Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep emotional investment in São Paulo FC and celebrates intensely, e.g. “DE VIRADA KRL PQP TO EMOCIONADO” and the club anniversary post “mesmo passando por esse momento difícil… 96 ANOS PRO MAIOR DO BRASIL PRR”.
- Media enthusiast: Demonstrates strong love for films and anime, aiming to watch many: “vou assistir a maior quantidade de filmes de anime do mundo” and praising Night Is Short, Walk On Girl and Love Letter in “foram experiências MUITO boas”.
- Expressive communicator: Uses vivid language and capslock to convey feelings clearly, e.g. “TE AMO TE AMO ASA” and “ELE É MUITO BOM DO INÍCIO AO FIM N TEM COMO NÃO GOSTAR DELE”.
- Thoughtful critic: Gives structured character and story opinions in Jujutsu tweets like “personagem mais bem escrito de jujutsu, gosto muito” and “melhor personagem de jujutsu, foi fiel no que ele era do início ao fim e cumpriu seu papel narrativo perfeitamente”.
- Affectionate friend: Openly shows affection and closeness to people, e.g. “graças a deus é minha🙏”, “a giselle postando frieren AI eu amo ela pqp”, and the playful points game “Quantos pontos vc tem comigo?”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses insults and strong wording for others, e.g. calling a character “verme da pior espécie” and saying “o fandom de jujutsu é o mais burro e iletrado de todos”.
- Pessimistic fan: Often expects the worst from his team, e.g. “pqp vamo tomar goleada” and “pelo amor de deus a gnt vai levar goleada histórica”.
- Overgeneralizing bias: Makes sweeping statements about groups or traits, such as “não vai pq eu tenho desconfiança natural contra loiras” and broad fandom criticism in “o fandom de jujutsu é o mais burro e iletrado de todos”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets very emotionally in the moment and later regrets or asks to erase, like “NING APAGA PFVR” and multiple rapid mood swings during matches (from “pqp vamo tomar goleada” to celebratory capslock).
- Negatively blunt: Can be very direct in dismissing characters or people, e.g. “odeio, carisma de uma porta” and “nunca me conquistou de jeito nenhum n gosto”, which may come off as unnecessarily cutting.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: loud, excitable, emotional about sports, and always joking around while still being genuinely passionate about their interests. Their chaotic live reactions to football, like “DE VIRADA KRL PQP TO EMOCIONADO” and “pelo amor de deus a gnt vai levar goleada histórica”, echo Bart’s dramatic, impulsive energy when he’s invested in something. The way they hyperfixate on Alien and anime movies, saying things like “vou assistir a maior quantidade de filmes de anime do mundo, ninguém vai ver tantos quanto eu” and “se alguém algum dia parar pra me escutar falar sobre a franquia alien eu me caso com essa pessoa”, is very Bart-like: obsessive in a fun, over-the-top way. They also use irreverent humor and light trolling, such as “o fandom de jujutsu é o mais burro e iletrado de todos” and “não vai pq eu tenho desconfiança natural contra loiras”, which fits Bart’s snarky, provocative side. At the same time, their heartfelt loyalty to São Paulo FC in “mesmo passando por esse momento difícil, n me vejo nunca torcendo pra outro clube além de vc. te amo e jamais vou te abandonar” shows an underlying emotional core, just like Bart’s hidden softness beneath the prankster exterior.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extroverted than introverted: their timeline is highly expressive, social, and interactive, constantly reacting to games, friends and fandom; for instance, they hype up others with posts like “TE AMO TE AMO ASA” and engage a lot with quoted tweets and DMs, plus they joke about parasocial dynamics in “a pessoa sonha cmg… EU TÔ CHORANDO DE RIR”. They lean Intuitive over Sensing: while they love concrete media (football, anime, Alien), their commentary tends to be about impressions, symbolism, and narratives rather than factual breakdowns, e.g. calling Ramanujan “bizarro” in a reverent, conceptual way in “ramanujam era bizarro”, and obsessing over the franchise as a whole in “se alguém algum dia parar pra me escutar falar sobre a franquia alien eu me caso com essa pessoa”. Their voice is strongly Feeling-oriented: their judgments center on emotional reactions and attachment rather than detached logic, as seen in their love for characters and teams (“TE AMO TE AMO TE AMO TE AMO TANTO CENI”, “mesmo passando por esse momento difícil… te amo e jamais vou te abandonar”), and they describe characters in value-laden terms like “verme da pior espécie” or “puro suco do carisma” rather than analytic categories. Finally, they appear distinctly Perceiving rather than Judging: they watch films on impulse (“vi 2 filmes hoje pqp acordei inspirado”), set playful, over-the-top goals like “vou assistir a maior quantidade de filmes de anime do mundo, ninguém vai ver tantos quanto eu”, and their feed is spontaneous, reactive, and in-the-moment (live-tweeting games with bursts like “DE VIRADA KRL PQP TO EMOCIONADO”) rather than structured or planned. Taken together—expressive social energy, imaginative media obsession, emotion-centered evaluations, and a loose, impulsive lifestyle—the profile fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said if someone lets you rant about the Alien franchise you’d marry them — so when do we schedule our first xenomorph-themed date? I promise I’ll listen like you’re explaining the entire history of the Morumbi scoreboard.
