Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic fan: Shows care for creators/characters, e.g. defending Bridgerton adaptations and wishing a struggling girl well in “Aaahh, ela é tão genuína, ela é tão bobinha caraahh. Poxa, espero que ela consiga passar por esses tempos difíceis a bixinha”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Often jokes about her own quirks and situations, like feeling “chata” for sending memes in another language in “Eu me sinto tão chata quando mando um meme pra alguém mas tá em outra lingua” and laughing at her own overthinking about a simple ‘hi’ in “Foi só um oi e eu tô pensando aonde ele vai querer morar aqui no Brasil”.
- Passionate reader: Frequently mentions books and manga, like finishing a Star Wars book in “To do: finish star war book” and lamenting sites going down in “Mais um site de manga meu que cai.....”.
- Protective justice-oriented: Gets upset at unfairness or prejudice, e.g. calling out body-shaming and superficial criticism in “E na minha época homem fazia laje ao invés de vir no twitter menosprezar a aparência dos outros” and explaining prejudice in “Mano, preconceito é o PRE CONCEITO que tu tem da pessoa/coisa”.
- Playful creativity: Shows an imaginative, playful side, like her exaggerated fantasy of becoming the loud gay neighbor with a strip-bar house in “Nossa, me dá uma vontade de virar vizinho deles e me transformar em um homem gay influencer negro...” and making handmade Christmas presents in “Making Christmas presents :>”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Swings between humor and intense anger or despair, such as “Puro odio” in “Puro odio” and the extreme reaction toward her mother in “Yeah I hate my mom... fuck I'll jump in the front of a truck”.
- Harsh expression: Uses very strong, aggressive language toward others, e.g. calling someone “Baranga de alma e mente, nojo.” in “Baranga de alma e mente, nojo.” and “Vai se fuder klavaro” in “Vai se fuder klavaro”.
- Self-deprecation: Talks about herself in a minimizing or negative way, like feeling insignificant in “Affs queria ser significante em algo” and describing herself as “entediada” and “chata” in her bio and in “Eu me sinto tão chata quando mando um meme...”.
- Conflict-driven posting: Engages a lot with drama, calling out people sharply, e.g. “Que se fodam os heteros. É cada crise de protagonista viu aiai” in “Que se fodam os heteros. É cada crise de protagonista viu aiai” and mocking others’ work in “Meu cachorro faz melhor...”.
- Fatalistic statements: Uses extreme or dark phrases when upset, like wanting to jump in front of a truck in “Yeah I hate my mom... fuck I'll jump in the front of a truck” and saying “Ah pois eu espero que todo mundo morar logo” in “Ah pois eu espero que todo mundo morar logo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as sharp, introspective, and a bit world-weary in a very Lisa-like way: from venting about family with lines like “Yeah I hate my mom How can someone give a hundred reasons to be hated in less than a day, fuck I'll jump in the front of a truck” to overthinking their own significance with “Affs queria ser significante em algo”. Like Lisa, they’re bookish and media-obsessed, constantly talking about novels, manga, series, and adaptations, as in their thoughtful take on Bridgerton: “Gente é uma adaptação da Netflix, por que não podemos apenas ser felizes que temos duas versões de bridgerton pra apreciar?”. They show a strong sense of justice and social criticism, for example when mocking shallow male behavior with “E na minha época homem fazia laje ao invés de vir no twitter menosprezar a aparência dos outros” and calling out prejudice with “Mano, preconceito é o PRE CONCEITO que tu tem da pessoa/coisa”. At the same time, there’s a dorky, earnest side in their excitement over small personal achievements like “COMPLETEI MEU PRIMEIRO SUDOKU, QUE EMOÇÃO” and school-related posts such as “Acertei 55% da prova do ETE sem nem ter estudado, venha Enem”. The mix of cynicism, intellectual curiosity, and emotional intensity lines up far more with Lisa Simpson than with the more chaotic or apathetic members of the family.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their tweets center on inner life, media, and a small circle rather than big social scenes, like reading at the dentist line in “Eu lendo na fila do dentista” and feeling "chata" when others don’t match their niche humor in “Eu me sinto tão chata quando mando um meme...”. They show strong iNtuition through love of open-ended narratives and interpretation, e.g. “só quero filme de final aberto, livro de final aberto, manga de final aberto” and meta takes on adaptations like Bridgerton in “é uma adaptação da Netflix... duas versões de bridgerton pra apreciar”. Their reactions are clearly Feeling-driven, valuing empathy and authenticity while strongly condemning perceived injustice, as in “Que se fodam os heteros. É cada crise de protagonista viu aiai” and the emotional outburst toward their mother in “Yeah I hate my mom... fuck I'll jump in the front of a truck”. They also display idealism and self-doubt, wanting to be meaningful in “Affs queria ser significante em algo” and worrying about “estragar tuuudo” in “Gente, eu não sei mais o que fazer, eu tô com medo de estragar tuuudo”. Finally, their spontaneity, scattered interests, and joking about procrastination and chaos suggest Perceiving over Judging, as seen in sudden mood/tone shifts like “Trabalho em grupo é um plano do diabo carah” followed by impulsive media reactions such as “PUTA QUE PARIU, ACABARAM DE PERGAR O CELULAR D UM MULEKE AQUI NA FRENTE”.
