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Nicole shares the intellectual frustration and moral activism of Lisa Simpson, often feeling like an outsider in a world that lacks critical thinking. Like Lisa, she is deeply concerned with sociopolitical issues, noting that “knowing history is in general but especially vital inside the US today” and expressing disdain for consumerist idol culture. She struggles with being “misunderstood” and finds peace in niche artistic interests, such as her love for complex music compositions and “drawing”. Despite her cynicism toward the “meaningless world”, she remains a vocal advocate for justice, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to challenge authority and defend marginalized groups.

Your MBTI personality Type
Nicole demonstrates Introversion through a preference for solitary gaming and deep introspection, noting her “dissociated thought” about being in her own body since childhood. Her Intuition is evident in her abstract critiques of societal structures, such as viewing romance as a “made up concept to give meaning to this meaningless world”. She leans toward Feeling, as her posts are highly emotionally charged and driven by personal values, frequently expressing that she is “actually fucking sobbing” or acting out of moral indignation. Finally, her Perceiving trait is shown through her “very impulsively” spent money and her spontaneous decisions to “delete tweets” or deactivate her account based on her current mood.

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17yo artist & history enthusiast. From the Florida coast to virtual worlds like Identity V and Terraria. When I’m not sketching, I’m critiquing the music industry.– @NicoledWastedx

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This cocktail captures Nicole’s blend of sharp-tongued political commentary and niche internet subcultures. The bitter base reflects her disdain for modern romance, as she notes “Romance really is an illusion and people are letting it affect their lives”, while the caffeinated kick honors her late-night chaotic energy when she admits “Im bored and i dont have my meds so no sleep no sleep no peace”. The dark, complex absinthe mirrors her deep-rooted interest in visual kei and bands like Madmans Esprit. Finally, the dramatic presentation fits someone who isn't afraid of a digital confrontation, frequently telling followers “yall pissed me off SO BAD 😂🙏” before threatening to deactivate.

Your Hogwarts House
Nicole exemplifies the fiery and confrontational spirit of a Gryffindor, frequently engaging in heated social debates and stating, “Ill never shut up”. Her bravery is often impulsive, as seen when she admits to “throwing myself into drama” despite the personal stress it causes. She possesses a strong moral compass and a desire to challenge authority, whether she is criticizing “capitalist asses” or demanding that others “Blame the source not the outcome”. This combination of outspoken advocacy, a penchant for “impulsively” acting on her feelings, and a refusal to be silenced marks her as a true member of the house of the brave.

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Nicole’s online persona is deeply rooted in feelings of alienation and self-deprecation, mirroring the themes of Radiohead—a band she explicitly includes in her “playlist”. Her bio describes her as “A pig in a cage on antibiotics”, a direct reference to Fitter Happier, but Creep captures her frequent expressions of social disconnect, such as when she recalls “dissociated” childhood thoughts about being trapped in her own body. The song’s angst resonates with her admitted “unstable emotions, overthinking, and lashouts” and her tendency to feel like an outsider in various communities. Ultimately, her focus on the “meaningless world” and her volatile relationship with social media align with the track's raw, self-conscious vulnerability.

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