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Moe Szyslak, the perpetually down‑beat bartender, mirrors the user’s chronic depression and feelings of worthlessness, as seen in the tweet "im so fucking depressed dawg i wish it wasnt so hard to kill myself". He frequently expresses suicidal thoughts similar to the user’s "do i kms" tweet, highlighting a shared sense of hopelessness. Both characters describe themselves as socially isolated, with Moe often calling himself the most miserable person in Springfield, echoing the user’s claim "this feels wrong considering i am the most antisocial person you know". Their obsessions with body image and unhealthy eating habits are comparable, reflected in the user’s fasting posts like "fasting until xmas so i can eat my grandma's food without feeling like shit" and binge‑restrict cycles such as "binge/restrict cycle getting fucking ridiculous". Finally, Moe’s chronic laziness and aversion to exercise align with the user’s lament "i hate exercising im so lazy", underscoring a deep parallel in their self‑destructive lifestyles.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted traits, repeatedly describing themselves as “the most antisocial person you know” and “ngl i’m parasocial as hell,” indicating they draw energy from inner thoughts rather than social interaction. Their focus on concrete, sensory details—talking about fasting, counting calories, “only one apple and a cup of hot chocolate today,” and describing physical sensations—points to a Sensing preference. Emotional decision‑making dominates, with statements like “im so depressed dawg i wish it wasnt so hard to kill myself” and “i need a skinny malnourished twink,” showing they prioritize personal feelings over objective analysis. Their lifestyle is flexible and often unstructured, as seen in “stopped updating my accountability thread because i’m embarrassed” and “gonna fast for as long as i physically can i can’t stop crying,” reflecting a Perceiving attitude. Together these clues align best with an ISFP personality type.

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Ren (he/him), 5'7" K-pop fan & mental-health advocate. Surviving buldak OMAD & a Xmas-fast for grandma's cooking. #SelfCare #Fandom– @nikiversed

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Ren's Buldak Butterfly Fast is a cocktail that blends the sharp edge of fasting, the heat of buldak, and the fragile beauty of a butterfly, mirroring Ren’s turbulent timeline. The Soju base pays homage to the Korean pop culture that Ren constantly references, as in the tweet "i love yeonjun @yeonjun lets make out Sloppy style". A Buldak‑infused simple syrup adds the fiery kick echoed in "buldak omad because i hate myself". Butterfly pea flower tea provides a shimmering blue hue and a delicate floral note, reflecting the 🦋 emoji that appears throughout Ren’s posts and the wish for something light, as hinted by "my entire insta reels is full of buldak mukbangs". A splash of lime juice balanced with a sweet tea reduction captures the bittersweet swing between "fasting until xmas so i can eat my grandma's food without feeling like shit" and the yearning for a sweeter, healthier self.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive for personal transformation, repeatedly emphasizing ambitious weight‑loss goals such as 'i need to be a skinny malnourished twink the way some kpop boys are' and 'i need his build Right Now', which aligns with Slytherin’s ambition. They also demonstrate cunning resourcefulness by constantly searching for shortcuts, for example 'looking up tips on how to avoid loose skin' and 'how to lose weight no effort google search'. Their focus on self‑preservation and achieving a specific ideal is evident in statements like 'fasting until xmas so i can eat my grandma's food without feeling like shit' and 'getting a job soon holy shit locked in era #soon'. These traits of ambition, strategic planning, and a desire to outdo themselves fit the core values of Slytherin.

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The recurring themes of self‑harm, despair, and a feeling of being broken in @nikiversed's timeline echo the raw pain expressed in Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt" (famously covered by Johnny Cash). Their tweet "do i kms" and the line "im so depressed dawg i wish it wasnt so hard to kill myself" reflect the song's opening lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel." The constant battle with disordered eating—"binge/restrict cycle getting fucking ridiculous" and "lawful evil because i have to use my sisters scale whenever shes not home"—mirrors the lyric "the needle tears a hole" that conveys self‑inflicted damage. Their sense of isolation, as in "i hate cold weather i cant go on walks" and "i miss when it didnt feel wrong to eat food", aligns with the song's melancholy reflection on loneliness and emptiness. Overall, the stark honesty and vulnerability of "Hurt" capture the emotional landscape of this user.

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