Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Leans into his own image and flaws with jokes like bio description and posts such as “semana dificil ein caras.”, using comedy to narrate struggles.
- Affectionate friend: Shows strong attachment to mutuals and friends, e.g. long mutuals list in “mutuals q eu lembro de cabeça” and group references like “eu linkomori renan e joao”.
- Emotionally expressive: Open about feelings, from “to chorando porque quero ser pai” to posts about bad weeks and loneliness like “se eu fico sozinho no domingo a noite eu realmente fico em estado de mania”.
- Playful nerdiness: Shows enthusiastic love for games and anime in posts like “assistindo peak gaming DENOVO.” and “Durarara é underrated pra caralho”.
- Protective loyalty: Frames himself as committed and protective in romantic/parasocial jokes, like “YOU BETTER KNOW WHAT U FIGHTING FOR... A SOLDIER I WILL BEEE” and recurring #wife posts such as “#wife”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Refers to mania and intense mood swings, e.g. “se eu fico sozinho no domingo a noite eu realmente fico em estado de mania meu deus do céu” and repeated “semana dificil ein caras” posts.
- Online conflict: Talks about almost lashing out or being on edge, like “eu estou quase falando muitas palavras feias” and commentary on drama such as “Noticia de Discord + Exposed = Tribunal da voz”.
- Risky impulsiveness: Shows impulse-driven behavior, e.g. “4h da manhã e eu pendurado na janela do 3º andar pra consertar a mangueira do ar condicionado” and heavy gacha hype in “esqueci como gacha game pode ser emocionante as vezes”.
- Relationship anxiety: Mentions being accused of commitment issues in “hoje fui acusado de ter commitment issues por n conseguir manter foguinho do tiktok” and talks about wanting a child in a distressed way in “to chorando porque quero ser pai”.
- Cynical judgment: Often generalizes critically about others, e.g. “Você vai no mercado e é assustador a quantidade de adulto disfuncional” and “Wow quem diria que a pessoa desesperada por relacionamento seria horrível de se relacionar”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user lines up best with Homer Simpson: chaotic, emotional, affectionate, often a mess but ultimately big‑hearted. Their bio (“Im a man scary of face, juicy of tits and big of heart”) already mirrors Homer’s self‑deprecating but confident body humor and hidden softness. Like Homer, they swing between clowning and melodrama, joking about rough weeks and exhaustion in posts like “semana dificil ein caras.” and “que semana dificil ein caras”, yet also get deeply sentimental about wanting a family, as in “to chorando porque quero ser pai” and “eu preciso ter um filho logo”. Their loud nerdy passions for games and anime, plus impulsive schemes like “eu vou fazer o maior bulking já visto na história do rio grande do sul”, also echo Homer’s tendency to dive obsessively into hobbies. Finally, there’s a very Homer‑like mix of goofball bro energy and genuine loyalty to friends and mutuals, seen in posts like “nós no #ffxiv” and the big shout‑out list in “mutuals q eu lembro de cabeça…”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They come across as highly social and outward‑focused: they talk about hanging out with friends, gaming with others, conventions/meetups, and being a playful menace in social dynamics, e.g. calling themselves a “walking menace” when people invent conflicts about them in their heads in “Acho fofinho quando acontece pq geralmente a pessoa criou um conflito inteiro sozinha na cabeça dela, me sinto uma walking menace”, which fits an Extrovert. Their humor and interests are idea‑driven and referential rather than grounded in sensory detail: they riff on subcultures, fandoms, omegaverse, pseudo‑science tier lists, and abstract social observations like “Menor de idade na internet é igual conversar com adulto bebado...”, pointing to Intuition over Sensing. They consistently prioritize blunt analysis and teasing over harmony, judging others’ behavior with cutting, logical quips (e.g. “tem mais de 20 anos e tilta com jogo online = tem vida fácil e tá destinado ao fracasso”), indicating a Thinking style rather than a conflict‑averse Feeling approach. Their life and gaming posts show spontaneity and improvisation—4 a.m. window repairs, impulsive bulking claims, gacha hype, and joking about chaotic routines—rather than careful planning or structure, which aligns with Perceiving. Altogether, the mix of irreverent debate, abstract/fandom meta, social energy, and laid‑back chaos is best captured by ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Lies of P is ‘indiscutivelmente O MELHOR soulslike fora da from software’ — so when are we doing co‑op? I can tank, you can DPS, and together we see if our chemistry is more broken than your FFXIV client.
