Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently makes playful sexual/chaotic jokes, like twisting choreography or concepts into innuendos and writing punchlines such as calling Sana’s support “um apoio... alternativo” in “Quando a gente tropeça, vai com a mão no chão, né? Mas a Sana decidiu inovar e encontrou um apoio... alternativo. Sorte dela que a Momo estava lá pra dar todo o suporte”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong warmth and emotional attachment to idols and friends, e.g. “minha preciosidade nesse mundinho todinho... te amo mais que tudo, minha naynay 🥺” and “Hoje é o dia desse baby de 28 aninhos com carinha de bebê. Te amo muitão, Jeong!”.
- Creative: Enjoys designing packs, headers and edits, and even changes profile concepts around comebacks, as in “eu criei uma rant, mas agora decidi que não vai ser mais rant, vou postar os meus edits e fix lá💃🏻” and “Hi moots mudei a pack, me rendi a winter rita lee capetinha 💃🏻”.
- Loyal: Defends and celebrates her faves consistently, from Chase Atlantic to aespa and Twice, and even rallies followers to protect herself when attacked, like “Moots lindinhos peço que me ajudem a derrubar essa conta que vem me atacando sem motivos...”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges her own patterns and flaws with honesty and humor, e.g. “só acho engraçado que tudo que eu faço depois eu mesma coloco defeito” and reflecting on relationship patterns in “vou ficar um tempinho sem falar com ela, assim eu não dou conta veyr...”.
Weaknesses:
- SexualizedHumor: Relies heavily on explicit sexual jokes that can be off-putting or misunderstood, such as comments about butts, “ppkão,” and lines like “o foda é que a bunda é grande e o peito dela cabe na minha mão”.
- ImpulsivePosting: Tends to vent or react strongly in the moment, like organizing mass reports after personal conflict in “me ajudem a derrubar essa conta que vem me atacando sem motivos...” and intense rants about companies changing choreography in “Alguém precisa avisar as empresas que dar poder a esses malucos é um convite para mudar tudo a cada mimimi...”.
- SelfCriticism: Frequently puts her own work and decisions down, which can undermine confidence, as seen in “só acho engraçado que tudo que eu faço depois eu mesma coloco defeito” and hesitating to finish her pack despite effort in “queria inspiração pra terminar a minha pack, tô já faz uns 5 dias só no fix...”.
- EmotionalVolatility: Shows big emotional swings in relationships and fandom, like struggling to distance herself in “vou ficar um tempinho sem falar com ela, assim eu não dou conta veyr” and feeling overwhelmed or excluded by timelines and interests in “todo mundo aqui gosta de fórmula 1, futebol, anime e outras nerdices, me sinto excluída”.
- BoundaryBlur: Often mixes intense sexual/romantic fantasies with real people and parasocial attachments (idols and moots), such as “pensando seriamente em me autoconvidar pra dormir com ela... braços ao redor da cintura e todos os meus medos evaporariam” and submissive fantasies like “eu só queria uma coleira e ela me levando pra passear”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, smart, a bit dramatic, and very online/artist-coded. Like Lisa obsessing over her favorite bands or causes, they hyperfixate on niche interests and music, especially K‑pop and Chase Atlantic, as seen in “aqui na casa do caralho não se fala em outra coisa, Chase atlantic kingos fez a FAVELA hitar” and “Hi moots mudei a pack, me rendi a winter rita lee capetinha 💃🏻”. They overthink relationships and feelings in a very Lisa way, e.g. “Como eu posso explicar sem parecer uma idiota que eu não quero namorar, mas eu quero ela?” and “Superar a ex em dois meses é muito rápido?”. There’s also a self-aware, slightly neurotic side about how others perceive them, like “eu ativo as notificações, mas fico com medo de interagir em todos os tweets e as pessoas me taxarem de maluca”. Finally, they show creative, rant/essay energy and a strong sense of justice about fandom issues, such as “Alguém precisa avisar as empresas que dar poder a esses malucos é um convite para mudar tudo a cada mimimi.”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to comment on social dynamics and stand her ground.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about social interactions, dates, parties, neighbors and moots, and openly seek engagement, like when they post about being nervous to care for a baby calling them "titia cici" and when they say they’re thinking of self-inviting to sleep with someone. Their style is very outward, performative, and highly verbal, which fits E more than a reserved I. They are clearly iNtuitive rather than Sensing: they spin situations into metaphors, jokes, hyperbole and imagined scenarios (e.g., dreaming about alternate universes with evil duplicatas and katana attacks, or calling Karina a legendary "skin" and turning idols into narrative characters), focusing on implications and vibes rather than plain facts. They are strongly Feeling: their tweets are driven by affection, attraction, irritation, admiration, and emotional reactions to idols, friends and music, and they often dramatize love/sex tension and hurt feelings instead of making detached logical analyses. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they are chaotic, spontaneous, and playful, frequently procrastinating (stuck on their "pack" and edits for days, considering changing themes impulsively), making last-minute decisions, and changing their mind (turning a rant into an edit thread) rather than showcasing structured planning or rigid order—an ENFP-style messy enthusiasm rather than a J’s need for closure.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Chase Atlantic can make the FAVELA shake at 1 a.m., imagine what we could do to your neighbors’ sleep schedule with Favela on repeat and you explaining to me, very calmly, what a webdom is while I pretend I didn’t just learn it from your tweets.
