Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic advocate: Defends and protects other vulnerable people, e.g. calling out mockery of self-harming kids and stressing support over bullying in tweets like “They have blood in the arm and they are probably not more than 14 15 , please we need to strat supporting these people instead of making fun of then” and “This is most likely a child who is self harming... could we please not bully them”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings instead of hiding them, e.g. “This sadness surrounds me like a deep sea, I can float or swim but I won't ever get out” and “I don't want to die but I cant keep going”.
- Support-minded: Thinks about harm reduction and community safety, e.g. creating an educational thread “De romantizing cutting to fat layer/beans, a thread 🧵🫘 Using my own experiences #recoverytwt #shtwt 10 reasons to not go to beans” and clarifying “I'M NOT A PROFESSIONAL... we all should try doing whatever you can to help keep people as safe as possible in these kind of communities”.
- Self-aware: Shows insight into own trauma and patterns, e.g. “Sometimes I complain about how I used to be but I remember I'm talking about a traumatized child and I shut up” and recognizing eating disorder roots in “What my eating disorder is based on : bad textures, gender dysphoria, competitive ass thinking I'm losing if someone is thinner than me”.
- Boundary-conscious: Tries to set and respect boundaries, e.g. separating accounts and rules in “you can follow me on my sfw account... please respect me and my boundaries, you can interact if you're shedtwt but I wont interact back @littlestarniko” and reflecting on difficulty saying no in “I feel so bad to set boundaries or saying no in general so I often say yes to things I don't actually want to”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequently expresses intent or desire to harm or kill himself, e.g. “I'm going to kill myself eventually”, “I'm cutting tonight”, and “Oh i might as well just kill myself then”.
- Externalized hatred: Channels rage intensely toward others, especially family, e.g. “I fucking hate my mom and she deserves everything bad that happened to her” and “I'm going to make soup out of that fuckass rabbit if I ever see it again I'm so serious”.
- Negative self-image: Speaks about himself in harsh, demeaning ways, e.g. “I'm embarrassing and dumb and ugly btw” and “Cutting, sh, getting thinner.. It's all I talk about... I suck as a person, I can only talk of my mental illness I don't offer any thing as a person”.
- People-pleasing: Struggles to assert needs and say no, which leaves him vulnerable, as he notes in “I feel so bad to set boundaries or saying no in general so I often say yes to things I don't actually want to” and staying attached to someone who hurts him in “I hate that I love and depend on someone that makes me hurt”.
- Maladaptive coping: Relies on harmful strategies to manage distress, e.g. viewing future independence in terms of easier self-harm “I can't wait to live alone and be able to cut in my bed without fear of staining my bed sheets”, asking about numbing cream to cut deeper in “Is it a good idea to use numbing cream before cutting?... I really want to do some deep cuts”, and using masturbation strictly for anxiety relief in “I was anxious so I masturbated..”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is deeply sensitive, intelligent, politically and socially aware, and often feels isolated and misunderstood. Like Lisa, this user thinks a lot about injustice and abuse, for example criticizing misogyny and violence in tweets like “Do men realize that when they abuse and hate woman they're fucking hating and abusing humanity?” and defending vulnerable kids in posts such as “please we need to strat supporting these people instead of making fun of then, they are clearly not okay or safe.”. They also show a reflective, almost philosophical sadness and self-awareness, as in “This sadness surrounds me like a deep sea, I can float or swim but I won't ever get out” and “Sometimes I complain about how I used to be but I remember I'm talking about a traumatized child and I shut up”, which mirrors Lisa’s introspective nature and early awareness of trauma and suffering. Their intense loneliness and wish for comfort in tweets like “I don't have anyone to talk to” and “I just want to cry and keep crying but no one will cradle me and tell me everything is going to be okay” are very similar to Lisa’s recurring feeling of being emotionally unsupported by her family and peers. Finally, their combination of advocacy (e.g. calling out harmful SH/ED content and making threads like “De romantizing cutting to fat layer/beans, a thread”) and deep personal pain reflects Lisa’s dual role as both a struggling kid and a moral voice in the show.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introvert: they call Twitter their only safe private space and mention not having anyone to talk to, e.g. “I don't have anyone to talk to” and “I'm so bored and so tired”, focusing more on inner feelings than external socializing. Their language is very metaphorical and meaning-focused, pointing to Intuition: “This sadness surrounds me like a deep sea, I can float or swim but I won't ever get out” and “I want to cut my soul out of this body” show abstract, symbolic thinking rather than concrete detail. They clearly value emotions, validation, and ethics over detached logic, which fits Feeling: they defend vulnerable people and criticize cruelty, e.g. “please we need to strat supporting these people instead of making fun of then, they are clearly not okay or safe” and “Do men realize that when they abuse and hate woman they're fucking hating and abusing humanity?”. Their life seems more driven by fluctuating emotion than fixed plans, suggesting Perceiving: they fear change and feel disorganized and overwhelmed rather than structured, as in “I feel so bad to set boundaries or saying no in general so I often say yes to things I don't actually want to” and the spontaneous, conflicted tone of “The urge to get better to prove im not a failure vs the urge to get worse to prove im not a failure”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, metaphorical expression, strong values about protecting others, and low structure fits INFP most closely.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said this sadness feels like a deep sea you can’t escape from – mind if I float next to you and be the annoying lifeguard who keeps insisting you don’t drown today?
