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Your MBTI personality Type
They come off as more introverted than extroverted: they talk a lot about online hobbies and media rather than real-life social events, and even their self-reflection is solitary, like wondering about age and life with posts such as “I’m almost 20 wtf [picture]”, and joking about making a second account just to segment their interests in “I really want to make another account only for shitpost and less pokemon related things, maybe”. Their interests show clear Intuition: they’re drawn to theories, possibilities, and fictional what-ifs, e.g. inventing scenarios like “I need more Fnaf movies aus with crazy shenanigans and with insane plot lines, just bullshit for fun” and speculating about character psychology in “I want Vanessa to put some sense into a Michael and him having an eventual redemption arc… they need each other to heal”. Their tone is more Thinking than Feeling; they analyze and critique designs and mechanics in a blunt, detached way, such as “Man Terrakion looks so fucking bad, where did his color went… I would have given him a more rocky design and more details in its body” and nitpicking card/game mechanics in “Look at that fucking power creep, it’s insane”. They also deconstruct fandom drama logically, as in “It is literally just a redesign… it isn't clickbait, it's your fault for thinking the og va was back.”, prioritizing correctness over harmony. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their posts are spontaneous reactions, memes, and on-the-fly experiments like “Fuck it, running choice specs Meowscarada again” and embracing chaotic fun in “They’re gonna take the great ideas I’m too lazy to work on”, suggesting flexibility, improvisation, and low emphasis on rigid planning. Taken together—introverted online focus, abstract and theoretical interests, analytical bluntness, and spontaneous playfulness—INTP fits best.

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Competitive Pokémon enjoyer, FNAF movie theorist & chronic shitposter. Once got a Reddit team featured on a big account and haven’t shut up since.– @nihxzr

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This drink is sharp, colorful, and a little unhinged—perfect for someone whose comfort characters are, in their own words, “Literally all my comfort characters are unstable in a way”. Matcha-infused gin gives a focused, strategic kick, echoing all the competitive Pokémon brainrot like “Fuck it, running choice specs Meowscarada again”. Spicy mango liqueur captures their fiery one-liners and dramatic reactions such as “Why the fuck did Annihilape did not use Rage fist”. Blue curaçao nods to their love of weirdly colorful media worlds, from FNAF movie AUs in “I need more Fnaf movies aus with crazy shenanigans and with insane plot lines, just bullshit for fun” to cartoon discourse like “I'm the expert when it comes to Trolls the beat goes on”. Lychee soda adds a playful sweetness that fits their offhand, self-aware humor such as “I’m almost 20 wtf”. The smoked salt rim reflects the occasional salt and edge in takes like “Pizza shit nasty” and the slight menace in “Michael Afton Menace to society”, making this a bright yet chaotic sipper that feels like scrolling their timeline in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is full of analytical and theory-oriented thinking, especially around fandoms and games, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. For example, they break down narrative possibilities and character psychology in FNAF with takes like wanting “an eventual redemption arc” and analyzing Michael’s behavior and backstory in detail: “I want Vanessa to put some sense into a Michael and him having an eventual redemption arc, he’s probably just crazy because of his father, they need each other to heal” and “Robot Vanessa theory”. They’re also clearly engaged in the mechanics and meta of games, talking about power creep, card interactions, and competitive Pokémon sets in a way that shows enjoyment of systems and optimization, like “Look at that fucking power creep, it’s insane” and “Notice how you don’t need Gardevoir ex to evolve into Mega Gardevoir, straight from Kirlia 👀”. Their humor is also very referential and witty, seen in lines like “Soundproof mons be like” and “Explaining customization to an American: ok so imagine a burger”, which rely on clever comparisons and meta-jokes. While there’s some Slytherin-style snark and ambition in wanting their ideas not to be stolen, as in “They’re gonna take the great ideas I’m too lazy to work on”, the dominant throughline is intellectual playfulness, theorizing, and system-deep-diving, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it channels chaotic youth, dark humor, and a bit of unhinged energy. They joke about being almost 20 and clearly still in that liminal, messy stage of life (“I’m almost 20 wtf”). Their timeline is full of slightly deranged, dramatic comfort characters (“Literally all my comfort characters are unstable in a way”) and villain/menace archetypes (“Michael Afton Menace to society”), which matches the song’s rebellious, ‘everyone’s a problem child’ vibe. They frequently lean into edgy humor and exaggerated frustration (“This the shit that makes me lose after getting a win streak”, “No but why does the only Pokémon my team can't handle always keep appearing in ladder man I want to die”), echoing the song’s mix of angst and sarcasm. The blend of fandom obsession, chaotic posts, and self-aware complaining gives off exactly the kind of dramatic, slightly cynical energy that Teenagers embodies.

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