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Joey exhibits the hyper-fixated, pedantic, and cynical demeanor of The Simpsons’ Comic Book Guy, particularly through his obsessive categorization of League of Legends characters as seen when he calls “amumu the pathetic yordle” and “kled the cantankerous yordle”. He shares the character’s elitist gatekeeping of niche internet culture, bragging that he has been “keeping up with lil mar for more than 6 years”. His tweets often adopt a dismissive, superior tone regarding technicalities, such as stating “turret is a layman term”. Finally, his dramatic philosophical outbursts like “there is no more mystery” mirror the theatrical negativity and loneliness often found in the Android's Dungeon shopkeeper.

Your MBTI personality Type
Joey exhibits Introversion through a focus on solitary gaming and internal states, asking for a “hug” while remaining socially detached. His Intuition is shown through abstract, cryptic musings such as “speak only in parables” and a series of 'He who...' philosophical statements. He demonstrates a Thinking preference via blunt, often cynical observations, such as calling a character “pathetic” and categorizing game elements with detached logic like “turret is a layman term”. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style and his admission that “having fun is chill” over adhering to rigid structures.

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Strategist navigating League of Legends and AoE4. Deeply invested in internet lore since 2018. Professional respect guy with a penchant for cryptic parables.– @noctulianjeffry

Your signature cocktail
This experimental concoction is designed for the gamer who finds themselves in a “similar boat” of chaos, blending the bitter intensity of Age of Empires strategy with League of Legends tilt. The base of Absinthe represents the “insidious strangulation” of a long match, while the chili-infused tequila asks the eternal question: “north or south”. It’s a drink for someone who claims “i like being chill” yet possesses the frantic energy of a “kled the cantankerous yordle”. Served cold to match “the damp chill of life”, it’s strong, slightly confusing, and definitely not for laymen.

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Joey exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a darker, resourceful wit, often framing his interactions through a lens of power and consequence, such as when he warns, “steal from me i will destroy me”. His ambition and focus on hierarchy are evident in his competitive gaming mindset and the cryptic, authoritative way he categorizes others, seen in tweets like “he who knows.” and “CONQUER”. He values historical status and “knowing things,” boasting about his longevity in niche circles with “bro yer following a guy who’s been following and keeping up with lil mar for more than 6 years”. This combination of cunning, a preoccupation with legacy, and a blunt, occasionally ruthless edge firmly aligns him with the house of ambition.

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Joey’s tweets reflect a frantic, stream-of-consciousness energy that mirrors the song's themes of social alienation and mental overload. He oscillates between mundane observations and sudden, intense outbursts, such as when he shouts “YA GET WHAT YE DESERVE YA FKN CHOLO LEZ”. Much like the song's narrator feeling trapped by societal expectations, he expresses feeling restricted, stating “My life has been bombarded. My freedom, it has been stripped”. His obsession with repetitive questions like “what the fucking kind of north or south is this” captures a sense of confusion and frustration with the world. Ultimately, his desire for simple comfort, seen in the plea “i need a hug”, provides a vulnerable contrast to his more aggressive, paranoid-style posts.

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