Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult experiences like harassment and calls out society in “eu fui assediada por 2 professores...”.
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses strong love and longing for their boyfriend in tweets like “que saudade do meu namorado quero morar com ele casar com ele viver com ele” and “amo mt meu namorado”.
- Dedicated fan: Shows intense commitment to BTS, esports and teams/players, e.g. anxiety about ticket pre-sale in “fui dormir aqui no trabalho comecei a sonhar com a pre venda do santander do bts” and hype with KEYD/T1 in “É MUITO BOM SER VIVO KEYD STARS PORRA”.
- Self-aware gamer: Understands game roles and builds, giving specific criticisms and advice about LoL in “gnt aprendam a buildar no lol” and “ai invés de fazer build peel a porra do meu suporte faz ap”.
- Humorously expressive: Uses hyperbole and jokes to cope with daily frustrations, like the microwave incident in “ai gnt eu aqui na copa do trabalho segurando minha marmita...” and the Uber complaint in “pouco se fala do sentimento ruim de pedir um uber e vim um chevrolet classic”.
Weaknesses:
- Work frustration: Frequently vents about being CLT and workplace chaos, e.g. “odio n da tempo de assistir nd antes de dormir nao aguento mais ser clt” and “eh uma falta de organização da porra nesse lugar”.
- Negative self-talk: Uses harsh language about themself and life, including weight and well-being, in “n consigo diminuir dos 80kg vou me m” and “sei la sabe”.
- Escapist tendencies: Often wants to escape through games or substances instead of facing reality, as in “aqui na psicóloga pensando em ir pra casa jogar lol” and “queria ir numa festa encher o cu de droga e me arrepender depois”.
- Emotional volatility: Shows frequent mood swings between excitement and despair, e.g. ecstatic esports/BTS tweets like “TENHO CERTEZA QUE SE EU NAO CONSEGUIR ESSES INGRESSOS VOU MORRER” contrasted with “estou vivendo uma distopia” in this tweet.
- Region resentment: Expresses strong dissatisfaction with where they live, which can reinforce negativity, as seen in “mt ruim morar no nordeste meu deus que depressão”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, often frustrated with the world, but passionate about their interests. Like Lisa, they care about ethics and call out injustice, for example describing how they were harassed by teachers and how “society is shit” in “eu fui assediada por 2 professores qnd tava no ensino medio mas se vc perguntar pra qlqr pessoa daquela escola se eles conhecem alguem q assediou vao responder que não pq a sociedade eh uma merda 💖”. They show a reflective, slightly neurotic side about work and organization, complaining about chaotic processes at their job in “eh uma falta de organização da porra nesse lugar” and the absurd problems in IT in “te falar q trabalhar c t.i eh ter os problemas mais estúpidos da face da terra”. Their enthusiasm for niche interests (League of Legends, K-pop, esports, books) mirrors Lisa’s intense fandom and intellectual hobbies, as seen in “QUERO JOGAR LOL QUERO JOGAR SOLOQ QUERO JOGAR FLEX QUERO JOGAR KWIDX5 AAAAAAAAAAAAA” and the book request in “quero indicações de livro de preferência fantasia ou romance 🙏💞”. At the same time, they show emotional depth and vulnerability around relationships and distance, like in “que saudade do meu namorado quero morar com ele casar com ele viver com ele 😭😭😭...”, which fits Lisa’s sensitive, yearning side. Overall, they balance cynicism about society with a very earnest, caring core—very Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often mention low-energy, solitary or small-circle activities (gaming, reading, staying home) and anxiety over work and life rather than big social scenes, e.g. fantasizing about an escape instead of describing current parties: “queria ir numa festa encher o cu de droga e me arrepender depois”. Their bio and emotional disclosures show strong Feeling (F) and values-focus: they openly share painful experiences like harassment and criticize society’s denial of it, calling it “a merda”: “eu fui assediada por 2 professores... pq a sociedade eh uma merda 💖”, and express intense love/longing for their partner: “que saudade do meu namorado quero morar com ele casar com ele viver com ele 😭😭😭”. They show Intuition (N) through abstract, big-picture complaints and meaning-making rather than just surface facts, e.g. turning a workplace annoyance into a critique of organizational chaos: “eh uma falta de organização da porra nesse lugar”, and talking about society, body image, and mental health in a generalized way: “n consigo diminuir dos 80kg vou me m”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than strictly structured: they frequently complain about being late or disorganized and overwhelmed rather than proudly regimented, like checking a chaotic finance Notion after the fact: “fui olhar minha planilha de gastos no notion e da onde saiu tanto gasto vei”, and dealing with random work crises thrown at them: “hj 17:50 tacaram uma bomba no meu colo”. They balance this with some planning (spreadsheets, ticket anxiety), but the tone is reactive and flexible, matching an INFP: introspective, emotionally expressive, values-driven, and somewhat chaotic in day-to-day structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying “don’t let me play LoL”, but if we duo I promise to peel so hard for you that even your CLT stress and Avenida Tancredo Neves traffic won’t reach you.
