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The user mirrors the curmudgeonly, conspiratorial, and 'old man yells at cloud' energy of the Old Jewish Man, frequently expressing deep cynicism about modern society and the intelligence of others. He displays a penchant for grievances and obscure logic, such as claiming “my toes are 10 times smarter than you” and dismissing current events as “childish and ridiculous lies”. Much like the Springfield senior, he oscillates between nostalgia for the past and modern-day bitterness, lamenting that “America has become a shitty hole”. His suspicion of technology and modern trends is evident when he asserts that “modern natural disasters all have traces of human manipulation”. Ultimately, his persona is defined by a repetitive, aggressive skepticism toward the 'new world order' and those he deems “brainwashed”.

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The user demonstrates Introversion through a preference for solitary intellectual pursuits like chess and a disdain for 'Hollywood clowns' and mainstream social spectacles. Their Intuition is evident in their focus on global power structures, 'New World Order' theories, and abstract geopolitical strategies, such as “One of 36 Chinese stratagems is: 远交近攻 (collaborating with distant allies and attacking nearby enemies)”. They align with the Thinking trait by prioritizing cold logic and harsh realism over social harmony, often using blunt, aggressive language to dismiss 'liberals' as having no “common sense and basic logic”. Finally, their Judging preference is clear in their firm, uncompromising worldview and their desire for strict order, as seen when they argue that “voting without checking ID” is a failure of logical systems and societal structure.

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30-year US resident and seasoned skeptic of global narratives. From dissecting chess strategies to macro-politics, I’m the guy teaching common sense in an uncommon age.– @Nobody197575

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This cocktail is a strong, bitter concoction designed for a self-proclaimed 'patriot' who views the world through a lens of 'American Communist Party 2.0' conspiracies. The base is a fiery Bourbon, honoring a man who claims “I’ve been in the US for 30 years” and fiercely defends Trump as a “patriot persecuted by psych democrats”. The bitter Campari represents his disdain for 'yellow leftists' and 'fake news,' while the salt rim reflects his abrasive style, often telling opponents to “go and fxxk himself”. We garnish it with a single cherry to mock his theory that “there is no such thing as a free lunch”, and top it with bubbly soda to match his belief that “natural disasters have traces of human manipulation”. Serve it ice cold, much like his outlook on the “shitty hole” he believes the country has become.

Your Hogwarts House
Nobody197575 exhibits classic Slytherin traits of ambition, self-preservation, and a sharp, often cynical focus on social hierarchy. They display a cold pragmatism regarding survival of the fittest, stating, “免费疫苗 为民除害 净化基因” (Free vaccines... purifying the genes), while simultaneously prioritizing their own family’s interests by remaining in a country they claim to loathe because “除了赚钱,对我已经没有多大的吸引力了” (except for making money, [America] has no attraction for me). Their worldview is deeply rooted in group identity and ‘us vs. them’ dynamics, often attacking those they deem unintellectual or low-status, such as when they mock “sb黄左” (stupid yellow leftists) for lacking 'common sense and basic logic.' This combination of resourcefulness for personal gain and a fierce, exclusionary loyalty to their own perceived elite status aligns them firmly with the house of Salazar Slytherin.

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@Nobody197575 embodies a fiercely anti-establishment, populist persona that mirrors the song's themes of resentment toward political elites and the "system." They consistently express disdain for the current administration and a perceived "American Communist Party 2.0," much like the song's critique of the ruling class. For example, they criticize foreign aid spending while Americans suffer, stating that “democrats have been keeping sending 100s billions Americans hard working money to Ukraine for free”. Their self-identification as a hard-working taxpayer who gets nothing back aligns with the "it ain't me" sentiment, specifically claiming, “I have been paying taxes for decades and haven't received a penny in return”. Ultimately, their tweets reflect a deep-seated belief that the “Deep states” and elites are destroying the country while ordinary patriots are left behind.

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