Some pickup lines for you
- You finished your first sudoku, survived group projects (a literal ‘plan of the devil’), and still have patience for Bridgerton discourse… clearly you like challenges. Want to try solving the mystery of why I’m not already your favorite plot twist?
- You said you’re Team Black, Sonserina and Chalé 13—so basically villain-coded Slytherin demigod energy. Lucky for you, I specialize in morally dubious alliances and tragic crushes. Shall we start our own dark academia ship?
- You bought your first Pokémon triple pack with your own money and asked ‘quais as chances de chegar tijolo’ from AliExpress. If your sleeve order turns into a brick, I volunteer as tribute to come over, open packs with you, and emotionally support every bad pull.
- You’re out here mourning fallen manga sites, getting your collection ‘stolen’, and still reading in the dentist line like it’s a slice-of-life anime. If you ever need a co‑protagonist for café dates and manga marathons, I promise zero filler episodes and lots of good panels.
- You dream about giving Brazil an Olympic gold medal and get emotional over tiny ‘filhote de cruz credo’ behind your house—so yeah, you’re chaotic but soft. Let me be the random neighbor cheering in the stands and bringing you snacks… then maybe we plan our time skip together.
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17 | Slytherin & Cabin 13 reader. Once finished a whole Sudoku and a Star Wars book in one sitting. Currently debating every adaptation on my TL.– @Nir_Obel
Your signature cocktail
Team Black Twilight Fizz
Named for their bio “TEAM BLACK🖤” and chalé Sonserina vibes, the black vodka/rum brings a dark, dramatic base for all the tiny bursts of rage like “Merda” and “Poha que bosta”. Matcha syrup adds nerdy, manga-reader energy and late-night fandom marathons, matching posts like “It's like they stole my manga collection...... I've been passing through hard moments right now....” and “Mais um site de manga meu que cai..... Esperando mais um dia pra ver se volta”. Sparkling lemonade keeps it bright, chaotic and under-18-coded, just like celebrating small wins such as “COMPLETEI MEU PRIMEIRO SUDOKU, QUE EMOÇÃO” and bragging about Pokémon cards in “Primeira vez comprando cartinha pokémon, e um triple pack ainda (com meu próprio dinheiro)”. A dash of chili tincture captures their sharp, unapologetic clapbacks in “Que se fodam os heteros. É cada crise de protagonista viu aiai” and “E na minha época homem fazia laje ao invés de vir no twitter menosprezar a aparência dos outros”. Finally, edible glitter in the crushed ice mirrors the mix of insecurity and main-character longing in “Affs queria ser significante em algo” and their dreamy patriot-hero moment in “Sonhei que dava uma medalhade ouro olímpica pro Brasil. Me sinto muito patriota”, turning all that chaotic teenage angst into something that literally sparkles.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They literally self-identify as Slytherin in their bio: “Sonserina”, which is the Portuguese name for Slytherin, and their overall attitude strongly matches it. There’s a sharp, cutting way of defending themselves and others, like when they dismiss misogynistic or appearance‑based criticism with lines such as “E na minha época homem fazia laje ao invés de vir no twitter menosprezar a aparência dos outros, mas os bixin hoje não tem vida nem no off 😮💨”, and “Meu cachorro faz melhor, ele produz a própria tinta e pincéis e depois coloca no mercado (sem falar da letra que essa daí nem chega aos pés)”. They’re also comfortable with dark humor and intense emotions, e.g. “Yeah I hate my mom How can someone give a hundred reasons to be hated in less than a day, fuck I'll jump in the front of a truck”, and the repeated "puro ódio"/"que se fodam os heteros" tone, which fits Slytherin’s intensity and willingness to embrace negative emotions rather than hide them. At the same time, they are fiercely protective of their interests and tastes, taking strong stances about adaptations and fandoms, as in “Eu acho que esse povo de bridgerton não tá sabendo diferenciar livro de série... por que não podemos apenas ser felizes que temos duas versões de bridgerton pra apreciar?”, showing opinionated conviction and a desire to control the narrative around what they care about. All of this—self‑identification, assertive defense of their views, emotionally charged language, and a certain sly, mocking humor—aligns much more with Slytherin than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Therefore I Am - Billie Eilish
A song that fits them well is Therefore I Am, because it has the same sharp, irreverent energy they show when calling people out, like in “E na minha época homem fazia laje ao invés de vir no twitter menosprezar a aparência dos outros, mas os bixin hoje não tem vida nem no off 😮💨”. The track is all about brushing off other people’s opinions and reclaiming your own space, which matches tweets like “Que se fodam os heteros. É cada crise de protagonista viu aiai” and “Tem gente que se dói viu, ave”. They’re sarcastic and dramatic but self-aware, such as when they say “Affs queria ser significante em algo” while still posting confidently about their tastes in books, manga and series. The song’s mix of playful arrogance and not giving clout to people who don’t deserve it fits their vibe when they mock bad takes, like “Provou pessoalmente, ou com todas as suas pesquisas tão meticulosas procurou uma porcentagem geral no chat gpt?”. Overall, Therefore I Am captures their combination of dark humor, teenage angst, and defiant independence.
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