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Your Simpsons character
While Lisa is typically known for her intelligence, she frequently struggles with profound existential despair and the pressure to perform, much like the user’s self-critical outlook on their own habits. The user expresses a desperate need for validation and a sense of belonging in niche communities, mirroring Lisa’s constant search for identity, as seen when they tweet, “i have a genuine fear that i dotn actually cut styro and its just bloody cat scratches so i need to prove to myself that im good at cutting Ig”. Both individuals feel like outcasts within their own families; the user notes, “being the family fatass is Hard because nobody would believe me if i said i struggle w food”, reflecting Lisa's frequent feelings of being the misunderstood 'black sheep.' Ultimately, @nihilityriver’s blend of high-sensitivity, self-imposed standards, and vocalized internal struggle aligns with the more melancholic and 'sad-girl' archetypes often associated with Lisa Simpson in online subcultures.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user identifies as an Introvert (I), frequently mentioning their preference for solitary digital spaces and expressing social anxiety, such as when they note, “i keep getting impulses about telling my close online friends abt this acc.. i really shouldnt”. They exhibit Intuition (N) through their deep immersion in fandoms and abstract self-identity, explicitly self-labeling as an “einfp” in their intro. Their Feeling (F) trait is dominant, as their tweets are highly emotional and focused on personal struggles with mental health, such as feeling “suicidal as hell last night but im better now”. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits through their lack of organization and spontaneity, often tweeting about being “lazy” or putting off tasks like making an intro because their “adhd is kicking my ASS rn”.

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Digital artist and enthusiast of animated storytelling. Passionate about character design and deep-diving into lore. Always looking for a new perspective.– @nihilityriver

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This drink captures a complex 'minor' identity, mixing the 'bitter' reality of self-struggle with the 'sweet' escapism of fandoms like Hazbin Hotel. The pomegranate base provides a deep hue for a user who admits, “I love cutting I'm gonna marry this knife”, while the chili-vodka adds a sharp sting for someone who finds that “Meanspo triggers me so bad I love it”. The tonic reflects the social friction they experience when they've “caused some minor drama between my oomfs”, yet the silver glitter honors their 'yumejoshi' side and love for the “astral express”. Served ice-cold to match the feeling of being “chronically online,” it's a bold concoction for the 'burner of shedtwt' who is “attempting recovery for my normie bf” while navigating internal chaos.

Your Hogwarts House
The user exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, particularly in hiding their activities from their parents, such as when they noted, “she hasnmt come to me yet with a 'wtf is this?!' ... im Probably safe”. Their ambition is focused on personal milestones within their niche community, shown by their drive to “prove to myself that im good at cutting” and their pride in gaining “twice the amount of followers i had”. Furthermore, they demonstrate a cunning and protective nature regarding their digital identity, stating they shouldn't tell friends about the account “incase i need to disappear one day”. This calculated approach to their social presence and personal goals aligns with the traits of a Slytherin.

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The song Sharpener by Cavetown perfectly captures the user’s cycle of self-harm addiction and the isolation that comes with it. They frequently post about the compulsion to use tools, stating, “Once you get a good blade you start to understand why it's addicting” and even “I love cutting I'm gonna marry this knife”. Much like the song's themes of hiding scars from others, the user expresses intense anxiety about family members discovering their habit, tweeting, “i absolyutly think mom saw my sh bc my sleeves were rolled up im gonna kms”. Their content oscillates between a desire for recovery for loved ones and a deep-seated competitive urge to go deeper, exemplified by their goal to “prove to myself that im good at cutting”. This duality mirrors the song's exploration of being a 'sharpener' while simultaneously wishing to stop the pain.

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