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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Bart Simpson best: chaotic, funny, affectionate with family and friends, and deeply invested in sports and competition. Like Bart, she’s mischievous and loud, joking about school punishments and stress from driving school, as seen in “lembrando de quando eu e gabi levamos advertência e suspensão por SÓ passar a carteirinha antes do horario às 6:55.” and “finalmente acabou a autoescola não aguentava mais muita humilhação pra ter habilitação”. Her passionate, trash-talking love for Flamengo and carnival mirrors Bart’s over-the-top fandom and trolling nature, for example “CHORA TRICOLOR VAI TOMAR NO CUUU A TUA BASEEEE É URUBUUUU” and “gol de falta pra acabar com a maldição e reverter essa porra toda. é tudo nosso esse ano!!!!!!!!”. She’s also goofy and dramatic about everyday life, saying things like “caralho quase todo dia tendo paralisia do sono puta que pariu que coisa de maluco” and “meu Deus estou tão insuportável hoje nem eu tô me aguentando estou morrendo de cólica preciso de um chocolate”, which fits Bart’s flair for exaggeration. At the same time, beneath the chaos there’s genuine affection for friends and family, as seen in “tudo fica tão leve e fácil quando se tem pessoas que acreditam no seu potencial e apostam tudo nos seus objetivos.” and “fico tão feliz em conquistar as coisas ao lado dos meus amigos”, echoing Bart’s hidden soft side.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as strongly Extroverted: they are constantly with friends and family, love parties and crowds, and post about social chaos at home and wanting to be invited out, like when they joke about waking to loud parents instead of a fight “acordei com uma gritaria dentro de casa...” and feeling sad about not being invited to the karaoke next door “tá tendo festa aqui do lado de casa...”. Their focus is very Sensing, grounded in concrete details—Flamengo games, food, traffic, reality shows, physical pain and pleasure—rather than abstract theorizing, as seen in tweets about biking to driving school as their only exercise “pedalar até a autoescola e voltar 2x na semana tá sendo a única atividade física da minha vida atual.” and obsessing over specific carnival scores “9.8 NO SAMBA ENREDO??????? FODASE TO AQUI PRA RECLAMAR MESMO CARALHO”. Emotional expression dominates over detached logic, indicating Feeling: they openly gush about family pride and friends’ support “tudo fica tão leve e fácil quando se tem pessoas que acreditam no seu potencial...”, complain dramatically about period pain “estou morrendo de cólica preciso de um chocolate”, and show high loyalty to friends and idols (Flamengo, Mocidade, BBB favorites) rather than arguing from principles. Finally, they seem Perceiving, living spontaneously and reactively: constantly improvising (like abandoning a group for a “side quest” pretending the cousin is foreign “eu e minha prima abandonando o grupo para fazer uma missão secundária”), joking about doing ‘merda’ under friends’ influence “emilly hygino está me influenciando a fazer merda”, and rarely talking about long-term planning or rigid structure beyond the minimum (finishing driving school, getting a license). Altogether, their high-energy social life, love of sensory experiences (games, food, music, carnival), emotional intensity, and spontaneous behavior all align best with ESFP.

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Newly licensed driver, lifelong Flamengo heart. Survived auto school and carnival apuração. Family, friends, BBB debates & a bit of Mengão-induced anxiety.– @nicrfis

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A caffeinated cachaça base matches their loud, high-energy vibe and sleepless chaos, like waking up to family shouting and anxiety pings from friends, as in “meudeus alguem manda a @sara_scampos me responder no zap eu tenho ansiedade” and “acordei com uma gritaria dentro de casa levantei rápido achando que era briga e quando fui ver era meus pais conversando...”. Sweet guava juice represents their soft family love and pride in their own victories, from “minha família fica muito orgulhosa em qualquer conquista minha” to celebrating becoming **“nicris nova habilitada😽”](tweet_url). A kick of spicy ginger syrup channels their foul-mouthed futebol passion and carnival rage at judges, like “CHORA TRICOLOR VAI TOMAR NO CUUU” and “9.8 NO SAMBA ENREDO??????? FODASE TO AQUI PRA RECLAMAR MESMO CARALHO”. Sparkling water keeps it playful, bubbly, and a bit chaotic, matching their meme-y chaos with friends in “pov: meus amigos” and mission-side-quests like “eu e minha prima abandonando o grupo para fazer uma missão secundária (fingir que ela é gringa”. The lime peel and thick orange slice on top nod to the bright stadium and carnival colors, a tribute to Flamengo devotion and Mocidade obsession in “fé no mengo” and “sempre prometo assistir a todas as escolas desfilarem e no final só vejo o da mocidade e vou dormir”. This is a strong, sweet-spicy, never-stopping drink—just like someone who tweets “TÔ SEM FREIO, TÔ SEM FREIO É O BONDE DO MENGÃO SEM FREIO” on loop.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows strong Gryffindor energy: loud, passionate, and impulsive, especially around football and rivalry. Their fiery competitiveness and readiness for confrontation appear in posts like “CHORA TRICOLOR VAI TOMAR NO CUUU A TUA BASEEEE É URUBUUUU” and repeated battle-cry style posts such as “TÔ SEM FREIO, TÔ SEM FREIO É O BONDE DO MENGÃO SEM FREIO”, which reflect boldness and a love of high-stakes emotional moments. They also display a willingness to speak up and complain publicly about perceived injustice, as in “9.8 NO SAMBA ENREDO??????? FODASE TO AQUI PRA RECLAMAR MESMO CARALHO NÃO É POSSÍVEL”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to loudly defend what they think is right. At the same time, they are deeply attached to friends and family and wear their heart on their sleeve, seen in “tudo fica tão leve e fácil quando se tem pessoas que acreditam no seu potencial… minha família fica muito orgulhosa em qualquer conquista minha” and “fico tão feliz em conquistar as coisas ao lado dos meus amigos”, showing the loyal, ride-or-die emotional style typical of Gryffindor more than the quiet constancy of Hufflepuff. They’re also willing to push through stressful or humiliating situations like driving school to gain independence, joking in “finalmente acabou a autoescola não aguentava mais muita humilhação pra ter habilitação”, which reflects a courageous, head-on approach rather than calculated Slytherin strategy or Ravenclaw detachment.

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A fitting song for @nicrfis is Deixa a Vida Me Levar because her timeline shows a carefree, humorous way of dealing with life’s chaos, from football stress to daily mishaps. She embraces the emotional rollercoaster of being a Flamengo fan, oscillating between faith and rage in tweets like “fé no mengo” and “CHORA TRICOLOR VAI TOMAR NO CUUU A TUA BASEEEE É URUBUUUU”, which matches the song’s laid-back acceptance of whatever comes. Her affection for family and friends, as in “tudo fica tão leve e fácil quando se tem pessoas que acreditam no seu potencial…” and “fico tão feliz em conquistar as coisas ao lado dos meus amigos”, reflects the warm, communal, and optimistic spirit of the lyrics. Even when she’s struggling—like “finalmente acabou a autoescola não aguentava mais muita humilhação pra ter habilitação” or “caralho quase todo dia tendo paralisia do sono puta que pariu que coisa de maluco”—she narrates it with humor, echoing the song’s philosophy of letting life lead while she laughs and keeps going. Her love of samba, carnival, and Mocidade in posts like “mocidade merecia o sábado das campeãs” ties her directly to the musical world and vibe that Zeca Pagodinho represents.

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