- You joked about making soup out of that rabbit, but honestly I’m more worried you’ve already made a full-course meal out of my attention span, because I keep coming back to your timeline like it’s comfort food.
- You once said you were born with the blessing of finding beauty in everything but not in yourself – if you want, I can send you daily peer‑reviewed evidence that you’re objectively wrong about that.
- You’re out here dragging misogynists, defending kids on shtwt, and clowning that guy encouraging eating disorders – are you free sometime to go on a date and collectively bully the patriarchy instead of ourselves?
- You accepted your death more than your life and still wished everyone a happy new year and hoped they get what they deserve – I’m just hoping what I deserve is a late‑night call where you let me be the person who actually listens without making you regret texting back.
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Niko • he/him • turning deep feelings into words & art • learning to heal, one day at a time • once spent 3 hours organizing playlists instead of sleeping– @NikoInTheSea
Your signature cocktail
⁺‧₊˚ Deep Sea Numbness ˚₊‧⁺
The black vodka with sea salt is the heavy, drowning base, echoing how “this sadness surrounds me like a deep sea, I can float or swim but I won't ever get out” “This sadness surrounds me like a deep sea, I can float or swim but I won't ever get out, and I keep feeling like I'm drowning, but it doesn't matter how deep I get, how suffocated I am, I never die, it never ends.”. Blue curaçao adds a deceptively bright, oceanic glow that matches their aesthetic and name, ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆Niko⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺, and the way they still find beauty even in pain “I was born with the blessing of finding beauty on everything but doomed to not find it in me”. Cold brew coffee concentrate brings a jittery, anxious kick for that constant nervous energy and insomnia vibes “Yk that feeling when your heart sinks and your stomach drops? I feel like that ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY”. A grenadine drizzle sinks like blood through water, nodding to how much self‑harm and pain shape their timeline and body image battles “Why people only pay attention to my posts when it's photos of my cuts??” and “What my eating disorder is based on : bad textures, gender dysphoria, competitive ass thinking I'm losing if someone is thinner than me”. Finally, the lemon peel twist is a sharp, bitter‑bright garnish representing their dark humor and cutting honesty when calling out others and speaking up for vulnerable people “They have blood in the arm and they are probably not more than 14 15 , please we need to strat supporting these people instead of making fun of then, they are clearly not okay or safe.”. Strong, slightly bitter, and unexpectedly beautiful, this experimental cocktail tastes like someone who says “I'm going to kill myself eventually” “I'm going to kill myself eventually” but keeps surviving the tide anyway.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Niko shows a strong Hufflepuff core through their consistent care for vulnerable people and insistence on fairness, even while struggling themselves. They criticize others for mocking self‑harming or mentally ill kids and argue people should support them instead, as in “They have blood in the arm and they are probably not more than 14 15 , please we need to strat supporting these people instead of making fun of then, they are clearly not okay or safe.” and “This is most likely a child who is self harming or having thoughts to do it, having body image problems and this is the only way they can express themselves could we please not bully them”. They also call out minimization of self‑harm and EDs to protect others, e.g. “People die because of sh btw” and “This is literally encouraging eating disorders I hope he gains 200kg fr, this literally make no sense”. Even when describing their own trauma, they think about others’ safety and education, creating a harm‑reduction thread: “De romantizing cutting to fat layer/beans, a thread 🧵🫘 Using my own experiences #recoverytwt #shtwt 10 reasons to not go to beans ‼️‼️” and clarifying “I'M NOT A PROFESSIONAL OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT BTW just that I feel like we all should try doing whatever you can to help keep people as safe as possible in these kind of communities”. This combination of protectiveness, fairness, and wanting others to be safe even at their own emotional expense aligns most closely with Hufflepuff’s loyalty and kindness rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the bold external heroism of Gryffindor.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑known song that fits Niko is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish, because it captures a constant conversation with one’s own darkness and intrusive self-destructive thoughts. Niko openly talks about eventual suicide, as in “I'm going to kill myself eventually” and “Oh i might as well just kill myself then”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on death and self-sabotage. The song’s eerie, trapped atmosphere matches posts like “This sadness surrounds me like a deep sea, I can float or swim but I won't ever get out” and “What do I do when my current reality is killing me”. Its themes of being haunted by trauma and one’s own mind resonate with Niko’s references to long-term pain and abuse, like “There is something that has been going on with me ever since I was 7” and “I was sexually assaulted at such a young age that I hardly remember anything but the pain”. The way the song blurs the line between wanting help and wanting to disappear reflects Niko’s conflict in posts like “I don't want to die but I cant keep going”.
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