Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Warmly sociable: Bio invites interaction (“Say hey!”) and they affectionately mention friends and oomfs, like “Hi friends how does one mute qrts”.
- Emotionally expressive: They openly share feelings—joy, frustration, anxiety—such as “I’ve had a feeling of anxiety and dread over me the past couple of days” and “I’m gonna cry this is so sweet I 💜 y’all”.
- Curious learner: They experiment with new foods and media—trying paneer and butter chicken, learning Telugu script in “Telugu writing system the hardest one for me to remember”, and starting Marvel, DC, and Star Wars because of friends.
- Fandom passionate: They engage deeply with multiple fandoms (FFXIV, 9-1-1, Pokémon, Taylor, Sabrina, Marvel/DC), analyzing plots and ships such as “If this is real AND we get no gay Eddie/buddie confirmation… I will be done”.
- Supportive partner: They speak fondly and proudly of their boyfriend, e.g. “My boyfriend, everyone” and “My boyfriend got me flowers for my birthday… I almost married the man on the spot”.
Weaknesses:
- Easily frustrated: They express strong irritation with relatively small issues, like autocorrect in “Does anyone feel like it’s harder to type correctly/autocorrect is worse since the new iOS update” and tech/translation changes.
- Health-stress focused: Health and medical concerns appear frequently and intensely, such as “I hate the us healthcare system!” and “Catheters are a sensory nightmare I want to scream”, which may amplify stress.
- Fandom overinvestment: Their mood and viewing choices hinge heavily on ship outcomes, as in “gave it one final chance but I think I’m done watching 911 lol” and threats to quit over lack of canon in this tweet.
- Self-admitted anxiety: They explicitly mention anxiety and dread in “I’ve had a feeling of anxiety and dread over me the past couple of days and aaaahhhhhh”, suggesting emotional strain that could benefit from more coping structures.
- Region frustration: They express recurring resentment about living in Texas/Missouri political climates, like “I wish I could lib out with everyone else but unfortunately I live in Texas” and “I’m in Missouri… I feel like I’m in enemy territory”, which may sap energy without clear outlets.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Noiskos reads as a thoughtful, emotionally open nerd with wide interests, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. They’re analytical and opinionated about media, from Pokémon takes like “My pokemon hot take is I hate the execution of regional forms…” to thoughtfully rating movies and shows such as “Wicked for good was stunning… part one was 4.5/5 wfg was 4/5 easily.” That reflective, slightly overthinking energy is very Lisa. Like Lisa, they balance serious concerns with humor and sincerity, joking about politics and place with posts like “I wish I could lib out with everyone else but unfortunately I live in Texas so” while also openly venting about anxiety and health, e.g. “I’ve had a feeling of anxiety and dread over me the past couple of days and aaaahhhhhh” and “I hate the us healthcare system!”. They’re a big-hearted nerd about their interests—FFXIV, 9-1-1, Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Marvel, Pokémon—mirroring Lisa’s obsessive love of music, books, and causes, as seen when they say “Downloaded Fortnite for Sabrina and this is my second match ever. Uh.” just to follow an artist. Finally, their warmth about relationships, like “My boyfriend got me flowers for my birthday tomorrow and I swear I almost married the man in the spot”, echoes Lisa’s deeply sentimental, loyal side beneath the sarcasm and critique.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their hobbies are largely solitary (FFXIV, baking, Marvel/DC, Taylor Swift deep dives, Pokémon), and they talk more about media and inner reactions than about going out or large social gatherings, e.g. “Goodnight FFXIV twt and def not 911twt as I am not that anymore /j” and “Sometimes I forget I went to nyu”, which is a very inward, reflective way to mention a big life fact. They consistently show Intuition (N) through pattern‑spotting and conceptual takes: noticing structural issues in Pokémon design like “They should have been more like the convergent species from the start”, comparing albums and songs thematically in “Relistening to lover and realizing how Similar it and TLOAS vibes, music, and lyrics are”, and turning a dream into a narrative about Taylor Swift as their lawyer in “had a dream last night I was accused of murder and taylor swift… became my lawyer”. Their values and emotional reactions dominate, pointing to Feeling (F): they focus on sweetness and affection in relationships (“My boyfriend got me flowers for my birthday tomorrow and I swear I almost married the man in the spot”), get openly upset about characters and injustices (“Buck lost the only dad he’s ever had…”; “I hate the us healthcare system!”), and rate media heavily on how it feels and the acting, as in “What some songs lacked in terms of singing was totally made up for by the acting every time”. Their lifestyle reads more Perceiving (P) than J: they present as flexible and exploratory—trying new foods (“I tried something new, which is something I rarely do, and I must say paneer is good”), impulsively downloading Fortnite “for Sabrina” in “Downloaded Fortnite for Sabrina and this is my second match ever. Uh.”, and repeatedly shifting online identities (“Changed my pfp again. It’s me again bye bye catboy”; “Back to the OG Noiskos now since I no longer am dealing with the gay firefighter show”) rather than sticking to a strict plan. Putting these together—quietly reflective, value‑driven, imaginative, and adaptable—they most closely resemble an INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re out here hunting rogue cardamom pods like they’re raid bosses, discovering butter chicken and paneer, and mastering aloo fry—when are you letting me be the spice level in your life? (Promise I’m less jump-scare than a cardamom flashbang.)
