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The user’s elitist, white‑supremacist and anti‑immigrant rhetoric—e.g., "Make America and Canada predominantly WASP culture again" and "Nuke the third world"—mirrors Mr. Burns’s classic disdain for the lower classes and his desire to preserve a privileged status quo. Their tweet "Hard work is stupid cope unless you have the genetics for it [picture]" reflects Burns’s belief that wealth comes from inheritance, not effort. The user’s contemptuous language, calling people "cucks," "subhuman," and "chud," aligns with Burns’s contempt for "the masses." Their desire to "buy your way into politics" and "Venture capitalmaxx your way into politics" echoes Burns’s manipulative attempts to control power for personal gain. Overall, the combination of hateful ideology, elitist self‑view, and a willingness to use extreme measures fits the archetype of the ruthless, old‑money antagonist Mr. Burns.

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The user displays strong extraversion, constantly broadcasting bold opinions and directly addressing followers (e.g., "To my right‑winged followers who are skeptical of NATO, would you support it if all or most of its members weren’t shitlibs but aligned with your values?"). Their focus on grand, future‑oriented visions such as "Canada’s trajectory if the PPC was actually effective" and "Make America and Canada predominantly WASP culture again" indicates an intuitive, big‑picture mindset. Decision‑making is framed through cold, logical rationalizations like "Hard work is stupid cope unless you have the genetics for it" and "Looksmaxxing ≠ blackpill," showing a thinking preference. Finally, they propose definitive, structured actions—"We need an immigration moratorium and an end to the temporary foreign worker program" and "Get rid of the capital gains tax"—reflecting a judging orientation.

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Toronto‑based finance & politics enthusiast, cat dad, Canadian student, once painted a controversial portrait for a class project.– @nixonforlife1

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The cocktail blends a strong American bourbon with a splash of blood orange to echo the user’s obsession with "Make America and Canada predominantly WASP culture again". The blackcurrant syrup adds a dark, bitter note that mirrors the ‘blackpill’ mindset found in tweets like "Hard work is stupid cope unless you have the genetics for it". A pinch of catnip tincture references the bio’s claim "Cat supremacist", while the bitter Angostura bitters reflect the user’s self‑described "The mentalcel struggle". Finally, the drink’s sharp finish nods to the user’s aggressive calls for radical action, such as "Nuke the third world". This concoction is as chaotic and contradictory as the original feed, embodying both nostalgic Nixon‑era politics and modern alt‑right fervor.

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The user repeatedly emphasizes personal ambition and a desire for power, as seen in tweets like 'Masculine urge to become a rich venture capitalist and buy your way into politics' and 'Venture capitalmaxx your way into politics'. They also express a belief in genetic superiority and a focus on self‑advancement, for example 'Hard work is stupid cope unless you have the genetics for it' and 'Looksmaxxing ≠ blackpill'. Their strategic, opportunistic mindset is further shown when they say 'I’m becoming a neet if my plans for law school or starting a business end up not working' and plan to leverage wealth for influence. These traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and willingness to use any means to achieve personal status align closely with the Slytherin house values.

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The song 'Born to Run' encapsulates a desire for escape and a search for identity, which aligns with @nixonforlife1's exploration of personal and societal themes. Their tweets often express a longing for change and a critique of their surroundings, as shown in 'We need an immigration moratorium and an end to the temporary foreign worker program' and 'Nuke the third world.' The yearning for a better life and frustration with current conditions resonate with the song’s themes of seeking freedom and a sense of belonging. Moreover, the line, 'I hope a lightning bolt hits me and I’m reincarnated as a white American,' suggests an intense desire for a transformation that echoes the restless spirit found in 'Born to Run.' The song’s rebellious energy complements their self-identification as a 'Sensitive Young Man' who feels disillusioned yet seeks a brighter future.

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