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Your Simpsons character
Nik matches Lisa Simpson through their shared identity as a gifted but deeply disillusioned musician who often feels intellectually isolated. Like Lisa, Nik is hyper-focused on their craft—studying music theory and preparing for a conservatory—yet struggles with the existential dread of being “pathetic” or “unlistened to.” Their self-described “weapon of mass consumption” bio mirrors Lisa’s cynical outlook on society, especially when Nik critiques the “average American experience.” Both characters share a complex relationship with perfectionism and a desire to be “a functioning member of society” despite their internal turmoil. This blend of high-brow artistic ambition and teenage melancholy perfectly encapsulates the Lisa Simpson archetype.

Your MBTI personality Type
Nik demonstrates a strong Introverted (I) preference, frequently tweeting about “rotting” and spending time alone or “unconscious,” while expressing a desire to “not be perceived.” Their Intuitive (N) and Feeling (F) traits appear in their deep, abstract preoccupation with “power imbalances,” self-loathing, and the emotional weight of their trauma. As a Perceiving (P) type, they struggle with structure, admitting they “refuse to measure” things and live a lifestyle they describe as “bum land” where they “just sit around all day.” Overall, their tweets reveal a person highly focused on internal emotional states and a spontaneous, albeit often distressed, way of life.

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17yo musician & conservatory hopeful. Passionate about music theory and walkable cities. Once vomited into a paint cup—now focusing on much better consumption.– @nikstarve

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the chaotic 'post-grad bum land' energy of a 17-year-old musician who is "literally high for the 6th time today". The base is a mix of "drinking Riesling" and high-proof spirits to reflect the 'unprecedented levels of do nothing' lifestyle. It is intentionally "weird and powdery" because, like their gym routine, we refuse to measure the ratios. The bitter notes represent the "obscene how quickly your self loathing catches up to you" mood, served with an unserious garnish because their "only clean underwear I have are pikachu briefs". It's a strong, experimental mess that perfectly mirrors a week spent "rotting and being high" before music theory practice.

Your Hogwarts House
Nik exhibits a strong focus on self-preservation and resourcefulness, often prioritizing his own comfort and physical state above social expectations. He demonstrates a certain cunning in how he navigates relationships and his own image, admitting “I’m going out for lunch with this girl from highschool in like an hour and a half and I don’t even want to go” and showing a sharp, ambitious desire to be perceived in a specific way, even when it causes internal conflict. His self-described bio as a “weapon of mass consumption” and his focus on physical goals, such as his “leg day w abs”, reflect the house's characteristic drive for self-perfection and control. Furthermore, his blunt honesty about his social interactions and his disdain for others' perceived weaknesses—seen when he tweets “I hate having fat fucking friends”—aligns with the more exclusionary and elitist tendencies historically associated with Slytherin house.

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This song perfectly encapsulates nik’s struggle with body image and the self-destructive pursuit of being 'small,' as seen when he says, “I so clearly desire to be small and to take up less space”. The lyrics mirror his constant calorie counting and the internal battle of eating, which he documents through posts like “I’m not eating anything else today bc I wasn’t expecting to have lunch be so high cal”. Furthermore, the song’s themes of insecurity and self-loathing resonate with his admission that “it’s obscene how quickly your self loathing catches up to you”. Ultimately, nik’s routine of restriction and regret, exemplified by his “unemployment breakfast” and mentions of purging, reflects the tragic pressure to be 'perfect' that the song describes.

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