
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They read as a very emotionally intense, self-reflective teen who wants to be understood and to understand others, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Their bio, “I wanna study psychology :3,” echoes Lisa’s intellectual curiosity and interest in how people think and feel. Like Lisa, they swing between confidence and harsh self-criticism, going from “im awesome” to calling themself “such a fat chopped fucking chud holy shit” and saying “ugh i hate myself”. Their frequent loneliness and fear of abandonment, such as “the fear of losing everyone around me is slowing becoming more real and terrifying” and “im not wven posting for anyone to see i jits have no one to talk to”, also mirror Lisa’s recurring storylines about feeling isolated and too sensitive for her environment. Despite the chaos, they care deeply, feel things intensely, and want life to be meaningful—very Lisa-coded, just with more unfiltered, modern internet slang.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: much of their emotional processing is done online as a venting space rather than for broad social attention, e.g. “im not wven posting for anyone to see i jits have no one to talk to” and “does anyone read my xeets reply if you do (sorry forgot replies were off chat)”, suggesting loneliness and low-key interaction rather than classic extroverted engagement. Their focus is strongly Intuitive, centered on feelings, meaning, and fears rather than concrete facts: they talk about the fear of losing everyone in “the fear of losing everyone around me is slowing becoming more real and terrifying” and existential misery in “ive never been more fucking miserable in my fcuiign life” instead of specific practical problems. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, making decisions and judgments based on emotion and relationships (e.g. intense reactions to partners in “double third wheeling right after my bf broke up w me ts crazy” and attachment to their girlfriend in “guys i love my girlfriend”), and even when asserting themselves they frame it emotionally, as in “Why does literally NO ONE listen to my advice when im ALWAYS RIGHT?”. Their life appears more Perceiving than structured Judging: they swing between states (“im so drunk” in this tweet, “Finna get high and drunk to drown my sorrows” in this tweet), and react impulsively to events rather than following plans, with chaotic emotional outbursts like “AAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Taken together—introspective venting, meaning-focused emotional intensity, and reactive spontaneity—this pattern most closely aligns with INFP: the sensitive, idealistic, and often self-critical feeler who uses social media as an outlet for inner turmoil and strong attachments.

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Former mental hospital speedrunner, current overthinker. Art, chaos, and psych notes in one feed. Certified giver of unsolicited yet correct advice.– @nicoisdeadlol

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits hard and fast like their timeline mood swings, from “im awesome” “im awesome” to “ugh i hate myself” “ugh i hate myself”, so an overproof rum shot anchors the intensity and drama. Blue curaçao brings the gamer/online energy and the ‘blue’ feelings of posts like “im terrified” “im terrified” and “i feel so horrible” “i feel so horrible”. Sour cherry liqueur adds a sweet-but-biting edge, mirroring heartbreak and chaotic relationship arcs from “double third wheeling right after my bf broke up w me ts crazy” “double third wheeling right after my bf broke up w me ts crazy” to “guys i love my girlfriend” “guys i love my girlfriend”. Guava juice softens everything with a tropical, playful vibe, echoing their silly, chaotic humor like “19 dollar fortnite card who wants it” “19 dollar fortnite card who wants it” and “someone play roblox w me or im going to DIE (sleep)” “someone play roblox w me or im going to DIE (sleep)”. A splash of energy drink captures their wired, overstimulated, slightly unhinged tone from “im so drunk” “im so drunk” to “get HYPEEEE LETS FUCKING HOOGOHOHOHO” “get HYPEEEE LETS FUCKING HOOGOHOHOHO”, making it an experimental, chaotic-sweet sipper that tastes like late-night tweets and impulsive life choices in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
Nico shows a strong attachment to relationships and a tendency to define their emotional world around other people, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s loyalty and relational focus. Their devastation after a breakup and still caring enough to match outfits, as in “i got pants to match him the day of him leaving me.”, reflects deep loyalty even when it hurts. They repeatedly seek connection and reassurance, saying “im not wven posting for anyone to see i jits have no one to talk to” and asking “does anyone read my xeets reply if you do”, which suggests a desire for community and mutual care. Nico also shows a supportive, advice-giving side, frustrated that others ignore them when “Why does literally NO ONE listen to my advice when im ALWAYS RIGHT?”, implying they try to help and feel hurt when their care isn’t valued. Their love for their partners and friends is loud and earnest—“guys i love my girlfriend” and “I love him chat”—showing that, beneath the self-loathing and volatility, their core is attachment, affection, and wanting to be there for others, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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Billie Eilish’s “Bored” fits nico’s mix of detachment, hurt, and self-directed frustration, alongside a dark sense of humor. They often express intense self-hate and hopelessness, like calling themself a “fat chopped fucking chud” in “Im such a fat chopped fucking chud holy shit” and saying “im gonna blow my head smoove off”, which mirrors the song’s exhausted, emotionally drained tone. The theme of being worn down by relationships shows up when they say “double third wheeling right after my bf broke up w me ts crazy” and “i got pants to match him the day of him leaving me.”, echoing the song’s sense of giving too much to someone who didn’t value them. Lines like “why do i even care this much” and “it doesnt matter lmfaooa” capture the same resigned, numb energy as the chorus of “Bored.” Even when they’re joking around or hyped, like “get HYPEEEE LETS FUCKING HOOGOHOHOHO”, there’s an underlying instability that matches the song’s quiet, reflective sadness after emotional burnout.

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