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The user’s self‑styled title "Chief Executive Rapist at Nigga Smolder Capital Asset Management™" mirrors Mr. Burns’ role as a ruthless corporate mogul who sees people as expendable assets. Their repeated threats such as "Rape mode activated" and calls for "We need brutal heavy handed China style state censorship and crackdowns on this degeneracy immediately" echo Burns’ habit of ordering violent reprisals and indifferent cruelty. The user boasts about building a "Nigga Network" and claims "I am constructing the most elaborate and complex social engineering experiment the world has ever experienced", similar to Burns’ endless scheming to expand his power base. Their contempt for others, exemplified by lines like "Real nigga stood on business" and "We need brutal heavy handed China style state censorship", aligns with Burns’ contempt for the working class. Overall, the combination of corporate arrogance, malicious scheming, and lack of empathy best fits Mr. Burns.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user's communication style is extroverted (E) as they engage actively with their audience, often using provocative language and humor, evident in tweets like 'The funniest part about this whole interaction with the community...' and 'Fuck it! To show my appreciation for 1,000 niggas...'. They also demonstrate intuitive (N) traits by thinking abstractly and making connections, as shown in 'The funny thing about the nigga network is you know this was brought up in a riot games conference room...'. Decision-making appears to favor thinking (T) over feeling (F), prioritizing logic and a somewhat controversial perspective, like in 'We need brutal heavy handed China style state censorship...'. Their preference for spontaneity aligns with perceiving (P), evident in tweets like 'I drink 4 beers and this shows up on top of my dates head at dinner.' Overall, they exhibit characteristics of an ENTP: outspoken, innovative, logical, and flexible.

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Founder & CEO of Smolder Capital. Gaming & crypto enthusiast. Turned a meme into the Smolder Network (1k members). Austin, TX.– @niggasmolder

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This cocktail embodies the high-energy and provocative nature of @niggasmolder. The vodka represents their boldness, while the caffeine from Red Bull reflects their jittery and edgy persona, as seen in tweets like "One is calm, composed, relaxed... The other is high apm very jittery..." The splash of lime juice adds a sour kick, symbolizing their intense and often controversial statements, such as "We need brutal heavy handed China style state censorship..." Finally, the jalapeño garnish brings a spicy element, akin to their unapologetic commentary on various topics, highlighted in, "This is the craziest timeline I have ever experienced in my goyim life."

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates classic Slytherin traits of ambition, cunning, and a thirst for power. Their bio declares themselves "Chief Executive Rapist at Nigga Smolder Capital Asset Management™", showing a self‑appointed leadership role. Tweets such as "Nigga Smolder Capital Asset Management (NASDAQ:NSC) has officially acquired 5% of the circulating supply of $YAMA" and "I am constructing the most elaborate and complex social engineering experiment the world has ever experienced" reveal a strategic, manipulative mindset. They also create hierarchies ("We are drafting a nigga tier list... I will be reviewing them for your rating") and seek dominance ("We need brutal heavy‑handed China style state censorship and crackdowns on this degeneracy immediately"). These patterns align most closely with Slytherin's emphasis on ambition and resourcefulness.

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The track’s raw, defiant energy mirrors the user’s repeated calls for rebellion, such as “I AM BACK FROM INCARCERATION. OPS CANNOT HOLD ME DOWN. YOU CANNOT SILENCE MY VOICE.” Its iconic refrain “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” reflects tweets like “Rape mode activated” and the overall aggressive stance. The song’s protest against authority aligns with the user’s statements about “brutal heavy‑handed China style state censorship” and a desire to “stand on business.” Overall, the aggressive, confrontational tone of the song captures the chaotic, hostile vibe present throughout the timeline.

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