- You gave Life of a Showgirl a 4.5/5 and called Superman ‘movie good,’ but be honest: on a scale from ‘All Too Well (2012)’ to ‘All Too Well (10 Minute Version),’ how obsessed would you be if we went on a date?
- You preordered the Switch 2, play FFXIV, and made a whole cake and icing from scratch—clearly you understand long-term investment and endgame content. Can I apply to be your boyfriend’s DLC or is that slot already maxed out?
- You quit 9-1-1, still mourn Bobby, complain about Texas politics, and almost married your boyfriend on the spot when he got you flowers… I don’t wanna steal you, but if you ever want another queer, overinvested media goblin to yell about Buddie and Die Mannschaft tickets with, I’m right here.
- You cried over Froslass merch being nonexistent, ranked your top 50 Pokémon, and demanded a ghost cat mon—so let me haunt your DMs like a Ghost/Ice type: I’ll be as loyal as Froslass, as clingy as a haunted balloon on Balloon Day, and I promise I’ll never say salt is too spicy.
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Your new Twitter bio
Houston-based gamer & media nerd. FFXIV main, 9-1-1 survivor, Swift-curious. Once dreamt Taylor Swift was my lawyer in a murder case (I was innocent).– @noiskos
Your signature cocktail
The Gay Ghost Cat GCD (Global Cooldown)
The cardamom-infused vodka hits like that one spice you miss until it explodes in your mouth, just like when they said “biting in to a pod of cardamom like a flashbang guess what I just did”, giving this drink a chaotic, sensory-jumpscare core. A mango lassi reduction stands in for their soft, sweet side and recent love affair with Indian food, from “I tried something new… paneer is good” to “I didn’t even know it existed a year ago but I’m so glad butter chicken exists”. The green chili–spiked lime syrup brings heat and sharpness, a nod to their dramatic fandom takes like “gave it one final chance but I think I’m done watching 911 lol” and their all-caps emotional reactions to media. A butter-chicken-spiced salt rim references both their cooking/baking era (“Made aloo fry on my own… it didn’t turn out half bad!”) and their tendency to season everything in their life with a little extra discourse. Finally, the splash of sparkling sake is playful, queer, and a bit unexpected—like a mash-up of FFXIV, Pokémon, and gay firefighter drama, embodied in tweets like “Goodnight FFXIV twt and def not 911twt as I am not that anymore /j” and “Why is there no ghost cat pokemon gamefreak pls”, giving the whole cocktail an effervescent, multi-fandom vibe.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a strong pattern of curiosity, niche knowledge, and playful analysis that fits Ravenclaw best. They get genuinely excited about learning and media details, like diving into Wikipedia stats in “I got a Wikipedia wrapped??????” and comparing music structures and themes in “Relistening to lover and realizing how Similar it and TLOAS vibes, music, and lyrics are”. They also enjoy dissecting franchise design choices, as in their critique of Pokémon regional forms in “My pokemon hot take is I hate the execution of regional forms… They should have been more like the convergent species from the start”, which shows analytical thinking rather than pure emotional reaction. Their willingness to pick up new systems and languages—such as “Bro why is the Telugu writing system the hardest one for me to remember of all the ones I’ve learned”—points to a genuine love of learning and mental challenge. Even their media consumption is framed through an almost academic curiosity (e.g., exploring Marvel, DC, Star Wars, and Bollywood because friends or games sparked interest, as in “Oomf finally got me to watch Star Wars after 27 years” and “I am watching Student of the Year for the plot. Certainly not the acting tho”). While they clearly have Hufflepuff warmth and loyalty toward friends and fandoms, the throughline of intellectual curiosity and thoughtful critique makes Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
mastermind - Taylor Swift
A well-suited song for Noiskos is “mastermind” by Taylor Swift. They balance nerdy, detail-oriented fandom brain with romance and careful emotional investment: they obsess over ships like buddie and ryliver, as seen in posts like “We got phan before buddie” and “And at 9:01 pm Eastern/8:01 pm Central when ryliver goes canon on Instagram? What then?”, mirroring the song’s theme of quietly plotting outcomes while acting casual. The song’s mix of sincerity and self-aware dramatics matches tweets where they’re both earnest and a little tongue-in-cheek about their feelings, such as “I’m gonna cry this is so sweet I 💜 y’all” and “My boyfriend got me flowers for my birthday tomorrow and I swear I almost married the man in the spot”. Their timeline also shows a tendency to overanalyze media and relationships (Taylor, Sabrina, 9-1-1, Marvel, FFXIV), like “Relistening to lover and realizing how Similar it and TLOAS vibes, music, and lyrics are”, which fits the song’s meticulous, analytical romance. Finally, they live in a swirl of fandom, queerness, and slightly chaotic humor—“Back to the OG Noiskos now since I no longer am dealing with the gay firefighter show”—all of which lines up with the song’s vibe of being both dramatic and self-aware about the way they love and obsess.
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