Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care, e.g. calling their partner the most beautiful and missing them: “meu namorado eh o mais lindo do mundo lero lerooo”, “quero minha namorada”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like joking about alcohol and energy drinks or gameplay names: “pois eu sempre tomei alcool com energetico e nunca morri !!!”, “o nick do jhonny no clash eh docinho”.
- Reflective: Shows thoughtful takes on art, history, and media, e.g. defending non‑obvious art and analyzing storytelling: “acho triste abrir os comentarios de um video de alguma exposicao onde a arte nao eh 'obvia'...”, “mostrar so a foto da morte do protagonista foi muito mais impactante...”.
- Loyal: Displays long‑term attachment to idols and relationships, such as celebrating years with Heejin and defending favorite groups: “faço 5 anos com a heejin esse ano”, “a heejin eh so minha pra sempre”.
- Emotionally_open: Openly shares feelings about stress, longing, and sudden sadness: “qmo muito minha namorada to tristw”, “ai quw tristeza repentina”, “as vezes desabafar no tumblr eh cafe da manha”.
Weaknesses:
- Self_critical: Uses harsh language toward themself in frustrating moments, e.g. “so si fodo” and complaining about personal setbacks like disforia and lack of accessories: “nao tenho nenhum colar pq disforia da silva ai nessas horas eu so me lasco”.
- Pessimistic: Often frames situations in a negative or hopeless way, such as fandom or future outlook: “infelizmente a quinta geracao de ggs do kpop esta fadada ao fracasso”, “txt e enhypen ces morreram”.
- Impulsive_expression: Tweets strong reactions in all caps and sudden outbursts, showing low filter in the moment: “TA TUDO EM CHINES ESSA BOSTA”, “CES NAO FIZERO ISSO COMIGO”.
- Jealous_resentful: Shows envy and irritation toward rich or successful people, e.g. “so queria ser um rico futil estudando na puc” and “quando seu dia ja ta uma merda e aparece uma adolescente rica na sua timeline”.
- Sexually_explicit: Posts openly sexual content that could be risky in public spaces, such as “quero sexo agressivo pode macetar sem dooo” and repeated mentions of yaoi and NSFW manga: “so tem mangá +18 em site de yaoi...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, thoughtful, and very online-brained. Like Lisa, they balance being earnest and soft with sharp opinions on art and culture, e.g. reflecting on how people dismiss non-obvious art in “acho triste abrir os comentarios de um video de alguma exposicao onde a arte nao eh 'obvia'...” and declaring “historia eh tao logica quanto qualquer materia de exatas...”. They’re deeply attached to music and fandoms (Red Velvet, nmixx, k‑pop, yaoi, MCR) and get poetic about stories that hurt, as in “se for pra ver um filme ou ler um livro que nao vai me deixar com o peito apertado... eu nem quero”, which feels very Lisa-core drama. Their political/moral side shows when they defend respect in relationships in “ninguém ta forçando vcs a ficar com ninguem, pessoas so gostam de ser respeitadas mesmo”, echoing Lisa’s ethical streak. At the same time, they’re self-deprecating and anxious, joking about social fears like “sonhei que tinha levado exposed no twitter mds”, which matches Lisa’s mix of high sensitivity, overthinking, and trying to find their place in the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: even when around others, their focus is on their internal experience and close relationships, like missing their partner and wanting to curl up with them (“saudade da minha namorada quero ficar dormindo no peito da minha namorada na cama da minha namorada”) or venting privately online (“as vezes desabafar no tumblr eh cafe da manha”), rather than seeking broad social attention. Their interests and commentary show strong Intuition: they fixate on meanings, stories, and emotional impact in media (“se for pra ver um filme ou ler um livro que nao vai me deixar com o peito apertado... eu nem quero”) and think about art and interpretation in a conceptual way (“acho triste abrir os comentarios de um video de alguma exposicao... e ter centenas de pessoas dizendo que a arte nao tem mais sentido”). They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking: they prioritize respect and emotional nuance in relationships (“ninguem ta forçando vcs a ficar com ninguem, pessoas so gostam de ser respeitadas mesmo”) and often comment from a place of affection or hurt feelings (“qmo muito minha namorada to tristw”). Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they joke about not managing practical plans like studying or cursinho (“nao vou conseguir pagar cursinho esse ano qm vai ser o coitado que vai estidar comigo”) and fantasize in an open-ended, wishful way about things they’d like to do or be (“so queria ser um rico futil estudando na puc”). Taken together—introspective, emotionally driven, imaginative, somewhat unstructured—their tweets best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the biggest danger to society is alcohol that doesn’t taste like alcohol… but honestly, the real danger is someone who loves Red Velvet, Loossemble, NMIXX *and* yaoi as much as you do. That combo could get me drunk without a single drink.
