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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, funny, and always complaining about school while clearly being creative and smart underneath it all. They rant about classes just like Bart does, saying things like “I hate school school so dumb bru i hate studying let me glaze zanka in peace” and “2025 is not my fucking year bru”, which fits Bart’s dramatic, over-the-top negativity about responsibility. Their bio and privtwt vibe (“im not fat”) plus unfiltered posts like “My sister is so fucking ANNOYING ILL BREAK YOUR FUCKIMF PHONE IN YOUR FACE BITCH” feel very Bart: loud, reactive, and sibling-aggressive but in a comedic way. At the same time, they’re actually hardworking and creative, constantly drawing, editing, and asking for commissions, like in “IM SO INACTIVE HERE MAN SORRY GUYS IVE BEEN BLUEPERIODPILLED” and “Commission me guys please speed needs nitro or robux or something idk heres mt srt plsguyspllsss”. The mix of spammy capslock excitement (“YESYESYESYESYEYSYSSZZ”) and genuine passion for their interests is extremely Bart-coded: a loud, dramatic troublemaker with a big heart and lots of hobbies.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come off as socially active online but explicitly value privacy, calling their account “#privtwt” and worrying about who follows them, which leans slightly more Introvert than true attention-seeking Extrovert: for example, they say they might deactivate and start a new, more low‑key main account in “I SHOULD DEACTIVATE MY MAIN AND MAKE A NEW MAIN WHERE I DJNT REPOST AND IM JUST NONCHALANT LIKE THAT”, and ask selectively “Who want in dpriv”. Their interests are highly imaginative and media‑focused (anime, manga, OCs, blue period, Minecraft/Roblox, character obsession with Zanka and Orlix), and they talk in associative, fandom-heavy shorthand rather than concrete, practical topics, which aligns with Intuition over Sensing—e.g. their long interest list in “ok interests cuz i forgot to update it…” and their OC talk in “Hi guys this my sona. Bro only gas 1 eye ok? ITSREAL OK…”. Their emotional intensity, frequent swearing, and strong value judgments (“Iloev you koha everyone in this place loves you” in this tweet vs. “reisaneharu is so ass bro idont even fucking care that its incest its SO ass” in this tweet) point clearly to Feeling rather than detached, logical Thinking. They appear spontaneous, art‑block prone, and deadline‑averse, complaining “I hate school school so dumb bru i hate studying let me glaze zanka in peace” in this tweet and talking about forgetting to update or mis‑posting in “Oh that was supposed to be in my dpriv”, which fits Perceiving over structured Judging. Overall, combining introverted privacy, imaginative fandom/OC focus, emotionally charged reactions, and a go‑with‑the‑flow, slightly chaotic lifestyle points most strongly to INFP.

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Student artist + Blue Period enjoyer. Usually drawing Zanka instead of studying. Once forgot to censor a post and remembered I need commissions.– @nijouryu

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is chaotic, bright, and a little unhinged in honor of their timeline, with a sharp white rum base for the sudden mood swings like “My sister is so fucking ANNOYING ILL BREAK YOUR FUCKIMF PHONE IN YOUR FACE BITCH” and “2025 is not my fucking year bru”. The calamansi or lemon soda is bubbly and noisy, matching the capslock spam of “YESYESYESYESYEYSYSSZZ” and “YEYEYEYEYES”. Blue curaçao colors it like their Blue Period obsession from “He only thing that can compete with my coe addiction is blue period” and “IM SO INACTIVE HERE MAN SORRY GUYS IVE BEEN BLUEPERIODPILLED”. Soft lychee jelly or nata de coco chunks represent the squishy, affectionate side that gushes in “HBDHBDHBDHBDHVD ILOVE YOU” and their OC/sona love in “Hi guys this my sona. Bro only gas 1 eye ok?”. Finally, a pop rocks rim captures their hyper, privtwt energy from lines like “I WANT A FAT ZANKA” and the desperate commission grind in “Commission me guys please speed needs nitro or robux or something idk”, making the whole thing crackle like their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
They read as a loud, emotional, but fundamentally soft person whose main throughline is attachment to friends and comfort interests. Their repeated begging for commissions to get Robux or Nitro — “Commission me guys please speed needs nitro or robux or something idk heres mt srt plsguyspllsss” and “Guys my art pls commission me i need robux!” — is less about personal clout and more about small, cozy goals, which fits Hufflepuff’s down‑to‑earth, non-grandiose vibe. They’re also very bonded to their niche fandom circles and friends, e.g. “Me and my goat” and calling out oomfs and mutuals affectionately like “HBDHBDHBDHBDHVD ILOVE YOU”, showing strong loyalty. Even when they complain or snap (like “My sister is so fucking ANNOYING ILL BREAK YOUR FUCKIMF PHONE IN YOUR FACE BITCH”), it reads as reactive venting rather than cold calculation or grand ambition, which makes Slytherin and Gryffindor less fitting. On top of that, they keep grinding through school and art block—“I hate school school so dumb bru i hate studying let me glaze zanka in peace” and “I in very deep art block vro i hatecthjssss”—which shows the stubborn, hardworking, stick‑it‑out attitude characteristic of Hufflepuff more than the intellectual pride of Ravenclaw. Overall, their focus on friends, comfort media, and small but steady creative work points most strongly to Hufflepuff.

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A song that fits them well is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures the chaotic, emotional, and rebellious energy that runs through their timeline. They complain about school and just wanting to focus on their interests, like when they say “I hate school school so dumb bru i hate studying let me glaze zanka in peace”, which mirrors the song’s frustration with authority and expectations. Their feed swings between intense caps-locked excitement, as in “IM SHITTIMF MYSELF”, and burnout or art block, like “Nevermind guys as soon as school starts the next next day i get artblocked bro this shit fucking sucks”, reflecting the emotional volatility in the lyrics. The song’s theme of feeling alienated but defiantly yourself fits their loud, unapologetic tone and private-timeline vibe from the bio #privtwt im not fat and their constant joking, swearing, and fandom spirals. Overall, Teenagers captures both their frustration with their environment and their determination to stay fiercely themselves amid it all.

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