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Levy reads as a sharp, chaotic jokester with a good heart under the sarcasm, which fits Bart Simpson best. They fire off irreverent takes like “My meat started talking to me It said “wash me” Fuck no, nigga” and “Persona 4’s true ending being hidden behind you going to junes a second time in the same day with no outside prompting”, showing Bart-like humor and gamer gremlin energy. There’s also that delinquent, authority-mocking streak in posts like “Get yelled at for $12/hr or work for the mini nsa lmfao” and “I pray every day this nigga Trump passes soon and in pain when he does”. But like Bart, they occasionally reveal a softer, reflective side with tweets such as “Sometimes I feel like I’m shouting into a void on Twitter but sometimes the people I reply to respond and I remember a person is behind the screen” and “I feel like we should be nicer to people idk”. The mix of mischief, online chaos, and flashes of empathy makes Bart the closest match.

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19 • Haitian • College student debating games, rap & old Twitter lore. Once opened Bluesky on hentai by accident in front of friends, never recovered.– @nicoxsanguine

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The overproof dark rum is for their loud, unfiltered timeline energy and casually wishing pain on Trump, as in “I pray every day this nigga Trump passes soon and in pain when he does”, giving the drink real kick. Hibiscus and passionfruit syrup nods to being 19 🇭🇹 in their bio and adds a bright, tropical sweetness under the tough talk, like when they admit “I feel like we should be nicer to people idk”. Cold brew coffee captures the late-night, extremely online gamer/college-student grind behind tweets such as “I gotta lock in before this college shit get too serious” and all the game discourse about GTA 6 and Persona 4. A dash of smoked chili bitters represents their biting humor and occasional chaos, like clowning AI grifters in “This AI Twitter account I created is bringing in $0.02 a month… If you want to learn how to create an AI social media influencer DM me”. Finally, sparkling grapefruit soda lightens everything with a fizzy, slightly bitter edge, embodying that mix of self-deprecation and optimism seen in “Unleashing joy in 2026” and “My life is me perpetually looking at a photo of me taken 8 months ago and calling that nigga chopped”, making the cocktail strong, playful, and a little too honest—just like their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
Levy shows a strong streak of self-preservation and suspicion about how the world treats him, very in line with Slytherin pragmatism, for example when he worries about posting his face after AI-edited porn scandals: “That ai edited porn shit got me fucked up I was actually going to post my face on here this year” and jokes that even his phone autocorrecting "Netanyahu" feels dangerous: “Shit finna blow up if I speak ill of Israel”. He’s sharply critical, often positioning himself as the one who sees through the nonsense of others, like mocking clout-chasing AI influencers: “This AI Twitter account I created is bringing in $0.02 a month… If you want to learn how to create an AI social media influencer DM me” and calling out people exaggerating trends: “It’ll be like 5 niggas grilling chicken pancreas and yall will still come on here like it’s huge number of Americans doing this”. He openly embraces persona-shifting and image-curation—classic Slytherin adaptability and social strategy—with lines like “2026 I dedicate more to curating my personality and being untrue to myself” and self-deprecating but image-focused comments such as “My life is me perpetually looking at a photo of me taken 8 months ago and calling that nigga chopped”. There is also a ruthless edge in his political and personal commentary, like “I pray every day this nigga Trump passes soon and in pain when he does” and the way he talks about not really saving people he claims he ‘can’t save’: “I be telling niggas that fuck up I can’t save them this time when I ain’t ever save them period”. While he has occasional softer takes—such as “I feel like we should be nicer to people idk”—his dominant traits are self-protective, image-aware, and cuttingly strategic, which align most closely with Slytherin.

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A song that best suits Levy is “Nights” by Frank Ocean. They balance dark humor with vulnerability, like joking about college and life pressure in “I gotta lock in before this college shit get too serious” while also posting things like “Unleashing joy in 2026”. Nights is about change, growing up, and feeling like you’re in between versions of yourself, which fits tweets like “2026 I dedicate more to curating my personality and being untrue to myself” and “My life is me perpetually looking at a photo of me taken 8 months ago and calling that nigga chopped”. They show a mix of tenderness and chaos—posting “I feel like we should be nicer to people idk” right next to “I pray every day this nigga Trump passes soon and in pain when he does”—mirroring the song’s switch from dreamy introspection to harsher reality. And their joking reverence for Frank himself in “Unless you look like frank ocean do not reveal your face on here 😭” makes a Frank Ocean track feel especially fitting as a soundtrack to their online persona.

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