
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They fit best with Lisa Simpson: an emotional, thoughtful teen who’s academically pressured, idealistic, and very into her niche interests. Like Lisa, they feel drained by school and classes, as seen in tweets like “anytime I attend this class I feel my soul getting sucked out” and “classes tomorrow I feel so sick I don't want to go 💔💔💔 anyone else start suffering from horrible stomachaches when they remember that they have to further their education”. They also have a strong inner world and depend on media, games, and fiction for meaning and comfort, similar to Lisa with books and causes, shown in “I wish I could sleep forever but I'd miss akeshu fan fiction and talking to my friends” and their constant love for otome games and Persona 5 like “I love you joker persona 5”. Their sensitivity and mix of despair with small joys – for example “the world is evil and unkind but sweets, video games and cats are in it to balance things out” – strongly aligns with Lisa’s melodramatic yet hopeful outlook. Finally, their occasional self-deprecation and sense of being a bit of an outsider, as in “I'm such a loser”, mirrors Lisa’s frequent feeling that she doesn’t quite fit in but still clings to the things she loves.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as clearly introverted: most tweets center on solitary hobbies like otome games and merch collecting, and they describe low social/energy tolerance, such as feeling drained by classes (“anytime I attend this class I feel my soul getting sucked out”) and wanting to skip them (“today is going as horrible as I anticipated, do I just skip my last 2 classes”). Their imagination and symbolism lean strongly intuitive, shown in thoughts like wanting to reincarnate as a flower (“I hope I get to be a cute flower in a well loved garden in my next life”) and framing life in poetic exaggerations (“the world is evil and unkind but sweets, video games and cats are in it to balance things out”). They prioritize feelings, attachment, and subjective values over logic, evident in intense emotional reactions to media and characters (“I just finished yves' despair end wow Damn ☹️ I hope the salvation ending makes up for this, I'm so sad”) and caring about fandom harmony (“then do yourself and everyone else the favor of just keeping yourself out of those spaces”). Their lifestyle looks flexible and somewhat chaotic rather than structured: oversleeping and missing classes (“Overslept and missed my classes, maybe a blessing in disguise”), starting new games instead of finishing old ones (“Starting a new otome game instead of finishing the ones I have backlogged”), and spontaneous purchases like a Funko Pop they kind of regret (“I can't believe I just spent my own money on a funko pop 💔”) all suggest Perceiving. Taken together—the introspective, fantasy-leaning, emotionally expressive, and somewhat unstructured vibe—INFP is the best overall fit.

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Otome student powered by croissants, chiikawa and shuake brainrot. Once air-fried gyoza by mistake, still trusted with biology and hot takes.– @noiznui

Your signature cocktail
This fizzy, slightly chaotic spritz mirrors their oscillation between exhaustion and determination in school life, like when they said “only 3 hours of sleep today and I got classes til 4 do I end it all” and “anytime I attend this class I feel my soul getting sucked out”. Sparkling yuzu soda is bright and playful, echoing their soft, whimsical side and love of cute things like chiikawa and cats, as seen in “It's me and my cat against the evils of this world”. The espresso shot captures their chronic fatigue and reliance on bursts of energy while gaming and studying, hinted at by “Idk how people get through the day without 2h naps”. Lavender syrup brings a dreamy floral note, a nod to their wishful, romantic streak in “I hope I get to be a cute flower in a well loved garden in my next life”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds depth and a slightly bittersweet edge, much like their dramatic flair for despair and angst in otome routes and Persona discourse, reflected in “The constantly reoccurring akechi discourse is so incredibly stupid, always the same bad takes over and over again” and “I just finished yves' despair end wow Damn ☹️ I hope the salvation ending makes up for this, I'm so sad”. Finally, the edible glitter and croissant-shaped sugar garnish celebrate their love for sweets and tiny joys like “mini croissants are evil bc one blink and they're all gone” and their fashion/merch obsession, turning the drink into something as extra and beloved as their akeshu shrine in “when all my shu stuff arrives best believe I'll be taking him everywhere no matter what”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is care, gentleness, and loyalty, especially toward comfort things and people, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff. They frame life as "me and my cat against the evils of this world" and cherish small kindnesses like strangers complimenting their hair or outfit, saying it makes "the world shine a lot brighter" (“It's me and my cat against the evils of this world”, “anytime I get complimented on my hair or outfit by a stranger the world shines a lot brighter”). They are very loyal to their faves and interests, e.g. insisting "I love chiikawa so much" and hoping the characters "be friends forever," and repeatedly defending/celebrating characters like Akechi, Joker, Shu, and Yves (“I love chiikawa so much...please let chiikawa hachiware and usagi be friends forever”, “I love you joker persona 5”, “Itsuki shu is a woman to me because I don't want to accept that I love a man this much”). Their sense of fairness pops up in fandom discourse where they argue that if you dislike a character you should stay out of that space instead of forcing your take on everyone, emphasizing consideration for others (“And it's fine to dislike a character...do yourself and everyone else the favor of just keeping yourself out of those spaces”). Even when overwhelmed by school, headaches, and exhaustion, they keep coming back to cozy pleasures like cooking, naps, games, cats, and sweets as the things that balance out a cruel world, which fits the down‑to‑earth, soft‑hearted resilience typical of Hufflepuff (“the world is evil and unkind but sweets, video games and cats are in it to balance things out”, “Cooking up a proper dinner is so fun when there's peace and quiet”).

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A song that fits them well is idontwannabeyouanymore by Billie Eilish, because it balances softness, self-deprecation, and quiet yearning. They joke about wanting to disappear or die in a dramatic but very online way, like “I need to die”, “nvm life is over my vegan chicken nuggets tasted weird I need to die”, and “I'm such a loser”, which echoes the song’s theme of insecurity and hating your own reflection. At the same time, they clearly have a soft heart and a romantic, dreamy side, shown by “I hope I get to be a cute flower in a well loved garden in my next life” and “anytime I get complimented on my hair or outfit by a stranger the world shines a lot brighter”. Their exhaustion with school and life, like “classes tomorrow I feel so sick I don't want to go 💔💔💔” and “anytime I attend this class I feel my soul getting sucked out”, fits the song’s tired melancholy. Despite all that, they find comfort in small joys—games, merch, cats, sweets—like “the world is evil and unkind but sweets, video games and cats are in it to balance things out”, mirroring the song’s fragile hope underneath the sadness.

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