Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical thinker: Frequently dissects themes, motives, and symbolism in depth, e.g. their long analysis of art as rebellion in Naruto in “I'm surprised the topic of art within the narutoverse isn't tackled more.”
- Creative writer: Actively writes multi‑k word fics and playful headcanons, such as the 14k and 5k #sasodei works promoted in “today I offer 14k of Sasori conducting anything but a scientific research of Deidara's chest mouth.” and “those jets in Sasori's palms refused to leave my mind, so I present 5k of #sasodei being stupid and horny”
- Community‑minded: Defends fan creators and rejects treating fanworks as products, as in “It infuriates me when people use ship's ao3 count to flex superiority or wail about inferiority.”
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on their own avoidance and perfectionism, e.g. “overthinking is killing me, I nitpick every idea I have till I write it off as dumb, shallow or ooc.” and “My toxic trait is inwardly scalling the avoidant traits… I've been ghosting her ever since.”
- Principled queer: Clearly articulates and embraces their asexual, aromantic, agender identity and queer readings of media, e.g. “nothing in my life felt as liberating as the realization I'm asexual, aromantic and agender.” and their queer‑coded readings like “Rouge ninjas are a queer allegory in my head”
Weaknesses:
- Harsh perfectionism: Describes discarding ideas and work as dumb or lousy and considering quitting writing altogether in “I've been thinking about quitting for good… I nitpick every idea I have till I write it off as dumb, shallow or ooc.”
- Avoidant communication: Openly admits to extreme ghosting behavior as a 'toxic trait' in “Someone says they've deferred texting back for a day and I have to snicker… I've been ghosting her ever since.”
- Self‑isolating: Frames their a‑spec realization as freeing but also acknowledges it’s an “extremely isolating road” in “It's an extremely isolating road, but nothing in my life felt as liberating as the realization I'm asexual, aromantic and agender.”
- Bleak rhetoric: Uses intense, death‑tinged phrasing even in family contexts, like “I'd rather kms than contribute to the country's population growth.”, which can alienate others.
- Overattached fandom: Admits their whole account is consumed by one ship and that they can't let the brainrot go, e.g. “My whole acc is sasodei by this point, brainrot ain't going anywhere… If I had any shame to spare I would've locked the acc.”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: highly analytical, politically and socially aware, creative, and a bit alienated from the norm. This user constantly dissects themes and systems in media, like when they discuss art as rebellion in the shinobi world in “Art is about the conscious self expression. In the world where mindless obedience is a norm its very existence is an act of rebellion.” – Lisa does the same with her world, always interrogating structures around her. They’re also outspokenly queer and reflective about identity, saying “nothing in my life felt as liberating as the realization I'm asexual, aromantic and agender.”, which mirrors Lisa’s canon and fanon depictions as questioning norms and exploring nontraditional paths. The mix of earnest overthinking and self-deprecating humor, like “I've been overcritical as of lately, like I'm writing thesis, not fanfics”, fits Lisa’s tendency to turn hobbies into full philosophical projects. Finally, their combination of compassion and sharp critique – for example calling out capitalistic views of fanworks in “it goes to show you see fanfics through capitalistic lenses, as products measuring worth, not gifts shared with you” – strongly echoes Lisa’s moral seriousness and idealism.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as strongly introverted: they describe themselves as avoidant and ghosting a friend after oversharing (“I've been ghosting her ever since”), talk about feeling isolated in their identity (“It's an extremely isolating road”), and mention potentially locking the account for brainrot shame while still using it mainly to info-dump (“If I had any shame to spare I would've locked the acc”). Their focus is clearly intuitive: they constantly extrapolate themes and symbolism from fiction, e.g. art as rebellion in the shinobi system (“Art is about the conscious self expression… its very existence is an act of rebellion”), queerness in curse marks and rogue ninjas (“Rouge ninjas are a queer allegory in my head”), and political readings of Amegakure (“loops back to Ame's bloody past as a colony”). They lean thinking over feeling: they argue from principles and structural critique more than personal vibes, like calling out AO3-ship-count discourse as capitalist framing (“you see fanfics through capitalistic lenses, as products measuring worth”), dissecting shinobi peace logic (“If shinobi and peace are antonyms, get rid of the shinobi altogether”), and analyzing characters’ psychology in a detached way (“He's a tragically love deprived character… relationships are bidirectional”). Their lifestyle and creative process look more perceiving than judging: they complain about writer’s block and overthinking instead of structured output (“I've been thinking about quitting for good… I nitpick every idea I have”), joke about 4 a.m. tangents leading to random headcanons (“It's 4am. Deidara can't sleep. He hits Sasori with do you think pigeons have feelings”), and admit to being consumed by long-term brainrot rather than moving on efficiently (“My whole acc is sasodei by this point, brainrot ain't going anywhere”). Put together—introspective, theory-heavy, analytical but self-critical, and somewhat disorganized—their pattern fits INTP best: a solitary, idea-driven, highly analytical fan who lives in meta, headcanons, and conceptual frameworks more than in social performance or rigid planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, triple A battery, huh? Good thing I’m a rogue ninja—wanna team up so I can keep you fully charged while you burn all that sasodei brainrot into 20k more words?
