Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Directness: States positions bluntly, e.g., 'Concealed carry is cuckery. It should be legal and normal to carry long guns in public.'
- Historical interest: Shares detailed medieval facts, e.g., 'Medieval people loved colour' and 'Castles were NOT BARE STONE, EVER!!!'
- Analytical comparison: Compares gun statistics between US and Australia, e.g., 'Comparing apples to oranges (the US is not Australia)' and uses homicide metrics.
- Entrepreneurial mindset: Bio claims 'World's Greatest Polymarketeer' and notes former Lockheed Martin shareholding, showing business focus.
- Religious commitment: Bio mentions conversion to Orthodoxy, indicating personal religious dedication.
Weaknesses:
- Hate speech: Uses hostile language toward groups, e.g., anti‑Muslim comment 'two Muslims were shooting Jews…' and anti‑immigrant slurs.
- Misinformation: Makes unsubstantiated claims, e.g., 'ZERO evidence that stealing guns reduces crime' without supporting data.
- Aggressive tone: Employs profanity and threats, e.g., 'Fuck off + kys' and other vulgar dismissals.
- Conspiratorial: Suggests government plots, e.g., 'the treasonous government will use it as an excuse to disarm the few people with guns left.'
- Lack of empathy: Minimizes historical suffering, e.g., 'We ended the slave trade everywhere we could' ignoring ongoing impacts.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
The user's self‑description as an Actual War Profiteer and former Lockheed Martin shareholder mirrors Mr. Burns’s role as the owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and his frequent dealings in weapons contracts. Their obsession with guns, e.g., the tweet saying the gun restrictions saved zero lives and another claiming concealed carry is cuckery, echoes Burns’s willingness to fund militaristic projects and view firepower as a tool of control. The user's disdain for regulation and progressive ideas, shown in tweets like comparing apples to oranges (the US is not Australia) and the claim that the Lord gave us free will which you are using to murder his most innocent creations, aligns with Burns’s authoritarian, anti‑democratic attitude. Their hateful, xenophobic remarks such as not counting the crime that 100% of illegal immigrants have committed fit Burns’s typical contempt for the common citizen. Finally, the user's fascination with historical accuracy and medieval colour, exemplified by the statement that castles were not bare stone ever, matches Mr. Burns’s nostalgic romanticism for older, elitist eras.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
The user frequently engages in direct, confrontational tweets such as "Fuck off + kys" and "dudes with troon gfs be like:" indicating an outward, socially‑oriented energy typical of Extraversion. Their arguments often focus on broad, abstract patterns—e.g., "Compare pre ban Australia to post ban Australia… ZERO benefit" and the hypothetical "If I had a time machine I would go back and kill every Victorian restorationist"—showing a preference for Intuition. They rely on logical, data‑driven challenges like "A 200 round magazine is a 5 round magazine because it will jam… Show me ONE mass shooting…" and dismiss emotional framing, reflecting a Thinking style. Finally, they make decisive, structured statements such as the single‑word "Propose." and "Jury trial is a distinctly Anglo invention and must be defended by all patriots to the death," which aligns with Judging.
Some pickup lines for you
- Is your favorite weapon a 200-round mag? Because I feel an endless ammo supply of compliments whenever I'm near you.
- They say hunting is the best way to get meat - so how about we hunt for a perfect dinner together, and I promise the only thing we'll be shooting for is a second date?
- As a self-declared polymarketeer, I can guarantee a high ROI on any time we spend together - your heart's the best investment.
- Your love for medieval art's vibrant colours makes me want to paint our own love story in bold reds and blues - no more boring stone walls.
- Since you recently converted to Orthodoxy, maybe we can bless this chat and start a new chapter together over coffee and a prayer for a great date.
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Ex-defense analyst, hobbyist hunter, medieval history nerd, and meme curator. Once tried to hunt a kangaroo in my backyard.– @Noblington
Your signature cocktail
Nobby's 200‑Round Magnum
The drink blends the raw power of rye whiskey, echoing the user's war‑profit mindset, with a splash of Russian vodka to nod to their conversion to Orthodoxy. A splash of blood‑orange juice recalls their hunting mantra – 'Hunting is the best way to get meat.' A dash of Tabasco sauce captures the fiery aggression of tweets like 'A 200 round magazine is a 5 round magazine because it will jam within that.' The rosemary garnish hints at the wild‑camping and hunting nostalgia in 'We should allow wild camping and hunting again.' Together the cocktail feels like a loaded barrel of contradictions, just like the user’s own eclectic persona.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user’s bio even labels them an "Actual War Profiteer," showing a clear drive for personal gain and power. In tweets they boast, "We should steal the nuclear bombs. What are they gonna do? We have nuclear bombs!" and "I want accurate information so I know just how traitorous the scum in Parliament are, so we can know what punishments we can give them," revealing a manipulative, ambitious mindset. Their frequent calls for violent or illegal actions, such as "If it was actually possible to build new housing ... cheaper units WOULD exist" (implying disregard for regulation) and "The Lord gave us free will, which you are using to murder his most innocent creations," illustrate a willingness to break rules for personal belief. This combination of ambition, cunning, and a readiness to use any means aligns with Slytherin values more than the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the scholarly focus of Ravenclaw.
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War Pigs - Black Sabbath
The user’s bio proudly declares them an "Actual War Profiteer," which mirrors the central theme of Black Sabbath’s "War Pigs," a song that condemns those who profit from conflict. Their tweet "Comparing apples to oranges (the US is not Australia)… ZERO benefit from stealing peoples guns" shows a disdain for governmental manipulation, echoing the lyric "Politicians hide behind a mask." The recurring anti‑regulation sentiment such as "If it was actually possible to build new housing… cheaper units WOULD exist" aligns with the song’s criticism of power‑hungry elites. Their strong pro‑gun stance, exemplified by "Concealed carry is cuckery. It should be legal and normal to carry long guns in public," reflects the track’s aggressive, militaristic tone. Finally, their hunting advocacy ("Hunting is the best way to get meat") fits the war‑like mentality of "War Pigs," which glorifies a weaponized worldview.
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