Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequent jokes and memes, like laughing at fandom drama and absurd situations, e.g. reactions to gacha, games, and classmates in “nos td fazendo resumo no mesmo doc e alguem pergunta o que eh quokka”.
- Emotional openness: Shares feelings frankly, from nostalgia about her Furby in “me deu sdds qnd eu tinha uns 11 anos meu pai foi pro paraguai…” to frustration, love for characters, and missing ‘Ela’ in “tudo me lembra Ela meu deus que saudades”.
- Affectionate friend: Posts a lot about friends and mutuals with warmth, like cheering oomfs playing Endwalker in “oomfie jogando endwalker meu deus mal posso esperar…” and saying “amo vcs bostas” in “amo vcs bostas”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows deep enthusiasm for games/anime (MGS, FFXIV, Honkai, Enstars, Noragami), e.g. “eu te amo endwalker eu te amo hnngghhnmfmmm” and detailed talk about Boothill/Firefly banners in “tw nerdice gacha. queria tanto tentar pegar o LC do bosty…”.
- Self-aware irony: Often mocks her own nerdiness or habits, like [“coisa feia querer jogar kh3 e twewy por causa de um único personagem q se parece com o noctis coping” or worrying about reinforcing stereotypes in “querendo dar rt no snake com o pau pra fora mas não quero reforçar os estereótipos…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses a lot of swearing and aggressive phrasing, e.g. “pqp fiz coisas hj q levarei para o tumulo bem quietinha” and insults when annoyed by people in her mentions in “pqp eu tweetei q n queria q javali fosse metralhado e agora tem 30 incel bolsonaro nas minhas mentions”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets intense thoughts in the moment (death jokes, rage, oversharing), like “o jogo falando da firefly vou me mata” and posting about doing things she’ll “take to the grave” in “pqp fiz coisas hj q levarei para o tumulo bem quietinha”.
- Negativity focus: Frequently centers discomfort or annoyance—illness, professors, drama, politics—as in “indo passar 3 horas dentro de um ônibus com fome em estado febril…” and “a humilhação q eh tentar tirar dúvida e ter q ficar reformulando pq o prof nao entendeu nada .....”.
- Self-deprecating tone: Leans on putting herself down or exaggerating misery, like “tenho depressao severa” and calling her own crowd “bostas” even affectionately in “amo vcs bostas”.
- Online conflict-prone: Gets pulled into or irritated by Twitter discourse, e.g. criticizing people who jump on ‘I already knew’ bandwagons in “ai odeio quando algo acontece q alguém eh desmascarado e surge uns caba pra falar Hmmmm na vdd eu já sabia…” and complaining about unnecessary arguments in “so no twitter mesmo q uma mina tweetando q ama se arrumar vira uma discussão enorme…”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely resembles Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, but ultimately affectionate and loyal to their friends. They oscillate between horny gremlin energy and shitposting mischief, like in “fork me good.......” and “Quero profanar teu corpo com as mais vis sacanagens que se possa imaginar”, which fits Bart’s troublemaker, boundary‑pushing vibe. Their sense of humor is loud, dramatic, and often over-the-top—“enviando cem javalis a todos q continuarem me enchendo o saco” and “querendo dar rt no snake com o pau pra fora mas não quero reforçar os estereótipos que os blusfas têm de mim” sound exactly like Bart’s gleeful trolling. At the same time, they show unexpected sincerity and emotional softness, like in “odeio tweets melancólicos sobre mães pq todos me fazem chorar q nem criancinha” and “mais um dia acordando e sentindo a presença de Deus ❤️🕊️ gloria senhor”, mirroring Bart’s hidden sentimental side beneath the prankster mask. Their pop‑culture obsession with games and anime (Metal Gear, FF14, Honkai) and constant boredom/complaining about school-like responsibilities, as in “a humilhação q eh tentar tirar dúvida e ter q ficar reformulando pq o prof nao entendeu nada .....”, also strongly mirrors Bart’s student-slacker energy more than any other Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly reference friends, mutuals and social plans, like going out with "oomflets" in “INDO RODAR PRO BOSTY COM OOMFLETS” and joking about fathers adding them on Steam in “os pais de família adicionando eu e riri na steam juro por deus”, showing strong outward social engagement and a comfort with public oversharing such as “hj vou pegar estrada com um mano q nunca vi na vida deus nos tenha tudo pra não passar 3 horas num ônibus”. They appear Intuitive (N) because their tweets are full of playful exaggeration, metaphor, and imagination rather than concrete how‑to details, for example “enviando cem javalis a todos q continuarem me enchendo o saco” and dramatic fan reactions like “MINHA VIDA ACABOU” and “solace shelter hope and love, greater than the tales sing of..... looooooveeee”. They are clearly Feeling (F): they lead with emotion, attachment and affection (e.g. “te amo😭😭😭😭😭🖕🖕🖕”, “amo vcs bostas”), get upset by online cruelty in “ai odeio quando algo acontece q alguém eh desmascarado e surge uns caba pra falar Hmmmm na vdd eu já sabia...” and are moved by family/mother themes in “odeio tweets melancólicos sobre mães pq todos me fazem chorar q nem criancinha”. Their spontaneity and chaotic lifestyle cues indicate Perceiving (P): they complain about disorganization and last‑minute discomfort in “indo passar 3 horas dentro de um ônibus com fome em estado febril...”, joke about broken or weak hardware in “desgraça de computador q nao roda nem lol mais”, and gacha pulls in “tw nerdice gacha. queria tanto tentar pegar o LC do bosty mas não posso a firefly já tá logo ai 😭😭😭”, all of which suggest going with the flow rather than structured planning. Overall, the combination of highly social, expressive, emotionally driven, fandom‑obsessed and impulsive behavior is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’ll never use your ultimate talent of knowing all the SNSD choreos, so how about you teach me just one chorus and I’ll pay you back by being your permanent pilates partner + McDonald’s sponsor?
