
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper self-aware, and constantly struggling with perfectionism and self-worth. Like Lisa, they’re very introspective and document their inner turmoil in detail, calling their account a “15 year olds relapse diary // im the coolest person fr!!! // 5’3 bmi 23.4” and posting accountability/‘project’ threads like the abc diet and moon diet such as “the abc diet a 🧵 on my adventure to ATTEMPT this terrifying and classic diet +bodychecks ☆” and “ʚɞ the moon diet ʚɞ a 🧵 for edtwt n myself :3”. Lisa’s storyline often centers on feeling isolated, unheard, or too emotionally intense for those around her, which mirrors tweets like “i hate everything. i have absolutely nobody to turn to” and “oh how i absolutely adore my boyfriend ignoring me for a day because i tried to talk about an issue that upset me 😻😺”. There’s also a Lisa-like mix of activism/awareness and pain, seen in “gained 15lbs, fuck israel💔🥀” alongside posts about foster care and family instability like “guess who is back n in foster care ?! 😹” and “my mom got detained n went to the psych ward.”. Finally, Lisa’s perfectionism and body/self-image struggles map onto threads like “how did i go from that to this.. i haveto LOCK IN!” and “i must get worse i must get worse i must get worse i must get worse i must get worse i must get worse”, where the user chases an extreme, idealized version of themselves despite knowing it’s harmful.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their world centers on their inner struggles, body image, and foster care rather than big social scenes, and even when with others it’s framed through their own experience, like “spend a school day in my life!! pt 1 a thread for edtwt~” and “i have to part with mynetdiary for today.. hanging out with bf.. you will be missed💔🥀”, which shows limited but intense social focus. Their language is highly concrete and sensory, obsessing over weight, calories, clothing sizes, and physical pain rather than abstractions, e.g. “this tastes just like a cheesecake and is only 180 cals!!” and “120lbs w boxers, an oversized shirt, n shoes! also after having 12 oz gatorade!! i did piss tho!! how much should i acc weigh”, fitting Sensing. They clearly prioritize Feeling over impersonal logic; decisions and self-worth revolve around emotions, relationships, and being cared about, such as “im not doing so hot. i need to be small n tiny so hell worry and maybe like me more than her…” and “hes mad because i feel like my problems are stupid. probably because he gets upset whenever i talk about them”. Their life appears structured by plans and accountability threads, suggesting Judging, but these are emotional self-promises around weight loss rather than systematic long-term planning, and they often relapse and change course impulsively (“OFFICIALLY LOCKING IN!! for real this time!!” vs. “relapsing.. who was i kidding, i could never get better”), which is more Perceiving. The overall combination—intense personal emotion, body-focused sensory detail, artistic/imagery-heavy posting (Sanrio, ‘princess’ threads, ‘thinspo art’), and chaotic, in-the-moment decision-making—fits ISFP, the sensitive, feeling‑driven, aesthetics-focused introvert.

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15 • track kid in a yellow submarine • collector of strange snacks & stranger thoughts • once did laps just to prove autocorrect wrong– @nneorexic

Your signature cocktail
The Lock-In Lemonade is a bright, fizzy drink with an experimental edge, mirroring their hyper, chaotic edtwt energy and constant ‘locking in’ cycles like “OFFICIALLY LOCKING IN!! for real this time!! ill be updating here :3” and “i need to lose 10 lbs in 1 month… pls drop diets, meanspo, legit anything. I NEED TO LOCK IN.”. Sparkling yuzu lemonade is sharp, sour-sweet and restless, capturing their high-energy mix of humor and self-hate, like “how oink oink do i look?! scale from one to double double bacon cheeseburger” and “i must get worse i must get worse i must get worse…”. Blue raspberry vodka adds an artificially neon punch, echoing edtwt aesthetics, distraction threads, and diet gimmicks such as “~get worse diet~ accountability 🧵 for edtwt n myself” and “the abc diet a 🧵 on my adventure to ATTEMPT this terrifying and classic diet”. Matcha syrup nods to their athlete side and caffeine-y grind—walking laps, gyming, and track—like “i love gyming”, “literally walking laps around my giant campus cs im here early”, and “after joining track ive been eating SO MUCH”. Finally, a rose water mist over the top represents the soft, romantic, hurt core beneath all the memes—crying in cars, foster care, mom and boyfriend drama—as in “i hate the holidays :( i miss my siblings so much!!”, “my mom got detained n went to the psych ward.”, and “i think my boyfriend wants to brwak uo ic ant breath im about to throw up”. This cocktail is strong but candy-coded, sweet with a bitter undercurrent—loud, cute, and quietly devastating, just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is loyalty and emotional dedication to people and routines rather than cold ambition or showy bravery. They repeatedly center relationships and guilt about letting others down, like when they lament losing a close friend in “i lost one of my best friends n im so freaking sad and disappointed in myself. i was more interested in getting high n my dumbass ex than this boy who gave nothing but respect and an amazing friendship to me im so sorry to u, ure the absolute best” and worry that shrinking themselves will make their boyfriend care more in “im not doing so hot. i need to be small n tiny so hell worry and maybe like me more than her…. he says he does but i cant help but feel like he doesnt.”. The way they throw themselves into accountability threads and long-term projects shows steady, grindy effort typical of Hufflepuff: see multiple diet and tracking threads like “⋆。°✩ 2025 accountability thread of threads 🧵 w/ life updates n bc!!!” and “~get worse diet~ accountability 🧵 for edtwt n myself cs ure not gonna catch me single AND fat 😸😸”. Even in pain, they try to support and organize others on edtwt with distraction threads and reminders, such as “~ spend the day as a princess 🤍🩰 DISTRACTION 🧵 FOR EDTWT!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~••tags ana, mia, thread, imagine, imagination, thinspo, meanspo, spo, sp0, motivation, pinterest” and “YEARLY REMINDER FOR EDTWT TO REMOVE ALL CONTACTS AND DISCOVERABILITY!!”, which reflects a community-oriented, caretaking streak. While there are flashes of Slytherin-style self-preservation (e.g., “and this is why we move in silence 😈🤑”), these are wrapped in fear and relational anxiety rather than pure ambition. Altogether, the loyalty to loved ones, the persistent (if unhealthy) hard work toward goals, and the impulse to look out for their corner of the community align them most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a hyper-self-aware, messy, and painfully vulnerable teenage inner world. They openly frame their account as a “[15 year olds relapse diary // im the coolest person fr!!! // 5’3 bmi 23.4]” and constantly oscillate between self-loathing and showy confidence, like when they say “i must work out. im such a chud” and “IM SUCH A CHUDD”. The song’s themes of body image, self-destruction, and wanting to be a perfect, noticed version of yourself mirror tweets such as “i need to lose 10 lbs in 1 month… pls drop diets, meanspo, legit anything. I NEED TO LOCK IN. this man is the loml i need to look good at formal for him 💗” and “i must get worse i must get worse i must get worse…”. Their romantic turmoil and loneliness, shown in posts like “oh how i absolutely adore my boyfriend ignoring me for a day because i tried to talk about an issue that upset me 😻😺” and “i hate everything. i have absolutely nobody to turn to”, echo the song’s themes of craving love, attention, and escape. Finally, Teen Idle’s blurred line between irony and genuine pain matches their dark humor and edtwt culture, seen in threads like “~get worse diet~ accountability 🧵 for edtwt n myself cs ure not gonna catch me single AND fat 😸😸” that dress real suffering in playful aesthetics.

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