- You talking about wanting to perform “Closure” and “ttyl” at SPF lives rent‑free in my head. If you ever want a duet partner, I’ll learn the choreo—worst case, we bomb the stage but have an MCR‑style “we’ll carry on” romance arc afterwards.
- The way you talk about your girlfriend—‘my boyfriend is the most beautiful in the world lero lerooo’, ‘I miss sleeping on her chest’—is actually so sweet. I don’t even want to replace her; I just want a love that makes me tweet like that about someone too. Maybe that someone could be you.
- You: ‘If a book or movie doesn’t leave my chest tight when a song matches the story, I don’t want it.’ Me: challenge accepted. Give me one night, a playlist that’s not only Jão, and I’ll make sure you can’t hear “Water Fountain” or any NMIXX b-side again without thinking of us.
- You said ‘continuem quebrando tabus e chamando a namorada de vocês de mamãe’ and also that kinkier tweet about ‘aggressive sex, pode macetar’… I’m just checking: is there a waitlist for being the next person you respectfully, consensually, and artistically ruin, or can I sign up now?
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History brain, k-pop opinions, yaoi reader, cinema enjoyer. Once binge-watched Leo Stronda recipes instead of studying and never fully recovered.– @noguzira
Your signature cocktail
Vampire Money Yaoi Spritz
This cocktail starts with a spiced rum shot bombed into no-sugar energy drink, honoring their chaotic devotion to booze and energy drinks in “pois eu sempre tomei alcool com energetico e nunca morri !!!” and the danger of alcohol that doesn’t taste like alcohol in “acho que o maior perigo da sociedade eh alcool sem gosto de alcool”. Blood orange juice stands for all the melodrama and slightly angsty, artsy vibes, from worrying about stories that break their heart in “se for pra ver um filme ou ler um livro que nao vai me deixar com o peito apertado… eu nem quero” to dreaming of intense tattoos in “quero fazer uma tatuagem aaaaAaa”. A splash of sparkling rosé wine captures how soft and romantic they are about their partner in “meu namorado eh o mais lindo do mundo lero lerooo” and “saudade da minha namorada quero ficar dormindo no peito da minha namorada”. Black cherry syrup adds a dark, fruity sweetness for their horny, yaoi-loving side in “hihi yaoi” and “so queria virar a noite lebdo yaoi curtinho a vida wh má”. Finally, edible glitter and a tiny paper heart nod to their k‑pop / aesthetic brainrot and dramatic fandom takes, from worshipping NMIXX in “o sonho do 🐈👁️ eh ter a qualidade musical do nmixx” to yelling about Red Velvet supremacy in “zoom e wildside melhores musicas do redvelvet todo mundo que discorda vai morrer”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user’s core traits are loyalty, affection, and fairness, which align strongly with Hufflepuff. They are openly devoted to their partner and friends, e.g., calling their partner “the most beautiful in the world” in “meu namorado eh o mais lindo do mundo lero lerooo” and saying they miss and want to rest on their girlfriend’s chest in “saudade da minha namorada quero ficar dormindo no peito da minha namorada na cama da minha namorada”. They value basic respect and fairness in how people treat others, as in “ninguém tá forçando vcs a ficar com ninguem, pessoas só gostam de ser respeitadas mesmo” and criticizing people for judging relationships from a single photo in “imagina querer ditar regras ou tirar conclusoes sobre o relacionamento dos outros por causa de uma foto”. They show a gentle, cozy nature more than sharp ambition or intellectual elitism, like describing venting on Tumblr as emotional sustenance in “as vezes desabafar no tumblr eh cafe da manha”. While they have tastes and strong opinions, their defining pattern is warmth, emotional attachment, and a desire for people to be kind and respectful—classic Hufflepuff qualities.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The best fit is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, capturing their mix of dark humor, emotional intensity, and love for dramatic, youth-centered chaos. Their handle is literally vampire money, a direct MCR reference, and they quote the band in “we'll carry on”, signaling a strong emo/alt identity. They often dramatize everyday frustrations in a funny way, like “so si fodo” and “2026 ja podemos parar de ligar pra ariana grande ner chega”, which mirrors the song’s sarcastic rebellion against norms. Their affection and longing for their partner in “quero minha namorada” and “qmo muito minha namorada to tristw” also fits the intense, heart-on-sleeve emotionality common in MCR’s work. Overall, Teenagers embodies their blend of angst, humor, and defiant, deeply online youth culture.
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