- You’re out here sending 100 boars to annoyers and still worried about reinforcing blusfa stereotypes with Snake’s dick on the TL… I promise if I become your oomf, the only thing I’ll spam is praise for your impeccable MGS and FF taste.
- You missing your Spanish‑speaking Furby and tweeting ‘who can match my freak’ feels like a challenge—let me be the weirdo who talks to you in bad Spanish while we co‑op some janky gacha game and complain about Honkai accounts together.
- You testing COVID-positive, riding a bus febrile after eating cursed milho, and still hyped for Endwalker and Boothill… I don’t want to farm LC, I want to farm your resilience—and then make sure next time you’re sick it’s on my couch with chocolate instead of rodoviária Talento inflation.
- You prayed ‘bosty amanhã’ and counted 85/90 pulls like it was a sacred ritual—if you can put that much faith into pixels, imagine what we could do co‑worshipping Big Boss, Reigen, Firefly, and a little house that’s ‘nossa casinha’ but IRL.
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22 • vet student in love with games, FF14, and questionable gacha pulls. Once bonded with a Spanish‑speaking Furby and never emotionally recovered.– @noctisexo
Your signature cocktail
Bosty Fever Dream Highball
This cocktail runs on chaotic gamer energy, mixing jittery espresso cachaça with bright guaraná soda for someone who can tweet “indo passar 3 horas dentro de um ônibus com fome em estado febril nariz escorreno dor de garganta sem fone d ouvido enxaqueca calafrio dor de barriga pq meu aomoso foi um milho estragado” and still live-post it. Passion fruit brings tropical sweetness and drama for the person thirst-tweeting things like “quem me dera morder sua orelha cafungar seu pescoço e te roerrrr atéeee o ossooooooooo feito cachorro” and “Quero profanar teu corpo com as mais vis sacanagens que se possa imaginar”. The smoked salted caramel adds the bitter-sweet, a little burnt edge of someone who can say “tenho depressao severa” right next to “mais um dia acordando e sentindo a presença de Deus ❤️🕊️ gloria senhor”. Finally, the lime in chili sugar is for their sharp, spicy timeline — the same person who tweets “enviando cem javalis a todos q continuarem me enchendo o saco” and complains about “pqp eu tweetei q n queria q javali fosse metralhado e agora tem 30 incel bolsonaro nas minhas mentions” deserves a finish that both bites and makes you laugh. Strong, sugary, a little unhinged and very online, it’s the perfect drink to sip while crying over gacha pulls like “tw nerdice gacha. queria tanto tentar pegar o LC do bosty mas não posso a firefly já tá logo ai 😭😭😭” and declaring “eu te amo endwalker eu te amo hnngghhnmfmmm”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to loudly stand up for what they feel, even over small things. They openly rant about online behavior, calling out people who posture after someone is exposed in “ai odeio quando algo acontece q alguém eh desmascarado e surge uns caba pra falar Hmmmm na vdd eu já sabia bem antes e vcs são todos muito burros 👏👏”, which fits Gryffindor’s confrontational sense of justice. They’re also very dramatic and performative in their desires and affections, saying things like “quem me dera morder sua orelha cafungar seu pescoço e te roerrrr atéeee o ossooooooooo feito cachorro” and “Quero profanar teu corpo com as mais vis sacanagens que se possa imaginar”, showing a flair for intensity rather than calm calculation. Their willingness to joke about dangerous or chaotic situations, like “hj vou pegar estrada com um mano q nunca vi na vida deus nos tenha tudo pra não passar 3 horas num ônibus”, reads as reckless courage more than self-preserving caution. They also speak in absolutes and extremes—“mato e morro por um chocolatinho agr” in “mato e morro por um chocolatinho agr mas a lanchonete aki da rodoviária eh 15 reais um talento tenha dó”—which is very Gryffindor melodrama. Overall, the dominant traits are boldness, emotional impulsiveness, and a tendency to confront or dramatize rather than to scheme or quietly endure, making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a mix of chaotic humor, self‑deprecation, and melodramatic feelings that runs through their timeline. They oscillate between joking about misery and actually feeling it, like when they say "tenho depressao severa" and talk about being sick and miserable on a bus in "indo passar 3 horas dentro de um ônibus com fome em estado febril...". There’s also a strong sense of yearning and intense attachment to fictional worlds and characters, as seen in "eu te amo endwalker eu te amo hnngghhnmfmmm" and "pqp yato e hiyori mexe com todas as químicas do meu cérebro sdds ser criança", which mirrors the teenage‑forever emotional drama in the song. Their horny, over‑the‑top posts like "quem me dera morder sua orelha cafungar seu pescoço e te roerrrr atéeee o ossooooooooo feito cachorro" and "Quero profanar teu corpo com as mais vis sacanagens que se possa imaginar" line up with the song’s themes of reckless desire and performative messiness. Finally, even when they joke about faith and daily struggle, like "mais um dia acordando e sentindo a presença de Deus ❤️🕊️ gloria senhor" and "mds nao da pra se feliz nessa vida nunca", it still feels very "eternal teenager trying to cope," which is exactly the emotional core of Teen Idle.
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