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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, media-obsessed nerd who’s also principled and frequently annoyed at how dumb or unfair people and companies can be, which lines up well with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re passionate about their niche interests (gacha, anime, vtubers, idols) and overanalyze them with both love and criticism, as in “mano assim de vdd eu não me importo with a game having long tutorials, BUT FOUR HOURS OF TUTORIAL IS FUCKING INSANE” and “ai nossa tadinha da empresa bilionária a culpa eh dos fãs que só queriam uma artezinha dos favs!! 🥺”. They show strong moral stances and awareness of social issues, calling out homophobia and bad-faith discourse, e.g. “fandom de lads giving a show of homophobia” and “agir como se um nb com um nome esquisito estivesse dificultando a sua luta é o puro suco de burrice”, very reminiscent of Lisa’s activism. At the same time, they’re self-aware, dramatic, and occasionally chaotic about their obsessions—see “ACABEI DE GOZAR NAS CALÇAS PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “rapazeada infelizmente oficialmente estarei jogando mais um gacha”—which matches Lisa’s tendency to get overinvested in her passions. Their mix of geeky enthusiasm, critical thinking, and exasperation with the world fits Lisa far better than the more careless Bart or oblivious Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive and socially energized, full of reactions to streamers, fandom drama, and events, e.g. the excitement of “ESTAREI LÁ MEUS AMORES TUDO POR VOCES MINHAS ANJINHAS” and asking to be adopted by people from São Paulo in “paulistas me adotem prfv eu quero mto ir”. Their focus is clearly Intuitive, constantly speculating, pattern-spotting, and theory-crafting about games and media rather than sticking to concrete details, like musing about future banners and meta in “eles vão lançar um caminho novo em todo planeta novo só pra tirar mais dinheiro com os lightcones” and guessing rarity logic in “po rapazeada é óbvio que os SPs não são 4*, vamos usar o cérebro um pouquinho sabe?”. They show a strong Feeling orientation: their judgments are value- and emotion-based, often defending people and communities (e.g. criticizing homophobia in “fandom de lads dando show de homofobia fork found in the kitchen” and calling out AI art disrespect in “usar ia em uma arte com a RAORA é cuspir na cara dos artistas do hololive”). Their tone mixes empathy with passionate, dramatic reactions, as seen in “VOLTA PRA MIM DELULUBOO 😭” and “eu odeio ficar doente já perdi dois dias de dailies no zzz pq esqueci total delas de tao mal que eu tava MEUS ROLLS PRAS ANJAAAAAS”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they complain about lack of motivation and impulse-play new gachas in “rapazeada infelizmente oficialmente estarei jogando mais um gacha” and accidentally binging Balatro in “tô jogando balatro faz três horas… olha o que voce fez comigo grifo”, and their planning around rolls is emotional and flexible rather than rigid, as in “pular esse banner com o primeiro rank S garantido vai me doer TANTO mas eu preciso das três anjas”. Putting this together, an enthusiastic, speculative, feelings-driven, and somewhat impulsive ENFP best fits their online persona.

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PT/EN • Gacha enjoyer saving every roll for my ‘angels of delusion’ • once lost dailies to a fever, still hasn’t recovered from it or Blade withdrawals– @noirheng

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail channels their chaotic, ride-or-die gacha energy, where losing a 50/50 is literally headline material, as they warn in “se eu perder o 50/50 de uma das três voces me verao nas noticias”. The smoky mezcal shot represents Blade and their dramatic devotion to him, echoing their bio shout-out “um beijo pra você, blade! onde será que anda o blade?”. A dark blackberry and cherry syrup captures their goth-angel aesthetic and intense reactions like “ACABEI DE GOZAR NAS CALÇAS PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” whenever a favorite drops. The fizzy sparkling yuzu soda is their hyper-fandom for games, vtubers, and anime, bursting through in posts like “rapazeada infelizmente oficialmente estarei jogando mais um gacha”. An espresso ice cube nods to their late-night grind and accidental three-hour Balatro sessions in “tô jogando balatro faz três horas pqp”. Finally, the edible silver glitter rim embodies the celestial drama of “ANJOS DA DESILUSÃO TÔ JUNTANDO PRA TE VEEEEEER”, sparkling like a perfect limited banner pull at 75/25 odds.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of ambition, resourcefulness, and a sharp, sometimes cutting way of defending their views that aligns closely with Slytherin. Their gacha-game planning is unapologetically min‑max and goal‑oriented, e.g. prioritizing specific characters even at personal cost: “pular esse banner com o primeiro rank S garantido vai me doer TANTO mas eu preciso das três anjas” and the meticulous priority list in “por enquanto tá assim! blade e yae = skippo qualquer um por eles… ashveil = quero mas vai depender de quem vem depois dele…”. They’re also highly confrontational when something clashes with their principles or tastes, like calling out corporations or fandom behavior with a biting tone: “ai nossa tadinha da empresa bilionária a culpa eh dos fãs que só queriam uma artezinha dos favs!! 🥺” and “meu sonho os devs matarem essa porra desse npc insuportável zero relevância zero motivos pra ter merch”. At the same time, they fiercely protect marginalized or mocked groups in a blunt way, as in “eu entendo os dois lados da história mas agir como se um nb com um nome esquisito estivesse dificultando a sua luta é o puro suco de burrice” and “fandom de lads dando show de homofobia fork found in the kitchen”, which shows a strategic, combative loyalty typical of Slytherins rather than gentle Hufflepuff energy. They’re passionate and dramatic (e.g. “ACABEI DE GOZAR NAS CALÇAS PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”), but the overarching pattern is calculated goal‑chasing and sharp-tongued defense of their interests and values, making Slytherin the best fit.

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A high‑energy, dramatic pop‑rock song like good 4 u fits them perfectly because they’re loud, expressive, and a bit chaotic in a fun way, constantly caps-lock screaming about games and fandoms, like when they wrote “ACABEI DE GOZAR NAS CALÇAS PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. The song’s mix of genuine frustration and playful exaggeration mirrors how they complain about gacha luck and dev decisions, as in “se eu perder o 50/50 de uma das três voces me verao nas noticias” and “só um 5*? num dos primeiros patches?? sei não tá esquisito isso aí...”. They oscillate between loving dedication and irritated rants about fandoms, like “às vezes sinto vergonha de falar que sou vtuber fã porque tenho medo que achem que sou igual esses incels…” and “fandom de lads dando show de homofobia”, which matches the song’s "I care a lot, but I’m also so over this" energy. Even in love for characters and idols, there’s that intense, dramatic devotion—seen in “ANJOS DA DESILUSÃO TÔ JUNTANDO PRA TE VEEEEEER” and “MINHA FILHA MINHA FILHOTA… AS ANJAS FINALMENTE SAO REAIS”—that fits the emotional extremes of the track. Overall, good 4 u captures their combination of passionate stanning, hyperbolic rage, and sardonic humor about the media they love.

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