Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical thinker: They dissect media structure and themes, e.g. critiquing adaptation choices in “this line being the epitome of a bad adaptation” and “i will never understand what even is the point of making an adaptation if you refuse to engage with the core themes of the novel”.
- Literary passion: They read widely, track favorites, and recommend books, as in “top 4 best reads of 2025 so far yay”, “shirley jackson summer starts NOW”, and celebrating a friend’s 5-star rating in “just saw that the friend i recommended we have always lived in the castle to has rated it 5 stars”.
- Media literate: They engage thoughtfully with TV narratives and character arcs, e.g. detailed Severance analysis in “my main complaint is that reintegration was essentially useless…” and nuanced Community takes in “there is nothing the community movie can do with annie edison that i wouldn't be able to explain with comphet”.
- Self-aware humor: They joke about their own habits and obsessions, like “just realised i read on public transport while carrying my bookstore tote bag… i may be the performative reader final boss” and “severance twitter is the only place where people will write think pieces about ‘innie rights’…”.
- Emotionally intuitive: They pick up on characters’ inner lives and trauma, e.g. analyzing recurring motifs of assault in “the recurring motif of the trees being her way of acknowledging the assault…” and empathizing with Ms. Casey’s lack of agency in “she doesn’t even know her own name”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive humor: They use jokes about suicide or extreme distress, such as “email signature that reads ‘should i kms’” and “we should all die”, which can normalize harmful thinking patterns.
- Media overinvestment: They describe TV outcomes as ‘ruining my life’ and frame show discourse as a ‘live tweeting war’, e.g. “knowing that we could have had a hellycasey hug but they cut it has ruined my life” and “waking up in the morning knowing i have failed to serve the markgemma troops in the live tweeting war”.
- Perfectionist pressure: They tie their mood strongly to academic performance and preparation, like “i’ve probably figured out the worst way to listen to an album ever (the first half while i’m driving to take my exam and the second after i’ve finished the exam)” and intense exam countdowns in “making a tbr again because tomorrow this fuck ass exam will be over…”.
- Persistent rumination: They frequently revisit the same upsetting scenarios and what-ifs, e.g. “who up contemplating if one thing had been different would everything be different today” and repeated focus on Gemma’s suffering in tweets like “i just can't get over the doctor dressing gemma up however he wants and coercing her…”.
- Comparative insecurity: They express wishing for more followers and external validation for niche interests, as in “i wish i had enough followers to be able to tweet ‘is tony hangsaman real or not’ and have 100 people reply with ‘real’”, hinting at self-worth tied to online reception.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: intellectually driven, emotional, and intensely attached to books and ideas. They talk about being sure about pursuing a physics degree, which echoes Lisa’s love of science and learning: “the only thing i've ever been 100% sure about ... is to pursue a degree in physics”. Their timeline is full of literary analysis and reading struggles, like reflecting on The Turn of the Screw and translation issues in other languages: “the turn of the screw is an interesting book for me because i tried to read it in english and i think my experience was significantly tarnished by the fact that i found it so difficult to read” and “reading translated works is fun because in italian 'i love you' has different translations if it's meant romantically or not…”. Their passionate, almost over-invested media criticism mirrors Lisa’s earnest intensity, for example in their frustration with bad adaptations: “i will never understand what even is the point of making an adaptation if you refuse to engage with the core themes of the novel”. Finally, their mix of existential humor and moral seriousness about fictional ethics, like dissecting Severance’s treatment of autonomy and misogyny, recalls Lisa’s blend of angst and idealism: “both helly and gemma's stories revolve around the core struggle of being stripped of their autonomy and agency…”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They read as strongly introverted: most of their joy comes from solitary, inward-focused activities like reading and intense media analysis, e.g. “just realised i read on public transport while carrying my bookstore tote bag… i may be the performative reader final boss” and “i’ve been in a reading slump for over a month now and i wish i could say it’s because i’ve been studying a lot but really i’ve just been watching house md”, with no sign of seeking large social crowds or external validation beyond niche fandom spaces. Their tweets are highly intuitive (N), centered on themes, symbolism, and theory rather than concrete day-to-day details, like their frustration with adaptations that miss core themes in “i will never understand what even is the point of making an adaptation if you refuse to engage with the core themes of the novel” and their fascination with translation ambiguity in “reading translated works is fun because in italian 'i love you' has different translations if it's meant romantically or not…”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic: they frame criticism around emotional resonance and ethical concerns about agency and misogyny, exemplified by “severance twitter is the only place where people will write think pieces about ‘innie rights’ ... and then say the most rancid misogynistic things about a female character who ‘gets in the way’ of a ship” and their deep empathy for characters’ suffering in “this is killing me because they included the clip showing her supposed selfishness and it's her suffering more than jesus on the cross…”. Their Judging (J) preference shows in how they emphasize structure, payoff, and narrative coherence—wanting reintegration to matter in “my main complaint is that reintegration was essentially useless when they set it up so early in the season in such a grand way” and making organized TBRs like “making a tbr again because tomorrow this fuck ass exam will be over and i will hopefully go back to reading”. The combination of abstract, theme-heavy analysis and strong moral/emotional focus on characters’ autonomy and suffering—shown in repeated Severance and Shirley Jackson threads like “mark's love for gemma being what drove him to sever himself and gave him the chance to find her again while being at the same time the reason why he's the only one who can complete cold harbor which consists in torturing her”—aligns closely with an INFJ profile. Overall, they come across as an inwardly-focused, theory-driven media and literature fan who filters everything through a lens of ethics, empathy, and coherent narrative meaning, which is very characteristic of INFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- Be honest: if we were characters in a Shirley Jackson novel, would you let me into your ‘fucked up house’ or would I just be one of the villagers from ‘The Lottery’ you glare at from the window of We Have Always Lived in the Castle?
