nilmoretto
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Courageous: She repeatedly calls out authoritarianism and 'golpismo' publicly — for instance, 'Bandidagem mesmo. Golpismo puro e simples.' shows she speaks fearlessly against powerful narratives.
- Empathetic: She grounds her politics in personal loss: 'Perdi amigos, gente do meu círculo bem próximo. Morreram de covid.' which signals deep compassion underlying her activism.
- Witty: Her humor surfaces in cultural riffs like 'Tem que fazer outro remake de Vale Tudo. Nome: "Vale Esse"' and in light reactions 'Rsrsrs eu nao vou falar é nada', making her commentary entertaining as well as incisive.
- Media-Savvy: She shares and critiques news, links to reputable outlets (e.g., NPR, The Guardian) and dissects media narratives — 'Jornalistas só vão poder reportar o que o Pentágono autorizar.' demonstrates media literacy.
- Resilient: When targeted by manipulative montages she publicly clarifies: 'Aparentemente, algum pilantra fez uma montagem bem tosca... estou aqui esclarecendo', showing she endures attacks and persists.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational: Her blunt public takedowns like 'Bandidagem mesmo. Golpismo puro e simples.' can escalate conflict and close off dialogue with opponents.
- Emotionally Exposed: She shares painful personal material ('Perdi amigos... Morreram de covid.') which can make her vulnerable to public backlash and harassment.
- Impatient: Frequent exasperated reactions — 'Aff Que q ta rolando aqui' and 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Que gente toscaaaa' — suggest low tolerance for nonsense, sometimes at the cost of composure.
- Targeted: Because she is outspoken and corrects fakes ('algum pilantra fez uma montagem bem tosca'), she attracts coordinated attacks and smear attempts that drain energy.
- Publicly Reactive: She often replies in-the-moment (e.g., 'eu ainda respondo maluco nessa internet, pelo amor de Deus, nunca aprendo hahahahah') which can amplify online toxicity and keep her on a stressful cycle.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best Simpsons match: principled, politically aware, sarcastic at times, and often the lone voice of conscience in a chaotic town. Nil's blend of civic critique, cultural references, and occasional exasperated humor — e.g., calling out misinformation and 'idiocracia' — parallels Lisa's role as the show's ethical center and intellectual conscience.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
Nil best fits ENFJ: extroverted and people-focused (she publicly rallies and engages followers, e.g., 'Learn from Brazil, gringaiada' and 'Estou num uber ouvindo Jovem Pan. Cara.'), intuitive about social dynamics and systemic threats (she sees and names patterns: 'É por isso que o revisionismo histórico anda de mãozinha dada com essa galera...'), feeling-driven in decisions (she grounds policy in human loss: 'Perdi amigos... Morreram de covid.'), and organized toward causes (consistent campaigning, clarifications, and sharing news links like NPR and The Guardian demonstrate structure and leadership). Her communication style combines emotional appeals with strategic public-facing moves, classic ENFJ territory.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I were Madalosso I'd save you the last polenta — because 'O restaurante Madalosso era um dos meus favoritos' and I want to win your taste buds (and your heart).
- Call me a remake: 'Tem que fazer outro remake de Vale Tudo. Nome: "Vale Esse"' — because I'd reboot your day and call it 'Vale Você'.
- Are you a fact-checker? Because whenever you speak the truth, my heart stops believing the lies — just like when you cleared up that 'montagem bem tosca'.
- I'll be your Uber playlist: next time you hear 'Jovem Pan' in the car, I'll be there to press play on better company and better conversation.
- If fighting for democracy is a sport, consider me your teammate — I bring snacks, jokes, and moral backup when you tweet 'No fascismo...' and need someone by your side.
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Brazilian journalist/communicator + civic voice • Fighting disinfo & defending democracy • Pop-culture nerd (yes, I love Vale Tudo and Madalosso polenta) • Based between Brasil & Canada • [email protected]– @nilmoretto
Your signature cocktail
Vale Esse Spritz
The 'Vale Esse Spritz' blends Brazilian soul (cachaça, maracujá) with a zesty, outspoken kick — just like Nil mixes local culture and sharp commentary ('Tem que fazer outro remake de Vale Tudo. Nome: "Vale Esse"'). The playful fried polenta garnish winks at her Madalosso nostalgia ('polentinha frita, sensacional!'), while the effervescence matches her lively, laugh-lined tweets ('Rsrsrs', 'Hahaahhaahha').
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Nil fits Gryffindor because she repeatedly demonstrates moral bravery and a willingness to stand up to power, not merely analyze it. She openly denounces authoritarian threats — 'Bandidagem mesmo. Golpismo puro e simples.' — and celebrates democratic accountability: 'Ces tem noçao de que NUNCA... tinha rolado punição pra golpista neste país?... É um dia histórico de verdade.' Those are acts of courage and conviction more than quiet scholarship, so Gryffindor's emphasis on daring and standing up for others describes her public persona well.
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Get Up, Stand Up - Bob Marley & The Wailers
This anthem of resistance fits Nil's voice perfectly: she urges vigilance and action against authoritarianism ('No fascismo, o povo tem medo dos políticos. Na democracia, sao os políticos que precisam temer o povo.') and mourns lives lost while still calling for collective struggle — the song's insistence on standing up for rights mirrors her public calls to defend democracy and hold leaders accountable.
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