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Clare's obsessive devotion to Dan and Phil, coupled with her emotional vulnerability, draws parallels to the character of Milhouse Van Houten from The Simpsons. Much like Milhouse's unwavering adoration for Bart Simpson, Clare exhibits an intense, almost idolizing admiration for Dan and Phil, referring to herself as a 'phouse basement resident' and expressing a deep emotional connection to their content. Her tweets about missing out on memorabilia and her willingness to spend significant amounts on collectibles ('i'm unstable. why did i just spend £65 to get a polaroid') mirror Milhouse's eagerness to obtain any item or experience associated with his idol, Bart. Additionally, Clare's openness about her mental health struggles and her use of Dan and Phil's content as a coping mechanism ('i know this is grim but i put on dapb and it actually calmed me enough to wash my hair for the first time in about 4 weeks') resonates with Milhouse's vulnerability and tendency to seek solace in his friendship with Bart.

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A quirky, fun-loving soul entranced by the world of Daniel Howell and Phil Lester. Deeply passionate about collecting memorable gems from their creative adventures. Life's a rollercoaster, but their content provides solace during the lows. #DanAndPhilForever– @nightmareb4dnp

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Based on Clare's tweets, she appears to embody many of the qualities associated with Hufflepuff House. Loyalty is a defining trait of Hufflepuffs, and Clare's unwavering dedication to Dan and Phil, evident in her bio ('phannie since '09👵🏻') and her excitement over their content ('i'm still obsessed ngl 🥰'), showcases her steadfast loyalty to the duo. Hufflepuffs are also known for their kindness and appreciation, which can be seen in Clare's gratitude towards international fans who helped her obtain merch ('i'm so thankful for international phannies🥹🥰🧡'). Additionally, her use of Dan and Phil's content as a source of comfort and solace ('it's nights like these that i'm so grateful for the ywgttn audiobook 🥲 it feels like a hug sometimes 🥹') aligns with the Hufflepuff values of patience and understanding. While she may exhibit some qualities of other houses, Clare's loyalty, kindness, and ability to find joy in simple pleasures make her a fitting candidate for Hufflepuff.

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The song 'Thank You for the Venom' by My Chemical Romance could resonate with Clare's complex relationship with Dan and Phil's content. The lyrics 'You're too good to be true / I must have sinned in another life' reflect Clare's almost idolizing devotion to the duo, describing their content as having 'broken' her ('daniel howell has broken me 🟧'). The line 'You're the cure, you're the disease' captures the duality of how their work both provides comfort ('it feels like a hug sometimes 🥹') but also fuels an unhealthy obsession, as seen in Clare's distress over missing out on merchandise. The song's overall theme of feeling trapped in a toxic, yet intoxicating relationship mirrors Clare's intense emotional connection to Dan and Phil's content, which she relies on as a coping mechanism ('it actually calmed me enough to wash my hair for the first time in about 4 weeks... 💀🥲') while also exhibiting signs of obsessive behavior.

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