- You said rouge ninjas are a queer allegory; does that mean if I defect from my village and follow you, it officially counts as me coming out as ‘hopelessly into @noa_ciharu’?
- You joke that people say you look like you died a week ago and that your shade of brown is for the caffeine addiction—if you ever need someone to haunt the coffee shop with you and overanalyze Akatsuki lore, I volunteer as your favorite ghost.
- You once said discovering you’re asexual, aromantic, and agender was the most liberating thing—so consider this less a pick‑up line and more an offer: can I be your co-conspirator in never contributing to amatonormativity or the country’s population growth ever again?
- You keep calling Sasori and Deidara the embodiment of every letter in BDSM—if Kishimoto put that much tension into their dynamic, surely the universe can handle a little ship between a fic writer with eyebags deluxe and one overly impressed reader, yeah?
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Naruto meta gremlin with an Akatsuki fixation. Writes fic, overthinks villains, triple‑A on the LGBTQ+ spectrum. Once bomb-joked my way into a shadowban.– @noa_ciharu
Your signature cocktail
Triple A Akatsuki Brainrot Fizz
This cocktail starts with an over-extracted espresso shot for the "shade of brown" caffeine addiction and chronic exhaustion, as they say people tell them “I give vibes like I've died a week ago. Shade of brown is for the caffeine addiction”. Plum sake with a hint of chili stands in for their passionate fixation on morally complex villains and ships like Sasori/Deidara, from musing on Deidara’s art and despair “They carved out a world for themselves where art 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴… then Sasori is gone and Deidara is abruptly thrust into reality where it does not.” to horny 5k fics “those jets in Sasori's palms refused to leave my mind, so I present 5k of #sasodei being stupid and horny”. Black sesame & charcoal syrup represents their dark analytical streak and love for the grim sides of Naruto’s world, like calling rogue ninjas a queer allegory “Rouge ninjas are a queer allegory in my head” and picking apart Konan, Ame, and systemic violence “by killing her he did steal the village's future... It's never allowed true sovereignty”. A dash of absinthe nods to their self-described triple A identity and liberation from amatonormativity “nothing in my life felt as liberating as the realization I'm asexual, aromantic and agender”, giving the drink a lucid, otherworldly edge instead of conventional sweetness. Finally, tonic water with edible silver glitter mirrors their sparkling, relentless brainrot and shitpost energy “My whole acc is sasodei by this point, brainrot ain't going anywhere. I've reached the point where every panel of them makes me wanna wordvomit”, as well as their stubborn dedication to overthinking everything from Kage assassinations to puppet cleaning logistics “Real question now. How does Kankuro clean the inside of that puppet?... I know it reeks bad in there”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is dominated by analysis, meta, and close reading of canon, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw. They unpack themes like art, politics, and systems of power in Naruto with sustained, essay-like focus, for example in their thread about art as rebellion: “I'm surprised the topic of art within the narutoverse isn't tackled more. It ties directly into the motif of shinobi being more than just tools. Art is about the conscious self expression. In the world where mindless obedience is a norm its very existence is an act of rebellion.”. They also interrogate character psychology and narrative nuance, such as Konan/Obito/Amegakure politics and metaphor: “The way Konan phrased this makes it seem like Obito is robbing Amegakure and tainting its legacy… On a metaphorical level, it loops back to Ame's bloody past as a colony. It's never allowed true sovereignty” and Sasuke’s growth under different conditions: “Because Sakon was essentially right. Sasuke would have never gotten nearly as strong as he did if he stayed in the Leaf village”. Their curiosity is broad and theoretical, extending to questions of ontology and identity, like pondering Sasori’s attraction divorced from physical and social norms: “What becomes of the sexual attraction once physical component is taken out of the equation and romantic without the social amatonormative conditioning?”. Even their fanfic process is framed like academic work – they complain they’re treating fic like a thesis: “I've been overcritical as of lately, like I'm writing thesis, not fanfics”. The driving forces here are intellect, analysis, and creative theorizing, which align most strongly with Ravenclaw over the other houses.
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cinnamon - Panic! at the Disco
The introspective, slightly bitter yet self-assured tone of cinnamon fits Noa’s mix of overthinking, detachment, and intense niche passions. They describe themselves as a “triple a battery” and openly celebrate being asexual, aromantic, and agender in “nothing in my life felt as liberating as the realization I'm asexual, aromantic and agender”, mirroring the song’s refusal to conform to typical romantic or social expectations. Their love of morally complex villains and queerness-as-allegory in Naruto, like calling rogue ninjas a queer allegory in “Rouge ninjas are a queer allegory in my head”, reflects the song’s themes of being out of step with the norm yet strangely comfortable there. The song’s mixture of melancholy and swagger also matches tweets where they wrestle with self-doubt about writing in “I've been thinking about quitting for good… I nitpick every idea I have” but still lean fully into niche brainrot in “My whole acc is sasodei by this point, brainrot ain't going anywhere”. Overall, cinnamon captures their combination of alienation, dry humor, obsessive fandom analysis, and quiet pride in being exactly who they are.
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