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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially in their mix of idealism, criticism of society, and bouts of loneliness. Like Lisa, they’re highly opinionated about media and culture, calling Twitter a “fucking disgusting cess pool” while still appreciating the art, as in “As a person who absolutely loves to debate, Twitter is such a fucking disgusting cess pool that I can't stand.” and “twitter is a shit show but the artists never cease to amaze me”. They show a strong moral sensibility and concern for fairness, e.g. “Chauvin deserved all charges.” and “Regardless of how much I don't like Dream/his fans, don't shame him for his appearance… Critique, don't insult.”. At the same time, they’re introspective and openly lonely, echoing Lisa’s melancholy side, as in “feeling extremely damn lonely like usual” and their thread of self-doubt tweets like “i wonder if ill be better like how i want to be in the upcoming years”. Their love of thoughtful, atmospheric anime like Mushishi and Kino’s Journey—see “Mushishi and Kino's Journey are one of a kind animes”—also fits Lisa’s more intellectual, reflective tastes. Overall, their critical, ethical, and introspective nature aligns far more with Lisa than with more chaotic characters like Homer or Bart.

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They lean strongly introverted: they complain about Twitter as a cesspool and say they’re locking their account because they “don’t like the people on this website aside from the very few mutuals” (“I'm locking my Twitter account for a long time (or just forever). I don't like the people on this website aside from the very few mutuals I find cool, and the artists with exceptional work.”), and express frequent loneliness (“feeling extremely damn lonely like usual”). Their interests and language are abstract and pattern-focused rather than concrete; they talk about broader dynamics of platforms, fandoms, and media culture, e.g. criticizing stan culture and parasociality (“on the topic of twitter being one big fucking cesspool… praise content creators like fucking gods, and when they do something wrong they immediately forgive them or try and make excuses to justify their actions”), and musing about individuality versus forming yourself around others (“be a god damn individual and dont make everything apart of it your beliefs/personality trait”), which fits Intuition (N). They argue in a blunt, analytical style, emphasizing principles over harmony, for example defending criticism over appearance-shaming (“Regardless of how much I don't like Dream/his fans, don't shame him for his appearance… Critique, don't insult.”) and opposing bans for opinions on principle (“banning people/suspending people on websites due to stating their opinion is fucking stupid”), showing Thinking (T). Their tweets show a strong preference for defined positions and judgments—calling Twitter a cesspool, labeling features as mistakes, and clearly stating what should or shouldn’t be done (“As a person who absolutely loves to debate, Twitter is such a fucking disgusting cess pool that I can't stand.”, “twitter was a mistake”)—which aligns with Judging (J) rather than a flexible, go-with-the-flow stance. Taken together—private, introspective, abstractly critical, principle-driven, and judgment-focused—their profile best fits INTJ.

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VTubers, TF2, and melancholy anime marathons. Once opened Twitter ‘just for art’ and stayed for the discourse. Opinions my own, cooldowns unpredictable.– @Niers_Journey

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This drink starts with strong cold-brew coffee liqueur for the late-night, overthinking gamer-anime brain that wonders if they'll "repeat another mistake ive done before" while also tweeting "god damn i need a break." A bitter melon aperitif captures how much they loathe Twitter drama and stan culture, from "twitter was a mistake" to calling it a "fucking disgusting cess pool." Smoked black tea syrup represents the melancholy and introspection behind lines like "it all feels like a fever dream" and "i wonder if the ideas brewing im my head will ever truly come to life." The sparkling yuzu soda adds a sharp, refreshing kick for the genuine warmth of "i wish everyone a wonderful day" and "I hope that whoever sees this has a wonderful day, everyone needs one.." Finally, a watermelon wedge garnish nods directly to their bio "god complex sequel 🍉" and the chaotic scream energy of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," giving the drink a playful edge on top of all that bitterness.

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Their tweets consistently show a reflective, analytical mindset and a strong love of ideas and media depth, which are hallmarks of Ravenclaw. They openly wrestle with uncertainty and self-critique in a very metacognitive way, e.g. “honestly never sure of what i say or think always feels ill become more harder or softer on them resulting in me fluctuating between how i think”, which shows intellectual self-reflection rather than pure emotion or ambition. They emphasize quality of writing and worldbuilding in fiction, saying they’re “terrified of finding animes that have as amazing main characters, dialogue and world as kino's journey and mushishi” because they’d constantly be taking notes: “im terrified of finding animes that have as amazing main characters, dialogue and world as kino's journey and mushishi because i know ill be taking photos of that shit while im watching constantly”. Their timeline is full of niche media interests (e.g. Kino's Journey, Mushishi, VNs like Umineko and Higurashi) and curiosity-driven searches like “Can someone help me out here? I'm desperately trying to find a song about 20s 30s american gangsters that was made before the 2000s. I legitimately can't find a single one.”, which speaks to a love of learning and discovery. Even when discussing online drama, they focus on logic and principle more than pure outrage, as in “holy shit the amount of people in denial of dream cheating is really absurd every single tweet coming from these people either just show that they didn't read any of the document or are so heavily biased towards dream that they will do anything to defend this guy”, showing a preference for evidence-based thinking. While they have some Slytherin-esque cynicism and Gryffindor-like moral stands, the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity, media analysis, and self-reflective thought, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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Their mix of cynicism, isolation, and introspection fits the emotional landscape of Comfortably Numb. They repeatedly describe Twitter as a toxic place and a “cesspool,” saying “As a person who absolutely loves to debate, Twitter is such a fucking disgusting cess pool that I can't stand.” and “twitter was a mistake”, echoing the song’s numb detachment from a hostile world. At the same time, they show a deeper, almost poetic side when quoting lyrics and reflecting on themselves, like “i wonder if im going to repeat another mistake ive done before to disappoint myself or others” and “honestly never sure of what i say or think always feels ill become more harder or softer on them resulting in me fluctuating between how i think”. Their loneliness surfaces in posts such as “feeling extremely damn lonely like usual”, mirroring the song’s themes of disconnection and emotional distance. Altogether, their combination of bitterness, vulnerability, and introspective self-doubt aligns strongly with the mood and lyrics of Comfortably Numb.

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