicating rigidity toward technology use.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly oscillating between dark humor and vulnerable moments. Like Bart trolling everyone at Springfield Elementary, he enjoys provocation and edgy jokes, seen in tweets like “hey siri bombardear rio de janeiro” and “quem usa IA pra qualquer coisa tem que ser torturado até conseguir desenvolver um pensamento básico”. He shows a strong rebellious streak, mixing shock value with jokes about violence or death, such as “vou cometer seppuku” and “sinto que em breve sofrerei um surto psicótico e precisarei ser internado ou morto”. At the same time, there’s a needy, attention-seeking softness under the bravado, like Bart craving love from his family: he repeatedly centers his birthday and loneliness in tweets like “ninguém nunca me deu feliz aniversário sou muito odiado e sozinho” and “queria ter uma namorada pra ela cuidar de mim”. His love for football and pop culture (e.g., “VAI CORINTHIANS CARALUOBBRENO BIDON EU TE AMO MUITO PORRA” and “dou block em quem fala mal de interstellar”) mirrors Bart’s obsessive fandom phases. Overall, he embodies Bart’s mix of mischief, cynicism, performative toughness, and unexpected emotional honesty.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They show strong Extraverted tendencies: they constantly interact with others, dramatize their own presence and birthday (“Florianópolis inteira ja está em festa sabendo que faltam apenas 2 (dois) dias pro meu aniversário kk...”), and use Twitter as a stage to entertain or provoke (“faz 1 dia que não consigo pensar em tweets engraçados vou abandonar essa rede social afinal ela só serve pra eu contar piada pra mim mesmo”). Their humor and commentary lean toward Intuition: they jump to broad generalizations and abstract ideas about people and society, e.g. “existe um fenômeno que a ciência ainda não consegue explicar que transforma todas as mulheres que namoram em seres insuportáveis” and “eugenia é uma palavra que foi basicamente ressignificada nesse site...”. They are clearly Thinking-oriented, prioritizing blunt judgments over harmony, as in “tem que ser muito doente mental pra ser contra a redução da maioridade penal” and “quem não gosta das músicas que eu gosto devia morrer mesmo não tem muito segredo”. Their style is chaotic, improvisational and non-structured, indicating Perceiving: they talk about going with impulses (“hoje tive um pressentimento de que em julho estarei apaixonado”), last-minute moods, and emotional swings rather than plans or routines. The playful self-irony, constant hot takes on everything from football to politics, and love of arguing and provocation all fit the archetypal ENTP “debater” profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d block anyone who talks bad about Interstellar… so if I say our love story could be longer than Cooper’s trip through the wormhole, do I get a follow instead?
- You keep saying Corinthians invented everything, even sex — but I’m pretty sure happiness gets invented the day we watch a Corinthians game together and you scream ‘VAI CORINTHIANS CARALHO’ in my ear.
- You joked that nobody ever wishes you happy birthday, then you had to congratulate yourself… how about next year I handle the ‘happy birthday, my humble king of Florianópolis’ part so you can just enjoy turning ‘old’ at 20-something?
- You tweeted that you might have a psychotic break and need to be hospitalized or killed — plot twist: I show up at the ward with chimarrão, Pink Floyd on repeat, and a ‘one day we’ll all be happy’ playlist just for you.
- You wanted to be a little bird, you hate casual sex because you want it competitive, and you dream about the Czech Republic — sounds like you just need a teammate to fly off with you to Prague and see who falls in love faster.
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20 | Florianópolis ⚽ Corinthians, Benfica & too many playlists. Once forgot my own birthday, but never a matchday. Opinions mine, jokes frequent.– @NicoDemaaa
Your signature cocktail
Surto & Corinthians Highball
This drink starts with cachaça infused with chimarrão herbs, a nod to Brazil and that sudden “vontade de tomar chimarrão”, grounding all the chaos in something regional and earthy. A layer of dark chocolate liqueur brings a bittersweet mood, echoing tweets like “esqueci que tinha esquecido ela aí lembrei e to com vontade de me matar” and “não aguento mais ter amigos vou me desfazer de todos”. The espresso shot captures his manic, wired timeline energy and reliance on Twitter, like when he says “se eu ficar com o twitter fechado por meia hora e não estiver desconexo do mundo material eu morro”. Tonic water adds a sharp, slightly bitter fizz that matches his love for provocation in tweets such as “tem que ser muito doente mental pra ser contra a redução da maioridade penal” and “quem não gosta das músicas que eu gosto devia morrer mesmo não tem muito segredo”. Finally, a twist of orange peel on top is the playful, ironic humility of “sou mais humilde que todos vocês” and his self-celebration in “feliz aniversário Nico Dema”, giving a bright aroma over all the darkness. Strong, slightly bitter, and unexpectedly addictive, it’s basically his timeline in a glass, with a Corinthians-level intensity reminiscent of “meu Corinthians é muito gigante pqp seremos os primeiros campeões do mundo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Nico shows a strong streak of ambition and self‑mythologizing that aligns with Slytherin. He constantly centers himself as someone grand or destined for more, joking about the entire city celebrating his birthday in “Florianópolis inteira ja está em festa sabendo que faltam apenas 2 (dois) dias pro meu aniversário kk... o carinho da população é lindo demais” and repeatedly reminding everyone of the countdown to it in tweets like “pra quem não ta ligado ainda, faltam 7 dias pro meu aniversário.” and “pra quem tava se perguntando, agora faltam apenas 5 dias pro meu aniversário.”. He also blends arrogance with irony, claiming “sou mais humilde que todos vocês” and “sou um cara muito humilde”, a kind of self-aware pride that fits Slytherin’s identity-conscious nature. His aggression and readiness to polarize (“quem não gosta das músicas que eu gosto devia morrer mesmo não tem muito segredo” and “tem que ser muito doente mental pra ser contra a redução da maioridade penal”) show a confrontational, win-at-all-costs mentality rather than Hufflepuff fairness. Even his dark humor about power and violence, such as “hey siri bombardear rio de janeiro” and “o Corinthians também inventou o Sexo.”, reveals a taste for dominance, exaggeration, and shock value over harmony. Taken together—self-focus, sharp tongue, polarizing convictions, and a desire to stand out—his personality reads as distinctly Slytherin rather than the other houses.
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Your song
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, ironic, and angst-filled anthem like Smells Like Teen Spirit fits them well: they balance self-loathing, dark humor, and performative confidence, calling themselves humble while tweeting things like “sou mais humilde que todos vocês”. There’s persistent existential and depressive undertone in posts such as “sinto que em breve sofrerei um surto psicótico e precisarei ser internado ou morto” and “sinto que não tenho mais muito tempo nesse mundo”, echoing the song’s sense of disillusioned youth. At the same time, they’re hyper-online, overstimulated, and dramatic, saying things like “Twitter caiu e eu tive 3 ataques de pânico e 2 epiléticos”, which mirrors the song’s chaotic energy and generational numbness. Their mix of wanting affection and pushing people away—seen in “não aguento mais ter amigos vou me desfazer de todos” and “queria ter uma namorada pra ela cuidar de mim”—fits the conflicted, self-destructive spirit of the track. Even their ironic bravado and extreme opinions, like “quem não gosta das músicas que eu gosto devia morrer mesmo não tem muito segredo”, embody the rebellious, abrasive attitude that made the song a generational emblem.
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