Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient Caregiver: She manages the emotional and physical toll of being an ICU nurse, handling “gaita cleaning” and patient deaths while maintaining a professional facade.
- Self-Aware Humor: Nisa embraces her "crazy" persona and frequently jokes about her mental state, even “reviewing her own tweets” to laugh at her own unpredictability.
- Physical Discipline: She demonstrates commitment to health and fitness, proudly sharing her “10 km run completion” and significant weight loss journey.
- Empathetic Motherhood: Despite her internal struggles and sleepless nights, she prioritizes her child, “making breakfast” as if nothing is wrong.
- Social Vibrancy: She is recognized by colleagues and friends for her “high energy and positive mood” during the daytime, acting as the 'life of the party' at work.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Instability: She experiences extreme mood swings, often going from “positive at work” to crying for five hours over past relationships.
- Reckless Impulsivity: She admits to making sudden life changes based on whims, such as “dyeing her hair” just because she walked past a salon.
- Toxic Relationship Cycle: Nisa struggles to let go of the past, describing herself as a “dog for possibilities that won't happen” regarding her ex-partners.
- Driving Under Influence: She admits to “trying to sober up to drive” after drinking, which indicates dangerous decision-making.
- Deep-Seated Cynicism: She expresses a generalized hatred toward men and colleagues, often tweeting that she “hates everyone” and expects the worst from others.
Your Simpsons character
Selma Bouvier
Nisa embodies the cynical, chain-smoking, and romantically disillusioned energy of Selma Bouvier. Much like Selma, she navigates a demanding career as a nurse—expressed through her exhaustion with “gaita temizlememiz çetrefili”—while constantly lamenting her string of “orr çocukları” and toxic exes. She shares Selma's sharp, sarcastic wit regarding men, famously stating “Erkekler geberin🖕🏼” after a disappointing date, yet she still longs for a “sağ koltuk prensi”. Her self-description as a “deli” (crazy) woman who balances professional duty with a chaotic, cigarette-fueled private life makes her the perfect real-world counterpart to the elder Bouvier twin.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Nisa exhibits Extroversion (E) through her constant need for external expression, engaging in social 'fingirdeyip' and openly sharing her life with over 3,000 followers, as seen when she says “Beni siz delirttiniz 🫵🏼”. Her Intuitive (N) side is shown in her focus on emotional patterns and symbolic meanings rather than just clinical facts, such as finding life lessons in children's books or her “ruhumda sızı” metaphors. As a Feeling (F) type, her decisions and tweets are heavily driven by subjective emotions, heartbreaks, and a search for deep connection, exemplified by her statement “Kalpsizlere kalbinizi vermeyin”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is evident in her spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle, shifting moods, and lack of rigid planning, which she summarizes by noting her “eserekli ruh hali” leads her to dye her hair on a whim.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I won't ever make you go to a date and sit alone while I talk to other girls—unless the 'other girl' is an Ice Americano we’re sharing together.
- Forget the guys who can't even get you Kasimpati; I’d rather be the one who brings you Kokina in December and a reason to smile at 8 AM.
- I heard you’re a pro at cleaning gaitas in the ICU, but how about we take a night off from the 'ex' patients and let me take you out for some Burdur şiş instead?
- You said there's a problem with the manufacturing of tall men lately? Well, I’m ready to submit a quality control report and prove that 1.75m Libras deserve a ‘prime period’ partner.
- Since you think there's 'gotluk' where there isn't 'netlik,' let me be clear: I’d love to be the 'right seat prince' who actually holds your hand while you drive.
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Your new Twitter bio
Intensive care nurse and Libra finding balance between a 10km run and a cold Americano. Professional at saving lives by day, trying to save my own sanity by night.– @nisabirazdeli
Your signature cocktail
The ICU (Intensive Care Unit) Delirium
This drink perfectly captures Nisa’s chaotic duality as a hardworking nurse who is simultaneously “hazırlanıp bebek gibi geldiğimiz yoğun bakımda bakım yapıp gaita temizlememiz” and a self-proclaimed 'deli' who finds humor in her own misery. The gin and espresso base represents her relentless energy as a “yoğun bakımcı” who runs 10km marathons, while the bitter Campari honors her history of “toksik ilişki” and the heartbreak that makes her “içince sapıtıp 5 saat ağlamak”. It is served strong and unapologetic, much like her Libra energy, because as she says: “Beni siz delirttiniz”. The fizz of the tonic is a nod to her favorite “cin”, making it a drink for someone who is “mutsuzum ama keyfim yerinde”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Nisa embodies the Slytherin traits of self-preservation and sharp-tongued resourcefulness, often prioritizing her own resilience over social niceties. She displays a distinct cunning and cynicism regarding her past, claiming, “acılarımla ve kazıklarımla besleniyorum”, suggesting she uses her hardships as fuel for her personal transformation. Her blunt pragmatism is evident in her mantra, “Netlik yoksa götlük vardır”, showing she values directness and strategic clarity over Gryffindor idealism. While she works a demanding job in healthcare, she maintains a selective social circle, admitting that during shifts she would rather “köşeme çekilip kitap okumayı tercih ederim” than mingle with people she dislikes. Ultimately, her focus on creating her “prime dönemini” and her unapologetic 'deli' (crazy) persona reflect a classic Slytherin ambition to define her own narrative regardless of others' opinions.
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Your song
Liability - Lorde
The song perfectly mirrors Nisa's duality as a high-energy intensive care nurse who feels like an emotional burden behind closed doors, often joking that “Everyone knows me as extremely positive... but know my side that cries every night”. Much like the song’s themes of being 'too much' for others, she describes being gaslit by those who pushed her to the edge, noting “They drove me crazy and then called me crazy”. Her tweets capture a cycle of self-reliance and loneliness, where she retreats to her own company because “I'm a disaster at night... I'm bored of you” she tells herself in the mirror. Ultimately, the track fits her 'deli' (crazy) persona—a woman who masks her deep exhaustion and romantic disappointments with sharp wit and a “mutsuzum ama keyfim yerinde” (unhappy but having fun) attitude.
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