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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: She refuses to scapegoat victims and chooses compassion over outrage, as she says 'i will instead be praying for the victims & their families'.
- Cultured Nerd: Her deep media knowledge and taste are clear in posts like 'if you couldn't tell i've been rewatching evangelion as of late' and debating soundtrack superiority for the rebuilds.
- Witty: Her feed is full of concise, funny reactions and copypasta fandom culture — e.g. 'that one misato copypasta' and many meme-driven replies.
- Persistent: She works long shifts and still engages online and on hobbies, shown by 'just came back from a 12 hour work day' followed by casual hobby tweets.
- Observant: She notices small details and oddities (naming a shower insect 'asuka', photographing a neighborhood cat) — 'here's a photo of the neighborhood cat i took on my way to work today'.
Weaknesses:
- Blunt: Her take-down style can be sharp and confrontational, for example 'shut the fuck UP' in response to pet-banner complaints.
- Overexposed: She freely mixes private frustrations and public commentary — tracking follower drops 'follower count dropped by 16 while i was asleep' — which can invite drama.
- Procrastinating: She admits to last-minute habits about school responsibilities: 'my term begins tmrw💔💔💔no more laying in bed all day'.
- Thin-skinned online: She reacts strongly to upsetting or exploitative content ('are people ever going to stop milking her suicide for engagement') which can make social media exhausting for her.
- Slow Responder: She warns followers 'i take a very long time to reply to dms', which can frustrate people expecting quick interactions.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best match: intelligent, earnest, a little idol-like about music and ethics, and not afraid to point out when others are being performative. Like Lisa, Niej balances moral seriousness ('i will instead be praying for the victims & their families') with deep media taste and occasional social awkwardness (obsessive rewatching, puzzle pride). Both call out hypocrisy and keep a steady stream of earnest micro-activism mixed with pop-culture commentary.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENFP captures her social, idea-driven, value-oriented presence. Extraverted curiosity shows in invitations and frequent public engagement ('say hi', 'good morning oomfs') and willingness to banter; iNtuitive pattern-seeking is clear in media mash-ups and fandom riffs ('that one misato copypasta', 'i think the evangelion rebuilds have a better soundtrack than the originals'); Feeling governs her responses to performative online behavior ('are people ever going to stop milking her suicide for engagement' and 'i will instead be praying for the victims & their families') showing value-led decisions; Perceiving appears in spontaneous projects and procrastination ('my term begins tmrw💔💔💔no more laying in bed all day' and 'im gonna download bandlabs to see how terrible i am at music production'). Together these demonstrate an ENFP blend of warmth, spontaneity and cultural curiosity.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I could name a tiny green bug after you, I'd call it 'asuka' — but honestly I'd keep the real you around way longer.
- Are you a 500-piece puzzle? Because I could spend evenings fitting the little weird pieces of your mind together.
- I'd skip a 12-hour shift to pet your dog for 45 minutes — consider that my volunteer service to your heart.
- Call me BandLab, because I'm about to try making something messy and beautiful for you.
- You defend Senjougahara? Perfect — I need someone with fierce taste to defend my terrible playlist choices.
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anime defender • tiny-creature whisperer • record-player fumbling musician • puzzles, memes & late-night fandom takes • ex-CUNY • 'not here for performative grief' — she/her-ish– @niejchijou
Your signature cocktail
Senjougahara Sour
The 'Senjougahara Sour' blends bright, slightly weird Japanese flavors with a soft, nostalgic tang — much like her mix of anime devotion and affectionate oddities. The citrus-forward yuzu and ume nod to late-night Japan vibes she enjoys; the foamy egg white gives it that comforting, album-cover aesthetic she loves ('i think the evangelion rebuilds have a better soundtrack than the originals'), and the unexpected nori garnish is the little quirky flourish (naming bugs 'asuka', photographing neighborhood cats) that makes the drink uniquely hers.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ravenclaw fits because she demonstrates curiosity, aesthetic discernment and a love of niche knowledge. She revels in rewatching and analyzing media ('if you couldn't tell i've been rewatching evangelion as of late', 'i think the evangelion rebuilds have a better soundtrack than the originals') and enjoys solitary, thoughtful hobbies like puzzles ('just finished a 500 piece puzzle i feel so intelligent right now'). At the same time her sarcastic, meme-literate humor reflects Ravenclaw's clever, sometimes eccentric bent rather than broad Gryffindor spectacle or pure Hufflepuff placidity.
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Fly Me to the Moon (Evangelion version) - Various / Evangelion soundtrack
She explicitly celebrates Evangelion music: 'i finally found the eva version of fly me to the moon on spotify', and that melancholic, iconic arrangement captures her blend of nostalgia, anime devotion and wistful taste — perfect for her feed that alternates between soft feelings and snark.
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