- You, a BTS + T1 enjoyer who dreams of tickets and pre-sales, me, someone very available to scream “OH MY MY MY” with you in a stadium even if we end up in the worst nosebleed seats of Aju City.
- You talk about being stuck at 80kg, broken AC, and CLT life, but honestly? The way you still cheer for Keyd Stars, spam Paranordle, and love your long-distance boyfriend tells me your heart’s already S+ tier—can I at least apply to be a comfort support in your party?
- Since you get triggered by Catch Me If You Can, how about we switch the script: you stop running from happiness, I stop running from commitment, and we let Leonardo DiCaprio be the only clown who disappears without saying goodbye.
- You complain about carrying your notebook in your backpack, bad office chairs at m*lvi, and Classic Ubers, so let’s optimize: I pick you up, we go to Protech-level PCs, I fix your PC cables, queue some flex, and then we see if I can overclock your heart as hard as your love for Flamengo and VKS.
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TI by day, solo queue support by night. Long-distance lover, BTS/VKS/Flamengo heart. Once lost to a microwave at work and never recovered.– @nihilitty
Your signature cocktail
Peelzinho Monster CLT
This cocktail is wired like their timeline: the energy drink is for the endless "QUERO JOGAR LOL QUERO JOGAR SOLOQ QUERO JOGAR FLEX QUERO JOGAR KWIDX5 AAAAAAAAAAAAA" energy and the late‑night grind of "q odio n da tempo de assistir nd antes de dormir nao aguento mais ser clt." The vodka infused with green tea brings a focused, slightly nerdy kick, reflecting T.I. life and spreadsheet moments like "gnt fui olhar minha planilha de gastos no notion e da onde saiu tanto gasto vei." Spicy ginger syrup represents the sharp tongue and zero‑tolerance for bullshit in tweets such as "eh uma falta de organização da porra nesse lugar" and the raw honesty when talking about harassment: "a sociedade eh uma merda 💖." The bittersweet pink grapefruit juice mirrors the mix of saudade and romance — "que saudade do meu namorado quero morar com ele casar com ele viver com ele 😭😭😭" — plus the struggle posts like "n consigo diminuir dos 80kg vou me m." Finally, a dash of salted caramel is for the soft center under the chaos: the BTS obsession "fui dormir aqui no trabalho comecei a sonhar com a pre venda do santander do bts" and the cozy love of games and fandoms like "quero jogar wow 😭😭😭."
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a very Hufflepuff mix of loyalty, emotional sincerity, and grindy hard work. Their relationship is central and deeply valued, with posts like “que saudade do meu namorado quero morar com ele casar com ele viver com ele 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “amo mt meu namorado” radiating long‑term devotion rather than fling energy. They also show a strong work ethic and resignation to effort: complaining about everyday TI hassles and office life in tweets like “te falar q trabalhar c t.i eh ter os problemas mais estúpidos da face da terra” and “q odio n da tempo de assistir nd antes de dormir nao aguento mais ser clt” reads as someone who keeps grinding despite frustration. Their concern with fairness and how people are treated appears in posts like “eu fui assediada por 2 professores qnd tava no ensino medio mas se vc perguntar pra qlqr pessoa daquela escola se eles conhecem alguem q assediou vao responder que não pq a sociedade eh uma merda 💖”, which shows moral seriousness and a quiet, stubborn sense of justice. Even in games, they gravitate to supportive roles and protecting others, as in “peelzinho na veia” and frustration at teammates not building properly in “gnt aprendam a buildar no lol”, which is very in line with Hufflepuff’s protective, team‑oriented nature. While there are sarcastic and dark‑humor moments, the dominant pattern is loyalty, persistence, and valuing comfort and care for others over glory or cunning, which fits Hufflepuff best.
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Your song
Burning Up (Fire) - BTS
A well‑suited song is Burning Up (Fire) by BTS, because it captures both their chaotic energy and their ride-or-die ARMY side. Their bio already flags this connection with “bts • vks • flamengo ♡,” and their timeline is full of intense stanning, like dreaming anxiously about ticket pre-sales: “fui dormir aqui no trabalho comecei a sonhar com a pre venda do santander do bts e acordei com ansiedade” and “tenho certeza que se eu nao conseguir esses ingressos vou morrer”. The song’s explosive, almost reckless vibe matches their dramatic, high-energy way of talking about life, from work stress “te falar q trabalhar c t.i eh ter os problemas mais estúpidos da face da terra” to commuting chaos “ai a querida avenida tancredo neves que todo dia alguem bate o carro 💖”. At the same time, the track’s underlying message of burning through struggle fits their mix of frustration and resilience—joking about wanting to “m [self-harm]” over weight and life stress “n consigo diminuir dos 80kg vou me m” yet still showing up excited for LoL, esports and their relationship. Overall, Fire reflects someone who feels everything at maximum volume—exhausted, loving, bitter, and hopeful—exactly like their timeline.
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