- You dreamt about Tsaritsa and going back to Genshin after 4 years… how about we skip the banner hell and I just become your guaranteed 5★ with permanent rate‑up in RS?
- You wanna rewatch Arcane, love Durarara!!, and think Silent Hill is peak mood — clearly you like complex, slightly cursed narratives. Can I audition to be your favorite problematic male lead with a happy ending this time?
- You posted ‘tô chorando porque quero ser pai’ and then showed your mom’s Sylvanian sanctuary and your mafia cats… I’m just saying, you already have the lore for “best dad”, I can help with the DLC: co‑op parenting route.
- You said ‘é pelo male gaze’ and keep calling characters #wife and ‘a personagem mais linda que 1 chinês já fez’… statistically speaking, I think it’s time you added one (1) real person to that tier list. I solemnly volunteer as your next #wife study subject.
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Programmer-gamer from RS. Once fixed an AC hose at 4AM and still queued for ranked. Allergic to bad anime adaptations and weak character writing.– @nishineon
Your signature cocktail
Silent Hill Bulking Negroni
This drink hits like someone who says they’ll “do the biggest bulking in the history of Rio Grande do Sul” while also tweeting “semana dificil ein caras.” — so it’s strong, a little unhinged, but surprisingly comforting. The overproof cachaça smoked-tea base is for the moto-riding, chaos-gamer energy of someone who watches “peak gaming DENOVO” and hangs off windows at 4am to fix the AC. Campari’s bitterness matches the sardonic, world-weary observations like “Você vai no mercado e é assustador a quantidade de adulto disfuncional…” and the ongoing beef with games, DMs and life. The sweet condensed-milk cold brew is the big-heart, dad-wannabe center of a guy who’s “crying because I want to be a father” and loves his cats mafia-style (“meus gatos são MAFIA.”). A sparkling water splash nods to the chaotic sparkling-water incident (“balançou a água antes e a garrafa explodiu em mi”), keeping it fizzy and unpredictable. The bee garnish is for the existential shower-thought energy of wondering “se as abelhas sabem que vão morrer quando picam a gente”, because this cocktail, like the timeline, is funny until you realize it’s also a little bit about mortality.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Max reads overwhelmingly as Gryffindor: impulsive, dramatic, very feelings‑forward, with a bit of a hero complex and a taste for chaos. He talks about doing risky or reckless things and frames them as almost comedic feats, like “4h da manhã e eu pendurado na janela do 3º andar pra consertar a mangueira do ar condicionado é mole”, which shows classic Gryffindor-style disregard for his own safety in favor of action. His attitude toward conflict is loud and confrontational in a playful way—see “chart se eu fosse sair no soco c meus mutuals” and “eu esfaquearia meus melhores amigos pra pegar a Tifa no mudae”—which fits the house known for brawlers and big gestures. There’s also a strong romantic/hero streak in posts like “YOU BETTER KNOW WHAT U FIGHTING FOR WELL BABY U ARE ALL THAT I ADORE IF LOVE IS WHAT U NEED A SOLDIER I WILL BEEE” and his repeated obsession with being a father, e.g. “to chorando porque quero ser pai” and “eu preciso ter um filho logo”, which shows a protective, self-sacrificing self-image. While he clearly has wit and self-awareness, as in “Wow quem diria que a pessoa desesperada por relacionamento seria horrível de se relacionar” and “Você vai no mercado e é assustador a quantidade de adulto disfuncional na casa dos 20~30 anos”, those traits sit on top of a core personality that is loud, emotional, reckless, and driven by big feelings—classic Gryffindor energy rather than the colder ambition of Slytherin or the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that fits Max best is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. Their whole vibe mixes dark humor, self‑deprecation and drama, starting right from the bio: “Im a man scary of face, juicy of tits and big of heart”, which matches the song’s theatrical, half‑serious, half‑sarcastic tone. They constantly joke about mental strain and chaotic routines, like “semana dificil ein caras.” and “se eu fico sozinho no domingo a noite eu realmente fico em estado de mania meu deus do céu”, echoing the song’s mix of angst and irony about being messed up. Their timeline is full of gaming, anime and edgy affection — from “to chorando porque quero ser pai” to “The blood we shed, it never dries” — which fits the melodramatic energy of MCR. Finally, their love for explaining things and being a bit of a “walking menace” (“Acho fofinho... me sinto uma walking menace”) mirrors the rebellious, confrontational attitude in Teenagers’ lyrics.
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