- You’re out here saying you’ll watch ‘the greatest amount of anime movies in the world’ and I’m just thinking… can I be the post-movie debrief buddy who stalks your Letterboxd instead of you doing all the stalking?
- The way you tweeted that Alien marked your childhood and then called the protomorph baby ‘q fofo’… I think your true type is ‘monstro estranho mas adorável’. Lucky for me, I’m at least half of that.
- Your Jujutsu Kaisen takes are so organized you basically did a full character census—how about we balance all that critique with one undeniably good pairing: you, me, and a double feature of Paprika + Night Is Short, Walk On Girl?
- You said if someone listened to you talk about Alien you’d marry them, and that São Paulo is ‘o maior do Brasil’ even nos tempos difíceis. I don’t know what’s stronger: your love for xenomorfos, Ceni and Arrascaeta tears, or how fast I’d say ‘te amo’ back if we watched a game together.
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Film & anime addict, Alien franchise evangelist, São Paulo FC sufferer. Once went to church just for cotton candy, now I go to the cinema instead.– @ninguiselle
Your signature cocktail
Xenomorph Multistan Fizz
This cocktail channels Gui’s intense, explosive energy as a São Paulo fan and anime nerd with a base of smoky mezcal for that dramatic, chaotic matchday rage and passion you scream in tweets like “DE VIRADA KRL PQP TO EMOCIONADO”. Midori adds a bright, playful otaku sweetness, reflecting the joy of posts like “night is short, walk on girl é um filmaço vtmnc adorei” and your vow to “vou assistir a maior quantidade de filmes de anime do mundo, ninguém vai ver tantos quanto eu”. A shot of cold brew coffee represents your analytical, slightly obsessive side when you break down Jujutsu Kaisen characters in depth, like calling someone the “personagem mais bem escrito de jujutsu” in this tweet. The yuzu soda keeps it fizzy and weird—an experimental kick that matches how you treat cinema as an adventure, from “love letter e night is short, walk on girl foram experiências MUITO boas” to suddenly binge-watching two films because you “acordei inspirado”. Finally, the black lava salt rim is a direct nod to your Alien obsession, dark and otherworldly like the xenomorph love in “se alguém algum dia parar pra me escutar falar sobre a franquia alien eu me caso com essa pessoa” and the urgent need to “consumir mais mídias de alien urgente tô com abstinência”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Gui shows a strong pattern of curiosity and love of learning, especially through film and anime. They talk about deliberately consuming a huge volume of media, saying they will “watch the largest number of anime movies in the world, no one will watch as many as me”, which reflects a kind of obsessive intellectual curiosity more than simple fandom. Their tweets about movies like Night Is Short, Walk on Girl and Love Letter as very meaningful experiences — “Love Letter and Night is Short, Walk on Girl were VERY good experiences” and “Night is Short, Walk on Girl is an amazing movie I loved it a lot” — show a reflective, aesthetic appreciation typical of Ravenclaws. They also discuss character writing and narrative roles in Jujutsu Kaisen in a structured, analytical way, e.g. calling one character the “best written” and praising others for how well they fulfill their narrative purpose in a long thread of evaluations (“best written character in Jujutsu, I like him a lot”, “great character… very good character constructions”). Even their joking complaint that the Jujutsu fandom is “the most stupid and illiterate of all” underscores that they value interpretation, literacy, and thoughtful engagement with media. All of this points much more strongly to Ravenclaw’s curiosity, analysis, and love of ideas than to the core traits of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Alien Boy - Oliver Tree
The best fit is “Alien Boy” by Oliver Tree, because it captures a chaotic, passionate, slightly unhinged nerd who feels a bit out of place but leans into it. Gui openly frames their life around niche obsessions like Alien, saying “parando pra pensar é meio estranho o filme que marcou a minha infância ser alien” and “se alguém algum dia parar pra me escutar falar sobre a franquia alien eu me caso com essa pessoa”, which mirrors the song’s outsider vibe. Their timeline swings between intense football emotion (“DE VIRADA KRL PQP TO EMOCIONADO”) and deep anime/film nerding (“vou assistir a maior quantidade de filmes de anime do mundo, ninguém vai ver tantos quanto eu”), just like the song’s mix of bravado and vulnerability. The bio “My e multistan” and tweets like “por mim eu via filme de anime a minha vida toda” show a hyperfixated stan energy, fitting the restless, misfit persona of an “alien boy.” Even their aggressive Jujutsu takes (“o fandom de jujutsu é o mais burro e iletrado de todos”) echo the song’s defiant, I-don’t-fit-in-and-I-don’t-care attitude.
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