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Your Simpsons character
Their energy, chaotic humor, and love of edgy jokes line up most with Bart Simpson. They constantly lean into irreverent, slightly unhinged bits like “impregnanting oomfie🤪🤪” and “oomfies impregnating anyone but me ☹️☹️”, which mirrors Bart’s tendency to push boundaries for laughs. At the same time, there’s a softer, emotional side under the chaos, like when they say “trying to make a strawpage for my boyfriend is hard im gonna cry” and “im sick again ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhasdfoahsd;uaiohsdiasbhdasdbhaskdbhasd”. Their dramatic reactions and flair for over-the-top statements, such as “everyday i wake up to meta hating on kp” and “if i ever die can you guys cancel me on twitter for something stupid so i can die with a banger”, echo Bart’s love of theatrics and attention. Like Bart, they’re mischievous, loud, but ultimately come across as a loyal, excitable teen who cares a lot about their niche interests and friends.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly address and seek interaction from followers, e.g. calling for engagement in “who are my followers.... (interaction bait pls)” and joking that others should follow them so someone “cant gate keep me” in “its me guys might aswell follow me so fluff cant gate keep me😂😂”. Their energy is very outward, shared through high-volume posting, public inside jokes, and playful attention-seeking. They show Intuition (N) via focus on ideas, meta-commentary, and fandom concepts rather than concrete daily tasks, like theorizing and joking about game/meta shifts in “genshin add a chasca support that no one else can use except for chasca and my life is yours” and abstract community takes such as “genuinely me and my little niche community (someone give me more buzz words)”. Their humor often plays with hypotheticals and exaggerated scenarios rather than literal detail. They are clearly Feeling (F): they react emotionally, center relationships, and care about how things feel, like venting about harassment in “hey cyber, please leave me alone. i know its you who sent me my own address. its been a year and a half since we last talked and yet you still abhor me.” and expressing affection for creators and oomfs in “i hope this tweet got the creator more follows because theyre super cool”. Emotional intensity shows in their all-caps outbursts and dramatic reactions like “im sick again ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhasdfoahsd;uaiohsdiasbhdasdbhaskdbhasd”. They read as Perceiving (P): their tweets are highly spontaneous, chaotic, and unstructured, such as “genuinely help i cant publish it” and “GENUINELY NEED HELP MY STRAWPAGE ISNT SAVING ADN IVE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR ANOHOURSSSSSSSSSS”, showing last-minute scrambling rather than orderly planning. They frequently jump between topics—Genshin, Kaiju Paradise, TikTok, drama, personal life—in rapid succession, like in “everyday I die a little everytime I open up a furry comment section on TikTok to find cropped furry porn” right next to fandom or meme posts. Taken together, the outward, playful energy (E), idea-focused/fandom/‘niche community’ orientation (N), strong emotional expression (F), and chaotic, flexible lifestyle (P) best match ENFP.

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16 • pan • chronic enjoyer of Shork, Genshin pulls, and niche fandom chaos. Once spent an hour fixing a strawpage instead of my homework.– @Nitrogenz7

Your signature cocktail
This drink is loud, chaotic, and still technically underage-friendly, mirroring their all-caps energy and the fact they’re 16 and constantly yelling about the internet being unfiltered, like in “genuinely. I keep seeing ai videos of slime people getting fisted. MY ACCOUNT IS 16. NOTHING IS CENSORED APPARENTLY”. The electric blue raspberry soda and shark gummy are a direct nod to their Shork/Kaiju Paradise obsession and bio, from “i jsut really fucking love sork from kp pansexual and 16..!!⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠ kp shork yume” to the bit in “Hello everyone, this is the real Shork from Kaiju Paradise. I have been hacked…”. Sour lime sherbet captures their dramatic mood swings and over-the-top reactions in tweets like “im sick again ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhasdfoahsd;uaiohsdiasbhdasdbhaskdbhasd”. Cotton candy syrup and edible glitter represent their affection for their little niche community and their desire to be ‘peak’ and noticed, as in “when I realise oomf doesn’t follow many people so that means I’m just peak and that you all need to give me a hit tweet”. The popping candy is the chaotic crackhead punchline to their constant timeline chaos, like “impregnanting oomfie🤪🤪” and “if i ever die can you guys cancel me on twitter for something stupid so i can die with a banger”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is intense loyalty and genuine care for their small online circle, very Hufflepuff-coded. They frequently hype up and defend others, like wishing a creator got more followers because “theyre super cool” in “i hope this tweet got the creator more follows because theyre super cool”, and enthusiastically promoting another person’s TikTok in “Check them out NOW”. They’re also bothered by unfairness and harm, especially toward minors, complaining about explicit AI and furry content on platforms in “I keep seeing ai videos of slime people getting fisted. MY ACCOUNT IS 16. NOTHING IS CENSORED APPARENTLY” and wishing we’d use clearer terms like CSEM instead of CP in “i really wish we used the terms csem and scam instead of cp”. Even when joking about clout, they underline that their "unfollow to stay niche" bit is a joke in “I hope you realise that this is a joke and not real because that would be very unfortunate”, which suggests they don’t actually want to hurt or discard people. Their tweets about being sick and stressed and still interacting affectionately with “oomfies,” plus working “for ANOHOURSSSSSSSSSS” on a Strawpage for their boyfriend in “trying to make a strawpage for my boyfriend is hard im gonna cry”, show classic Hufflepuff perseverance and devotion to loved ones more than the ambition of Slytherin or the intellectualism of Ravenclaw.

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They’re a loud, very online, chaotic 16-year-old who mixes humor with genuine frustration at the internet and being a minor, which fits the rebellious, overdramatic energy of Teenagers. Their bio (“i jsut really fucking love sork from kp pansexual and 16..!!⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠”) radiates the exact kind of messy teenage intensity the song is about. They complain about being exposed to explicit content as a minor in “genuinely. I keep seeing ai videos of slime people getting fisted. MY ACCOUNT IS 16. NOTHING IS CENSORED APPARENTLY”, echoing the song’s theme of teens being mishandled by the world around them. Their flair for melodrama, like “everyday I die a little everytime I open up a furry comment section on TikTok to find cropped furry porn” and “im sick again ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhasdfoahsd;uaiohsdiasbhdasdbhaskdbhasd”, matches the song’s exaggerated, cathartic venting. On top of that, their constant joking about drama and being ‘peak’ or ‘niche’ — like “if i ever die can you guys cancel me on twitter for something stupid so i can die with a banger” — mirrors the self-aware, performative angst that Teenagers captures so well.

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