- You said there’s nothing the Community movie can do with Annie Edison that you couldn’t explain with comphet—do you want to test that theory over coffee and see if your attraction to me is compulsory or catastrophically real?
- You curated a whole Pride Month TBR and a Shirley Jackson summer; I’m just asking for a tiny slot in your schedule so you can decide if I’m a 5⭐ read, a bad adaptation, or an underrated episode you won’t shut up about.
- As a physics girl who listens to half an album before an exam and half after, you clearly understand experimental design—so can we run a little study on whether meeting me causes more dopamine than finishing Severance S2 with Gemma safe, alive, free, and happy?
- You once tweeted ‘if I die post any excerpt from The Haunting of Hill House and if I don't wake up to retweet it I'm really gone’—dangerous, because if you send me Shirley Jackson quotes at 3AM I might accidentally fall in love and then we both have a problem.
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22 • she/her • physics student who live‑tweets Severance & Shirley Jackson. Once failed a reading slump because House MD had me in a chokehold.– @noliveorganism
Your signature cocktail
The Shirley Severance (Ego Death Spritz)
This cocktail is darkly bookish and a little unhinged, built for the person who declares “ego death at the research lab” and then live‑tweets emotional devastation over Severance. The blackberry‑infused gin nods to her obsession with Shirley Jackson and We Have Always Lived in the Castle, from celebrating a friend who rated it 5 stars “just saw that the friend i recommended we have always lived in the castle to has rated it 5 stars” to calling a new adaptation “the best” “they're calling it the best we have always lived in the castle adaptation of all time”. Amaro adds a bitter, melancholy edge for the way she spirals about adaptations and narrative choices, as when she says “i will never understand what even is the point of making an adaptation if you refuse to engage with the core themes of the novel”. The sparkling prosecco is for her bursts of joy and caps‑lock reactions, like “GEMMA ALIVE GEMMA SAFE GEMMA FREE GEMMA HAPPY” and “EXAMS ARE OVER”, keeping the drink effervescent rather than brooding. Rosemary syrup represents her studious, slightly severe physics‑major precision and the way she’s deeply intentional about media analysis, as seen when she dissects character arcs and structure in threads like “my main complaint is that reintegration was essentially useless when they set it up so early in the season in such a grand way”. Finally, the activated charcoal salt rim is the Severance/ego‑death edge: pretty, gothic, and a bit dangerous, echoing tweets like “if i die post any excerpt from the haunting of hill house and if i don't wake up to retweet it i'm really gone” and her jokingly dire humor in “email signature that reads 'should i kms'”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is dominated by intellectual curiosity and close reading rather than anything like ambition or performative bravery. They repeatedly dig into how adaptations handle core themes, e.g. criticizing changes as "the epitome of a bad adaptation" and saying they "will never understand what even is the point of making an adaptation if you refuse to engage with the core themes of the novel" “this line being the epitome of a bad adaptation”, “i will never understand what even is the point of making an adaptation if you refuse to engage with the core themes of the novel”. They also show meta-awareness about translation theory and linguistic nuance, like when they discuss how Italian forces translators to decide whether to make "ambiguous gay subtext into text" “reading translated works is fun because in italian 'i love you'...”. Their reading habits and comments about learning in English reveal a reflective, self-analytical nature: trying books in English, failing, then later succeeding and reconstructing that journey “i tried reading a john green book in english but i couldn’t get through it... it might have been anne of green gables”. On top of this, they're literally pursuing a physics degree and frame it as the one decision they've never doubted, which underscores a deep, sustained commitment to understanding rather than status or safety “the only thing i've ever been 100% sure about... is to pursue a degree in physics”. Overall, their feed reads like that of a person who lives in analysis, interpretation, and media theory—classic Ravenclaw traits.
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this is me trying - Taylor Swift
A song that fits them best is “this is me trying” because it captures the mix of exhaustion, self-reflection, and determination that runs through their timeline. They juggle intense academic pressure and self-doubt, like listening to an album in the most stressful way possible while going to an exam and back (“i’ve probably figured out the worst way to listen to an album ever (the first half while i’m driving to take my exam and the second after i’ve finished the exam)”) and repeatedly tweeting about being freed from exams (“IM FREEEE”, “EXAMS ARE OVER”). The song’s themes of feeling like you’re falling short while still trying resonate with tweets that mix dark humor and emotional burnout, like wanting an email signature that reads “should i kms” (“email signature that reads 'should i kms'”) and calling their bio “ego death at the research lab.” At the same time, they are fiercely passionate about media and art—Shirley Jackson, Severance, Community—and keep showing up emotionally for stories and characters even when it hurts (“started reading hangsaman and i’m already tearing my hair out this is going go kill me”, “waking up in the morning knowing i have failed to serve the markgemma troops in the live tweeting war”). That combination of vulnerability, self-critique, and persistence is exactly what gives “this is me trying” its emotional core, making it a strong match for them.
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