- You keep saying Winter is a twink serving cunt and Karina was born with a legendary skin… be honest: are you sure you don’t need one more NPC in that aespa cinematic universe, starring me as the clueless gay who only learned what ‘gp’ and ‘webdom’ mean after following you?
- You said you don’t want to date, you just want *her* — so let me apply for the ‘her’ position: I listen to Chase Atlantic, spam Paramore on Spotify, will hype your new pack like it’s a TWICE comeback, and I promise to always say ‘a Ceci quer falar’ when the world’s too loud.
- Since you dreamed about Winter’s creepy little laugh chasing you and your mom’s evil doppelganger with a katana, I volunteer as your horror-special Halloween episode: we watch Pretty Little Liars together, you hide in my arms during the jumpscares, and the only plot twist is me kissing you before midnight so your Cinderella dates stop ending early.
- You said the worst part is that her ass is big and her boobs fit in your hand… statistically speaking, someone who loves MISAMO red flags, Sana’s ‘hand on the ppkão’ moment, and ‘mulheres que jogam joguinhos de tiro’ has a type — I don’t know if I fit it, but I’m absolutely willing to be empirically tested.
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Ceci | K‑pop & anime enthusiast, Chase Atlantic on loop. Once misread ‘gp’ as ‘garotos de programa’ and never recovered. RTs = chaos, edits = therapy.– @ningphilim
Your signature cocktail
Favela Twink Energy
This cocktail is built on cachaça with pink peppercorns for the loud, unapologetic Brazilian chaos of blasting Chase Atlantic’s “FAVELA FAVELA” for the neighbors and the constant horny clowning over idols. Guava juice brings a sweet, soft core that matches their emotional side when they say things like “Ela faz eu me sentir especial… me derreti todinha”, showing there’s a romantic under all the sarcasm. Sparkling sake nods to their obsession with K‑pop and Japanese idols, from “O que a Giselle e a Momo têm em comum?... duas grandes japonesas gostosas” to the endless aespa/TWICE thirsting. A dash of chili tincture represents the unfiltered, sometimes biting humor of lines like “bem que dizem né que a primeira fase é a negação, vão ter que aceitar que a Giselle é a mas hétero de tds kkkkkk” and all the lesbian chaos. Finally, the cotton candy foam on top mirrors the cute, hyper-stylized packs and headers—like changing to “winter rita lee capetinha” in “Hi moots mudei a pack, me rendi a winter rita lee capetinha 💃🏻”—proving that under the deadly twink energy, everything is still wrapped in something pink, pretty, and dramatic.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The clearest throughline in this account is a strong sense of self‑preservation, sharpness, and strategic social behavior, all very Slytherin-coded. They openly admit to doing things just to avoid social backlash rather than out of genuine desire, as in “faço só pra não me taxarem de chata, porque vontade mesmo é dizer na cara que tô fazendo contra minha vontade”, which shows calculating, image-aware pragmatism. When harassed, they don’t respond with martyrdom but with aggressive boundary-setting and mobilizing others on their behalf: “Moots lindinhos peço que me ajudem a derrubar essa conta que vem me atacando sem motivos só pq recusei comer esse culo velho dela”, a very resourceful, ‘use the network to win’ move. There’s also a recurring focus on desire, power dynamics, and domination fantasies—e.g. “eu só queria uma coleira e ela me levando pra passear” and “se eu não fosse tão fodida, acho que eu ia te foder o tempo todo”—which fits Slytherin’s sensual, intensity‑seeking side more than any other house. Even in fandom discourse they frame things in terms of control and resistance to pressure, as in “as empresas... têm que parar de ceder a essas exigências absurdas!”, again highlighting a preoccupation with power, who holds it, and who shouldn’t bend. While they are witty and creative, the dominant pattern is cunning, self-protective, and power-aware behavior—quintessential Slytherin rather than Gryffindor bravado, Hufflepuff warmth, or Ravenclaw detachment.
Your movie
Your song
girls - chase atlantic
The best fit for @ningphilim is “girls” by Chase Atlantic, blending their horny, chaotic gay energy with the band they’re obsessed with. They constantly hype Chase Atlantic and especially FAVELA, writing things like “old que tô ouvindo a melhor música dos kingos Chase Atlantic. Algum divo se atreve a adivinhar qual?” and “aqui na casa do caralho não se fala em outra coisa, Chase atlantic kingos fez a FAVELA hitar”. Their tweets are full of intense attraction to women and idols — for example “doces ou travessuras? E eu que posso servir nos dois, e ainda com o bônus da gostosura” and “Como eu posso explicar sem parecer uma idiota que eu não quero namorar, mas eu quero ela?” — which fits the song’s sensual, messy-romantic vibe. They’re dramatic, a bit self-destructive, and very self-aware about their feelings, as seen in “ela faz algo estranho no meu coração, não gosto dessa sensação, é basicamente o lembrete de que eu tô muito fudida”. All of this lines up well with the emotional chaos and desire running through “girls”, making it feel like a soundtrack to their timeline.
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