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Your Simpsons character
They fit best with Lisa Simpson: intelligent, emotionally intense, pop‑culture obsessed, and often feeling out of place. Like Lisa, they care a lot about school performance but feel crushed by it, as seen in “9 provas em uma semana é foda eu odeio essa escola” and “minhas notas tão fudidas num nível”. They show Lisa-style insecurity and self-critique in “queria me sentir bem em relação a minha aparência por um dia, seria o suficiente” and “queria perder 10 kg e depois mexer na minha cara toda com cirurgia”. Their strong moral reactions and drama about media and fandoms, like “ai eu sabia” and “amo que eu não consigo lidar com nada e toda vez que algo me frusta eu tenho um baque de emoções gigante”, echo Lisa’s tendency to feel everything very deeply. Finally, their love for music and stanning artists (“de tempos em tempos eu lembro que esse álbum existe aí eu volto a ficar obcecado” and “em pânico com esse hino, Urias matou”) matches Lisa’s identity as someone who anchors herself in art and culture while navigating complicated emotions.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they often describe feeling lonely or wanting connection without actually socializing, like needing a boyfriend or friends but being too shy to approach people, as in “ai tem algumas pessoas da minha escola que são totalmente a minha vibe… e eu queria ter coragem de chegar nelas pra fazer amizade mas eu morro de vergonha” and “meu Deus preciso de um namorado”. Their focus and humor show Intuition (N): they fixate on music, pop culture narratives, and imagined futures/emotions rather than practical details, for example “queria saber a história por trás de tudo o que os outros tweetam” and long emotional build‑ups for albums and shows like “meu Deus que enrolação do caralho isso tem que estar uma obra prima”. They are clearly Feeling (F): their judgments are value‑ and emotion‑loaded rather than logical, with strong reactions such as “amo que eu não consigo lidar com nada e toda vez que algo me frusta eu tenho um baque de emoções gigante” and sensitivity to what they feel is insensitive or unfair, like “Ai gente eu nem shippo esse casal de merda mas isso aqui foi acima de tudo muito insensível”. The chaotic timelines, academic procrastination, and spur‑of‑the‑moment gaming and music binges suggest Perceiving (P) rather than structured Judging: they complain about many tests and bad grades, e.g. “minhas notas tão fudidas num nível” and “9 provas em uma semana é foda eu odeio essa escola”, and they decide things impulsively like “indo ouvir o álbum do idle ai meu Deus” or “indo ouvir esse por causa do sunoo e se eu gostar eu viro engene”. Overall, the blend of intense inner emotional life, idealization of love and music, social shyness, and spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle fits INFP better than nearby types like ENFP or ISFP.

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ST & Red Velvet enthusiast, K-pop critic, and overworked student. Once studied for physics with a Melanie Martinez playlist—and still almost failed.– @nictosz

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This cocktail is loud and dramatic, just like their timeline screaming “VAI SE FUDER HUNTRX PORRA” and “odeio overwatch pqp”, so the spicy chili vodka brings the necessary chaos. The cotton-candy liqueur and red velvet cream foam are a sugary ode to their stan heart and bio-level devotion to idols, from “red velvet for life !” to the emotional caps in “MEU DEUS QUE EMOÇÃO”. Sour green grape syrup nods to them happily munching on “uva verde geladinha crock crock 🤤🤤”, and also to the bitterness of school stress in “9 provas in one week is fucked I hate this school” and self-image struggles in “queria me sentir bem em relação a minha aparência por um dia”. The sparkling rosé adds a fizzy, romantic, slightly messy vibe for their constant longing in “meu Deus preciso de um namorado” and “i need a man”. Overall, it’s strong, a bit sour, very sweet, and extra as hell—perfect for someone who can go from “COMEBACK DAS SEULRENE OMG” to “eu to tão cansado disso” in the span of a few scrolls.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and emotional reactivity, constantly tweeting in the heat of the moment, e.g. raging at games and companies in “VAI SE FUDER HUNTRX PORRA”, “odeio overwatch pqp”, and screaming about releases in “LIBERA NETFLIX PORRA”. They also adopt a combative, protective stance toward artists and faves, attacking perceived injustice or disrespect, like defending Soyeon in “imagina parecer o curupira uma aberração uma bixa monstruosa dessas e querer chamar a soyeon de feia” and mocking haters in “pras cachorras que não gostaram, é por que vocês não tem bunda pra rebolar ouvindo essa”. There’s a strong "stand up and fight" energy in posts like “meu sonho é dar um murro na cara desse animal” and openly venting about people and shows in “oi fodase a Antonela fodase a Liz Macedo fodase a Duda guerra fodase todas PAREM de por isso na minha tl”. Even their self-exposure—admitting insecurity and vulnerability in “queria me sentir bem em relação a minha aparência por um dia, seria o suficiente” and “amo que eu não consigo lidar com nada e toda vez que algo me frusta eu tenho um baque de emoções gigante”—shows the kind of raw, heart-on-sleeve courage typical of Gryffindors. They may not focus on calm patience or strategic ambition, but they consistently act and speak from gut feeling, fierce loyalty to their interests, and a willingness to clash with others, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A well‑suited song for @nictosz is Pink Venom by BLACKPINK, because it matches their dramatic, pop‑culture‑obsessed, slightly chaotic vibe. They’re very into K‑pop and girl groups, calling Red Velvet their forever group in their bio ("red velvet for life !") and declaring that "off pra mim os unicos gigantes do kpop é o BTS e o Blackpink", which fits the confident, larger‑than‑life energy of the song. The track’s playful, venomous bravado echoes the way they rant and drag things online, like "puta que pariu não aguento mais essa vaca" and "vai se fuder por que essa porra tá aparecendo pra mim". At the same time, the song’s glossy, performance‑focused pop world aligns with their love of Met Gala looks, Drag Race, and K‑pop stages, as seen in tweets like "met gala hoje preparadissimo pra julgar os looks" and "O sonho de algumas dançar assim amo". Overall, Pink Venom captures their combination of stan‑culture passion, flair for drama, and unapologetic attitude.

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