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The mix of mischievous humor, trolling, and bravado fits Bart Simpson best. This user is playful and provocative, joking about politics and conflict with posts like “Who said gays are not allowed in Gaza?” and “I'm not going to pay 150 baht for Palestine because Palestine is free”, much like Bart’s irreverent, boundary-pushing jokes. At the same time, they show a loyal, emotional side toward friends and country, for example mourning a fallen friend in “Nuch on your resting place my dear brother, proud that you were my friend, hero of Israel I love you” and celebrating hostages’ rescue with “Impossible not to cry… Thank you to Shin Bet and the IDF 🇮🇱❤️🎗”, echoing Bart’s hidden big heart beneath the troublemaking. Their love of sports and dramatic reactions to football, like “How I love footballlllll” and “What is going on in this game 😭”, also matches Bart’s passionate, impulsive energy. Finally, the combination of cheeky insults (“syrian princess called me ugly”) and open criticism of authority (“I'm tired of a system that sanctifies ranks before people”) is very much in Bart’s anti-authoritarian, prankster spirit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as an Extravert (E): they openly share opinions on politics, football, and daily life, and even joke about public recognition, e.g. “Mom I'm famous!”, which suggests comfort with attention and social engagement. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S), grounded in concrete, present experiences: they talk about specific bus incidents (“the bus driver skipped 2 stations…”), app inaccuracies (“Is there anything more annoying than Moovit lying?”), and real-world military and hostage events rather than abstract theorizing. The tone is dominantly Thinking (T): they criticize behavior and arguments in a direct, sometimes harsh way, such as calling a thread “Mental illness” or saying “I am so quick to block people whose only arguments are things that were already debunked”, prioritizing logic and consistency over harmony even while clearly caring about people. Finally, they lean Judging (J) in their preference for structure, rules, and strong opinions about how systems should work: they complain about the army’s hierarchy yet argue for a professional army with clearer structure (“love the army, hate the system, we need a professional army”), and they value order and standards in politics and sports, reacting strongly when those standards are violated (“How is it possible that in 2022 FIFA threatens to punish players… who support LGBTQ”). Overall, their combination of outspoken social presence, concrete focus, blunt logical critique, and strong judgmental stance fits ESTJ best.

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Israeli vet & football addict. Minesweeper PB enthusiast, occasional worldcup ‘American soldier’, and full-time defender of friends, facts & YNWA.– @NoamBitton5

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This drink starts with pomegranate arak, a bold Israeli spirit for an “undefeatable Israeli soldier” who tweets “An undefeatable Israeli soldier. You'll Never Walk Alone ❤️”. The sparkling grapefruit soda adds high-energy fizz and football-night excitement, echoing their joy in tweets like “איך אני אוהב כדורגלללללל” and “איזה כיף להיות אוהד ליברפול העונה הזאת אמאלהההה”. A dash of bitters stands for the pain and grief in posts like “כואב הלב 💔 נוח על משכבך בשלום אחי היקר, גאה שהיית חבר שלי, גיבור ישראל אוהב אותך מלא איליי ❤️” and angry frustration at people desecrating a fallen friend’s stickers in “אני וחבר שלי הדבקנו כמה סטיקרים של חבר שנפל... מי שעושה את זה צריך להירקב”. The lime slice cuts through with brightness, like their sharp humor in “Who said gays are not allowed in Gaza?” and playful complaints about everyday nonsense such as “יש יותר מעצבן מזה שהמוביט משקר?”. Finally, a pinch of sea salt represents resilience and tears mixed together: the emotional highs of “אי אפשר שלא לבכות. ככה פותחים שבת. תודה לשב'כ ולצה'ל 🇮🇱❤️🎗” and the bittersweet pride of a soldier who loves his country yet criticizes its system in “אוהב את הצבא, שונא את המערכת, צריך צבא מקצועי.”. This cocktail is strong but sparkling, bittersweet yet refreshing—just like a timeline that swings from football joy to political fire and heartfelt grief.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in this account is courage and moral bravery, very characteristic of Gryffindor. They speak openly and forcefully about antisemitism and anti‑Israeli violence even when it’s contentious, e.g. calling out attacks on Israeli civilians and those celebrating them in “Remember! Killing civilians and kids is bad (unless they are Israeli)… As you can see, Pro Palestinians celebrate this attack 👇🧵” and describing another case as “This is just blatant antisemitism at this point she isn't even trying to hide it like before”. They also show a willingness to confront systems they see as unjust, writing about the army: “after a year and 8 months… I’m sick of a system that sanctifies ranks before people… love the army, hate the system, we need a professional army”, which reflects standing up to authority despite personal cost. Their bio, “An undefeatable Israeli soldier. You'll Never Walk Alone ❤️”, and grief‑tinged pride for a fallen friend in “Nuch al mishkavcha beshalom… proud you were my friend, hero of Israel” show a heroic self‑image, readiness to fight, and emotional boldness. There is loyalty (Hufflepuff‑like) in defending friends and hostages, such as “מי שרוצה שהחטופים יחזרו שישים לייק 🙏❤️” and “בדרכי להגן על עמית גביש בתגובות באינסטגרם 🙃”, but it serves a passionate, confrontational style more aligned with Gryffindor than the quieter Hufflepuff ethos. Overall, the blend of open confrontation, principled stances under fire, and a soldier/hero identity makes Gryffindor the best fit.

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The clearest fit is You'll Never Walk Alone, which they literally reference in their bio: "You'll Never Walk Alone ❤️". The song’s themes of solidarity and perseverance mirror how they talk about fallen friends and comrades, for example mourning a friend with “כואב הלב 💔 נוח על משכבך בשלום אחי היקר, גאה שהיית חבר שלי, גיבור ישראל אוהב אותך מלא איליי ❤️”. Their identity as an “undefeatable Israeli soldier” and posts like “אי אפשר שלא לבכות. ככה פותחים שבת. תודה לשב'כ ולצה'ל 🇮🇱❤️🎗” match the song’s message of courage during dark times. As a passionate Liverpool fan celebrating the season with “איזה כיף להיות אוהד ליברפול העונה הזאת אמאלהההה”, they’re also tied to the club whose anthem is this very song. Altogether, the mix of grief, pride, resilience, and community in their tweets is exactly what You'll Never Walk Alone is about.

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